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GET HIM A BODYBAG! YEEEEEEAAAH! So your idea is the No More Kings "Sweep the leg" comes to life, only with Will Smith's kid? Well hell, I'm sold.

I learned about three years ago that the word "logic" and "college football" don't go together. This is just the way it's going to be. It's never going to change. Unless we end this year with a Boise State vs Utah national title game, there will never be a call for a playoff. Let two mid majors get to the title game and those old Presidents will whistle a new tune. As it is, they never will. Doesn't matter what the coaches want, this is the way it's going to be.

Nope, but considering this year hasn't been that awesome I think it's a nice complete collection of the funny episodes. Least I just finished my Christmas shopping for my girl.

Is mayor of Stupidtown aware Batman existed long before Chris Nolan turned him into a movie? Is he suing Tim Burton? Bob Kane? Bill Finger? He can sue Joel Schumacher if he wants to try, god knows most of us wanted to sue him after Batman and Robin for pain and suffering. Maybe the idiot should have did his history. Batman, the character, was established in 1939. Batman, the city, was established in 1955. If anyone could end up getting sued here, it's the city for using a DC comics trademark.

Another bad decision? SURE WHY NOT! What is really sad is she would probably end up being the biggest heel in the history of TNA. For that one night, there would be someone for everyone to hate.

I hope you are not dissing the greatness that is 3 Ninjas. So who is going to be the Asian guy that teaches him? Jackie Chan? Jet Li? Random old guy #7? Will Smith? Plus didn't they already sorta remake this movie with Sidekicks?

It's even more of a mess if USC blows one against Notre Dame. Then you don't even have a possible Pac 10 CO champion available anymore cause there is ZERO way a 2 loss USC gets into the title game. Zero. Florida losing to FSU isn't likely but it's possible. Same goes with Bama facing Auburn (if they had an offense somewhere in there). Even if Bama goes undefeated, a Florida loss to the Noles would conceivably eliminate the SEC from title contention one would think if they take down Bama. Cause who could justify Alabama getting into the title game if they don't win the SEC title? Anyone? And no one bring up Boise State or Utah, they have no chance of getting to the title game. I don't care if everyone in front of them has two losses, they aren't getting there. I mean, it would be hilarious if everyone else had two losses and they were the only undefeated teams left standing. But they still wouldn't get into the title game.

Because it's still an easier schedule (barely) and he's closer to his family. If they could give the money and had smart booking, TNA would become a mecca for many. Right now, they have neither of those. And I don't see SpikeTV helping TNA match a WWE offer for Christian. Angle? Sure. But Christian? I have my doubts.

So wait a minute here. While not likely, it's possible the National Championship game could be the Big 12 South second or third place team facing the second place Pac 10 team or the one to two loss SEC champ? It would take a LOT of improbable stuff to happen: Bama goes down to Florida (likely), Florida loses to FSU (highly doubtful) then they turn around and beat Bama again which would leave Florida a two loss SEC champ, Texas Tech goes down to Oklahoma (which alone causes mass CHAOS in the Big 12 and is possible), Oklahoma or Texas loses the Big 12 title game (not really likely considering the competition) and Oregon St wins out to capture the Pac 10 (the most highly unlikely of it all). Toss in Penn State falling to Michigan State. I know nearly zero chance of that is possible but that is definition of a mess if it goes down. Those are all easy enough bullets to dodge but damn, that could be a lot of fun seeing anyone sorting through that.

What? People do realize that dive in gas prices is only temporary, right...? Apparently they are asleep every winter when gas drops like this and then skyrockets again usually in mid-December to January. They should be doing what Toyota and those companies are doing instead of creating 40,000 dollar SUVs and gas guzzling pick-up trucks that maybe a percent of the nation will be able to buy. The Japan companies are making pick-ups and SUVs that are powerful AND get gas mileage at 20% less than the price of American vehicles. That is the definition of doom for the American auto industry.

