theintensifier

The INTENSE~! one.

This should be a half way decent movie. All the Marine Corps movies I've ever seen haven't scratched the surface of what it's really like to be in the Corps. Full Metal Jacket boot camp scenes were awfully tame compared to what I've seen and had done to me at boot camp.

Hey, it's been great posting here, there are a lot of funny people who post here, thanks for all the laughs. I leave for basic in a week, and just wanted to say good bye. Later.

Wow, it's called professional wrestling, you know, where men and women kick the shit out of each other, get over it already.

Some of the best chair shots I've seen this year. I don't think the chair was gimmicked either, it looked like it didn't bend at all.

I've been laughing the entire time reading this thread. I too have a very morbid sense of humor, always have, always will. Here's some of the highlights of my morbid sense of humor: There was a major fat women at the restaurant I used to work at, and she tried sitting in a lawn chair we had at the break table, and she got stuck. I can just remember walking by, and seeing her trying to pull it off, and she was pretty much squealing too. The guy who was training me in the kitchen was showing me how to clean and keep the fryers running properly. He forgot to shut the valve, and the grease (not hot) was pouring out all over him, and he had no clue, even when I jumped back when a little bit of it got on me. Needless to say, I made a smart assed remark to him "Are you supposed to let it run on your legs like that?!" He wasn't too happy, but I couldn't stop laughing. I was even laughing when he made me mop it up. At school, there was this pretty overweight teacher, and he was explaining something I can't remember, anyway, he went to sit down, and a button flew off his shirt, and on to my desk, since I was right in front of him. He was so embarassed, so, I decided to get up, and hand it back to him and smoggly said "I think this belongs to you!" Everytime I go into the local Sub Way, there is this girl who works there, and she has the most facial hair I have ever seen on a woman. The first time I saw her, I was like "hey what's up dude?......WHOA....sorry!" Everytime I see her, I try really hard not to laugh, and she knows it too, which makes it all that funnier.

Gotta go with 7 Up here.

I really like the Burger King type burgers, but I like the burgers I cook at the restaurant I work at the best.

Gonna be one hell of a show.

DAMN!

It is getting kind of old seeing Joe retain show, after show, after show. Punk should have beaten him tonight, and the match should have been over 60 minutes, say, 33 minutes over 60!

I generally played the majority of the seasons. I only simmed a few games, and encountered some injury problems. On average, I played two games a day, and played the game for a solid year. So it took a while for the known players to disappear.

When I was playing NFL 2K3 for a long time, I would usually win pretty much every game. But that trend stopped happening when all of the known players retired, and the league consisted of players generated by the game. I generally didn't do so well, I think I made the Super Bowl once out of the 5 seasons I played just with those guys. I had the highest rated RB in the entire game, but my O Line was absolutley horrible. I had to rely on my QB to get little quick passes to said RB and pray he doesn't get hurt. It was interesting for a few games, but got old realy quick.

Since you don't want me to be harsh, I'll be overly nice. You could beat the WWE out. The very best booking I have EVER seen. [/sarcasm] Sorry, had to say it. Seriously, it's not too bad. The name of the promotion is kinda eh, and your workers are tiny, other than that, not too shaby.

Jesus, I thought Ian was having major finacial problems? So he brings in Terry Funk. Funk is one of the highest demanding indy wrestlers when it comes to pay.

I definately scout teams. In Football games, if the opposing team has a few star players like the Colts, I'll put my top CB on Harrison, along with a secondary CB, and then put my fastest / strongest LB on James, along with another stud on my defense. I do the same in Basketball games, like if I was playing the Lakers of old, I'd double team Shaq the entire game, same goes with Kobe. I'd put my two best defenders on them, and usually get the steal.

I'm Joe. That's cool.

Main Events at Pay Per Views: Chris Benoit: 2003 Royal Rumble, WrestleMania XX, Backlash 2004, Vengeance 2004, SummerSlam 2004, Unforgiven 2000, Survivor Series 2004, King of the Ring 2001, Fully Loaded 2000. Eddie Guerrero: No Way Out 2004, Judgement Day 2004, Armageddon 2004. Benoit has Main Evented at all of the bigger Pay Per Views (Royal Rumble, WrestleMania, SummerSlam, Survivor Series), where Guerrero has not.

Chris Benoit: Won the World Heavyweight championship by making Triple H tap out in the Main Event of WrestleMania XX (day over 5 month reign), Won the 2004 Royal Rumble (entered #1), Made HBK tap out in WM XX rematch, 4 time Intercontinental champion defeating Angle (technically Jericho) - Jericho - Billy Gunn - Rob Van Dam, won three WWE World Tag Team championships (Jericho - Edge 2x), one time WWE SmackDown! Tag Team champion (Angle), has had great matches with Jericho - Angle - Eddie Guerrero- HHH - Rock - Austin - Lesnar - HBK - Orton - Edge - RVD. Eddie Guerrero: Won the WWE World Heavyweight championship from Brock Lesnar at No Way Out (over 4 month reign), retained his WWE title at WM XX against Kurt Angle, has won one WWE United States Heavyweight Championship defeating Benoit, has held three WWE SmackDown! Tag Team Championships (Tajiri - Chavo Guerrero 2x), two time Intercontinental champion defeating Rob Van Dam and Chyna, two time European champion defeating Chris Jericho and Test, has had great matches with Benoit - Angle - Edge - Rey Jr - WGTT - Jericho - Lesnar. Overall: Benoit, since he has ME'd a WM, and won a Royal Rumble.

Waterproof Blonde does Christian's theme!

The Pacers should sign Holly right now.

He ran out of great, original, fresh ideas for his roster.

That would have been great.

Nice retort.

Horrible. The titles change hands practically every single show, they are mulitple turns for no reason, reminds me of WCW 2000 - 01.