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Your coach is Bill Cowher...think about what you are asking for out of him. You are asking him to use his brain.

What's the spread? I'll tell you if you have a chance And Billy Volek is coming in, meaning McNair won't die till next week.

You could grab Joey Harrington after the Lions waive him and cross your fingers. And Chris Rix is out there! He's got upside!

Can't stop fumbling either. Cedric Benson has just hit the field for the Bears... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How many yards he lose? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He's got six yards on two carries at the moment. Memo to Kyle Orton: THIS ISN'T THE NCAA JACKASS! Throws into TRIPLE COVERAGE do not come down as completions.

Can't stop fumbling either. Cedric Benson has just hit the field for the Bears... I changed my mind about broken legs, Steve McNair is going to fucking DIE with this team. Retire now Steve, take the money and RUN!

If they win with 27, would you care? Blowout means nothing, it's about the wins man. If the Browns don't start rallying, hope the Bengals don't score anymore. It's the best of both worlds.

Am I the only one who forgot the Dolphins and Broncos were playing? It's 6-3 Miami in the third.

I think that was the plan by the Titans. You bring in Norm Chow, you blow the season, you draft Matt Leinart once Steve McNair gets his legs broken in the regular season when the line forgets to block for him, and you pick some second round wide-outs. Then you teach Travis Henry to stop fumbling the ball. See? Simple.

Some guy named Todd Bauman. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hmm, maybe if they call the WalMart they can convince them to give Ryan Leaf a few months of vacation time. He took anger management classes you know? The NFL needs the yearly "Ryan Leaf tries out, makes a team, plays one game so badly they cut him the same day" event.

I haven't understood Aaron Brooks starting since the day he started. Who is the back-up in New Orleans anyway? ETA: Little bit of both Mike, little bit of both. He's just walking right up the middle on them though. The defense is just way too....uggh.

Poor Joe Gibbs. Just call it a "Interesting expirement" and move away from Football for good. Not only that, he has been not needed for his Nascar team as they have done well without him. Just go golf and live your life. The old man just loves stress and long hours in the office. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually, Tony calls him before and after every race and it's not like a car owner means much in NASCAR to begin with. Not that it matters to this, but still. And holy crap, the Bears have a touchdown. They will actually lead it seems, unless the kicker blows the kick. Skins fumbled the opening kickoff and the Bears ACTUALLY took advantage. Orton has looked decent enough, lot of drops by his receivers but he looks very good on the td drive.

Patrick Ramsey's brain and neck have been found and he might be returning to the game. So the Bears defense will get a second chance to end his NFL career.

They should just be glad guns aren't allowed in. I have a feeling more than boos will be flying if they have a second half like the first half they just had. In over a decade of Viking fandom, I think this is the first time I've ever heard them get booed at home. Vikings fans aren't known for turning on their own team (not like, say, Philly). It's the Minnesota hospitality thing... but I guess it's already been exhausted in a couple of hours <{POST_SNAPBACK}> When you find out you got outgained by the Bears in the first half...I'd say that yeah, hospitality like diplomacy is dead. Still, it IS the first game of the season. The only team I think that is showing an accurate picture of the season are the Titans cause they are just too damn young. WAY too young.

They should just be glad guns aren't allowed in. I have a feeling more than boos will be flying if they have a second half like the first half they just had. Also, Romeo Krennel's defensive debut isn't working out as planned as the Bengals have over 200 yards of offense. Still, the Browns offense looks 10 times better but the Browns still trail 17-10. And this Titan-Steeler game is just sad. The Titans defense just looks so overmatched. I know they are young and all, but this is making me want to cry for them.

I picked a Cardinal-Cowboy NFC title game. Course, I'm out of my fucking mind so it makes perfect sense. The Vikings have 10 yards rushing? Jesus, even the Bears are doing better than this for christ sake.

Rule #1: If you are going to say "we don't need this player to win", you better make damn sure you bring your A game in week one. Right now Dante is bringing a game that might make the Viking fans start thinking that Tim Couch guy is worth a look.

Even if he tossed 3 TDs (which would be good, for sure), that would just barely even out his turnovers in fantasy calculations for this week, wouldn't it? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not if he throws all three touchdowns to Nate. That'll help Nate's totals big time.

Like Tony Dungy? You need to get the personal to be able to work your defense. Right now he does not have the personal he needs on defense. I mean, he IS rebuilding the frickin Bengals.

Patrick Ramsey got CLOTHESLINED out of the game. Burnell in, Ramsey is alive although they are currently looking for the bones in his neck which may have been crushed into dust on the field.

Would anyone like to explain WHY they picked Iowa to be a good team? They just seemed to turn into a media darlin because they didn't royally suck last year. Iowa is a nice program that is improving, but this is a mega leap of expectations from people. Good as in Top Five worthy.

Temple isn't in a BCS conference anymore. The Big East kicked them out after last season. The Owls are currently an independent and could be dropping down into the A-10 in a few years, right where they belong. Oh and Iowa State knocked off Iowa. So one more overrated down.

Should move down, but they won't. I'm more interested in what Secret Agent's avatar will be for the rest of the year.

It's a photoshop.

Far as I'm concerned, Mick did enough damage to his body to be as big of a dick as he wants to get whatever contract he wants. I really don't care since he was not worth the effort TNA put into trying to signing him. I'll take Homicide over done Foley any day of the week.

Anyone who thought Chad Henne was any kind of quarterback before the game was being extremely optimistic to say the least. Henne is just the best option they have at the moment, which isn't saying much. Michigan has a strong defense but that is only going to get you so far when you don't have a quarterback who doesn't have leadership skills on offense. Which is all Michigan really needed.