Called it. Not to mention, no they don't look alike. They weren't even born in the same country! Lena is from Hawaii for christ sake, she looks NOTHING like Gail Kim! It's a stupid reason. Hell, half the women on the Diva roster all LOOK alike but the only one they fire is the girl who looks too asian because they hired an asian?

My girl just threw her math book about a mile and has stated she is flying to San Fran tomorrow to cut off Mike Martz's balls since he's not using them anyway. She's mildly upset. God damn Niners, I mean god damn. You get to the TWO YARD LINE with 45 seconds and you get off 2 plays? And the final one goes to Michael "I couldn't score at Penn State" Robinson?

So..you run the ball and you give it to...Michael Robinson? What. The. Fuck?? The Niners need to call Drew Bledsoe. He'll give you one 9 win season and your back-up quarterback will rise up and become awesome. As long as you didn't use a first round draft pick on him, then he'll be a disaster.

And just as soon as I type that, Jason Hill makes back to back nice plays and gets the Niners to the two with a chance to win. Wow. But the Niners clock management is going to kill them. So they have one final shot to win the game.

At this point, Alex Smith couldn't do fucking worse than this. He couldn't. A one armed man who is color blind could do better than this. Smith has gotten be on par with that. ETA: Oh wait, he's on the IR. Also known as the no fucking way you are seeing the field list. Jaime Martin it is!

What. The. Fuck. Was. That?

Well, for bonehead stupidity I am positive they have. And it's obvious Shaun Hill is NOT the answer at quarterback either. So who's left?

You know when someone will officially know what is happening when Christian? The day after his contract is due to expire and if he shows up at an Impact taping or on WWE television. Until then, this is what he does. Says one thing, does another then says he's doing another followed by his actual real decision. Like one of the writers said recently, Christian gives them a headache when it comes contract time cause you never know for sure what he'll do. And he never tells his friends what he is really thinking cause he can't trust them to shut up. Either way he goes, I can see the positives. Either he stays in TNA, works a little bit easier schedule or he goes to the WWE for a bigger payday and more security for his future but with no time with his family.

I just remembered someone the TNA Originals could bring forward and him feuding with Sting could be a LOT of fun. 'The Fallen Angel' Christopher Daniels. There has been constant talk TNA wanted him to stop being Curry Man and they need someone else the fans could buy into challenging Sting. The Fallen Angel is perfect.

The hell?? I thought he was a dead set lock to the Cards. How did the A's get into the mix?

It depends on how Vince feels. If he thinks Christian "betrayed" him and the WWE, he'll be in mid-card hell for the length of his contract. If he doesn't hold a grudge over that...well, he'll be in upper mid-card hell or as one of the new centerpiece wrestlers of ECW. I don't see Vince pushing Christian to the moon. He didn't last time and nothing about Christian has changed except his age.

Damn Elijah, didn't you learn nothing from that ghost attacking you last Halloween? HOMEBOY DROP YOUR CELL PHONE! I hope TNA makes a run at him. He's got that same something that The Truth has. They blew it with him, maybe they can bring in Elijah and do something right. Losing Christian and gaining Burke would be like trading for a prospect but it's still someone with a plus upside. Poor Lena Yada, if Gail Kim hadn't signed she'd still be employed. Can't have too many asian women on the roster, the fans would be confused!

Kenny was actually fun when he used to do sports center and his "comedy" was limited to just snide comments now and then. But now it's like he has become the SNL of ESPN. If they wanted a comedy show with goofy skits, convince the Sklar brothers to bring back Cheap Seats full time.

Family Guy was better before it was overloaded with musical numbers. American Dad is just a full story and flows so much better than the repeating jokes on Family Guy. And the reason TV can get away with more than radio is TV at least has some safeguards in place. Much of the bad language can either be V-chipped out or it's on the pay channels. Radio is open access to everyone in the area with zero safeguards. Granted kids here more horrible things at home than they will ever hear on television but we are just going to pretend they don't.

Without Passions, there just isn't any Soap Operas interest from me anymore. Not to mention CBS is doing this weird ass reality show style camera work on a few of theres that looks downright stupid. But Passions...holy hell, that one was god damn great.