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Christ, what a shitty list of nominees. This one took the cake though. Cannot believe I'm saying this...but come on Coldplay. Now I have to go sit in the shower for a few hours after saying that. Fuck.

Probably looks in the toilet and doesn't understand why people want him to flush his "art"

Uwe Boll might go down as the worst director ever, taking the title away from Ed Wood. Only Ed made his movies on extremely tight budget while Uwe has blown MILLIONS to make his shitty films. Films that actually COULD have been good if he actually followed the original storylines instead of using his shitty vision.

Guys cannot get over if they have no clue how to make their moves work and have zero charisma. Which is what you usually get calling up the big morons. People forget guys like Brock, Cena, Batista and the best crop spent a good amount of time in OVW to get ready. But of course once they come up, they are told to eliminate 90% of the stuff they learned because they don't want to see guys hurt. But THEN Vince has the brillant plan of firing everyone and just calling up the steriod monkeys to wrestle. You bring up someone who is green as fuck, then a powerbomb, clothesline and all those moves become deadly...and not in the looked brutal way but in the break bones of person kind of way. OVW isn't the problem, they train these guys to take bumps and execute moves without causing injury. If you call up someone before they are ready, they cannot take bumps, they cannot sell a move, and they cannot hit a move to the maximum safety of their opponent. THAT is why guys are in OVW, not to build a character which Vince and the writers will ignore anyway. And yes, some of these guys Vince has hired didn't even know the basics. And in a few weeks in OVW, they actually learned a few basics and Vince is SHOCKED when they come up and can't do shit. You can't do what you didn't learn and most of these moves take awhile to learn. Guys like Cena and Benjamin have been limited to what they can do so they are still learning a new style. It's like learning a new language, you aren't going to pick it up overnight. OVW is a training group, you get lots of time in the ring to learn pacing and execution of your moves. WWE is still the majors and it's a new ballgame. But yes, tons of guys could have been the next big thing if Vince had actually allowed them to learn things before throwing them into the fire. You don't see many MLB teams drafting a kid out of high school and then starting him on the MLB roster right out of spring training. What Vince does would be like a MLB team drafting a kid who has never played baseball just because he has a baseball player look and then starting him on the MLB roster after one week of Spring training.

Bet your ass people would evacute then. Well, the ones worth keeping alive anyway. If you got a Hurricane called "HOLY SHIT" coming and you think you can ride it out, then you are probably the same kind of person who thinks you can ride out a tornado coming right up your driveway.

Fuck that, BRING HIM IN! And bring in Chip Fairway while your at it so we can have one giant golf stable! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A FOURSOME, if you will... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The Fore Horsemen <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well hey, then they can bring in Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson at Wrestlemania. Hell, bring in Singh and Sergio Garcia and we got ourselves a dream match

Two hour season finale of Stargate:Atlantis. Stargate SG-1 is done til 2006. As for Smackdown....glad to see they are going back to the quality writing that makes the WWE shine.

Vince better realize one thing, no matter how much money he throws at the rappers there is not ONE who will be willing to lose a rap battle to John Cena. That shit is WAY too important to them and they will not take a dive. Fuck, not even Diddy Kong would take a dive. Also, Wrestlemania needs Gary Coleman. And Dustin Diamond.

Four course meal for under 12 bucks? Hell no, I love Rita. Best damn garlic bread on the planet.

How about they just name it Hurricane HOLY SHIT and call it a day? It's so hard to be afraid of something named Rita. Rita's is the name of an Italian restraunt I go too. The food is too good for me to fear the name now.

I'm rooting against the Saints...cause I'm sick of hearing about them. Just let them lose and see if the love affair at least can calm down. A win and it will NEVER end.

The announcement should be if Taboo Tuesday does a buyrate better than Wrestlemania, the McMahon family will never be seen on television again. That includes in-law members.

44) Tom Hanks: SECRETS (that was the greatest moment) 45) "OH MY GOD! That is the worst thing I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot let me tell you....he let that kid hit the ground". Almost as good as the AIDS one.

If the aid packets were big screen televisions and cash bribes, they would have accepted them with open arms.

The WWE has found their celebrity with crossover appeal.

In other news, humans need to breathe air to avoid death.

Yeah, but the other times they didn't pinkie swear on it! Or promise if they broke the treaty to, and I quote, "stick a needle in our eye".

If that was the one with Hogan-Sting, then I agree. God, that match was like having ALL the air sucked out of you. The night WCW put the first bullet into themselves.

Did he show up or stumble in?

If by huge you mean Steeler total domination when they realize the Pats cannot run, then sure.

Doesn't help that the Patriots offensive line doesn't believe in run blocking. It's a total lack of holes when they run the ball.

On the ESPN preview show they came up with the excuse that losing the starting Center was just as bad. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It is. Moss may be the big play threat, but without an offensive line leader (which their center was), then they couldn't have thrown the ball if they wanted too. But right now they are just coughing up the ball for the sake of coughing up the damn ball it seems.

Hey Tyler, can you explain the "Ben can't beat you with his arm" crap I've heard from 'experts' all season long? The guy had one bad passing game last year, against the Pats. And didn't he beat the Cowboys with arm?

Carson Palmer numbers for 1ST QUARTER: 10/11 168yards 2TDs When will the Vikings offense AND defense arrive for today's game?

Least you don't have the soon to be god awful Titans vs Ravens game. And I also got the crappy Niners-Eagles game. God, these are going to be horrible.