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Badges? The MMP don't need no stinkin badges.

I know, it makes you wonder what the hell you HAD to do to get an R. I mean, Evil Dead had to get an NR because it was headed for an X rating. Evil Dead isn't anywhere NEAR the violence level of Jaws and Jaws was more realistic. When I saw the breast shots (more than one now...some nice ones on these women too) in Clash, I checked my program guide thinking something higher than PG because I forgot about RED DAWN. It's sad, in the 80's children could apparently handle seeing breasts. In the 90's, according to parents they can't handle it so it must be R.

Yeah, I remember the PG-13 thing. It's just hard to believe that nowadays, nudity and a curse word is automatic R whereas before Red Dawn it didn't warrant such a rating. I've seen about 6 movies on TCM with PG ratings with nudity. Hard to believe that we have actually become more uptight since 1980.

That would have been one hell of an accomplishment if they could have though. And would have been incredibly sad since they can't nail down the easiest of angles without major struggles.

He was still employed?

From what I just saw, the fault was completely on Shawn Michaels. There is no flip side, it was all Shawn. If Shawn agrees to the deal of the match ending in a DQ then there is never any talk of this and the Hitman is in the company to this day in some form. And you can bet Shawn let his hatred of Bret extend into WCW where Nash and Hall had basically completely control of the company. I hope Bret does come back one day to the WWE, and sucker punches Shawn right in the middle of the ring on RAW and walks out. And if Vince walks out, punch him in the face as well. Shawn Michaels got no punishment for Montreal. Not a god damn thing. Vince got punched, Michaels got off clean. And making Davey Boy lose a match he dedicated to his sister who is dying of CANCER?!?!? There may be no scum lower than HBK.

Next they make Big Bird enter rehab and finally get rid of Snuffy. If Bird would get off the drugs, the big elephant would be gone.

only 500? You must be omitting the part about how he can open bottles with the gap in his teeth I want a 500 word essay on when Benoit will realize his stupid headbutt hurts him more than it hurts his opponent. He must already be suffering from memory loss since he keeps trying to hit the damn thing and then rolls around on the mat in pain for a minute after he hits it.

Are they reporting or making citizens arrests? Cause if they are just reporting, I'm perfectly fine with what they are doing. I've talked with quite a few Mexicans who really hate illegals, I mean hate them more than disgruntled white people hate them. You haven't lived till you've heard a man who just got his citizenship say, "god damn illegals, always taking the jobs of us hard working Americans. Should send them all back to Mexico." That was one of the few times I actually enjoyed doing news. Most of the ones who are working hard to become legal citizens hate them because they give them a black eye. They usually just come to America, work for a bit and then leave like it's summer camp (I was told this by quite a few people, none of which were white people). And the ones trying to become citizens said it makes it nearly impossible for them to get work, which makes it next to impossible for them to become legal citizens.

Isn't that the same Anarchy A that Lita wears on her pants? Does ANYONE in the WWE shirt department try anymore or have they all just given up?

And kids wonder why teachers don't want to be cool anymore. The cool ones get arrested for something because of their students. Either because the girls reported him for vodka or because the young men reported the hot female teacher for having sex with them. What a stupid generation of kids.

Except BEAST runs into the same Marvel copyright problems that RHINO would run into.

Since this topic may or may not go bye bye, I'll pretend it won't and add my thoughts. She needs to wear a god damn bra to hide the serious sag she has going on. There, that covers my thoughts.

His form faltered in the next inning, three straight hits and two runs home. O's 8 Yankees 3

But it wouldn't be as big as a reality show for Warrior. Call it Warrior Nation and have him drive around the country in a van. If he stops at random places and does speeches, I'm there. Add in special guest Gary Busey and we are looking at an Emmy.

Because it's getting stupid. It seems like every game the Cubs are winning and they just let it slip through their fingers in the dumbest ways possible. Today, a man couldn't even pick up a damn ball. I'm frustrated. I love the Cubs and I'm sure they will straighten it out, but it seems like the ninth inning has become a nightmare to Cubs fans.

And the Cubs blow the lead in the ninth as Hawkins gives up a single to right to Spivey and then a double to Overbay. Hollandsworth bobbled the ball and Spivey costed on home. So, one save chance and one blown save for Hawkins.

It's official. Warrior needs to speak at every college. This guy is a ticket seller. He'd be the Metallica of crazy speeches. Absolutely batty and worth every minute.

Yahoo is a god damn bitch. They have caused my computer more problems than anything possible. With their stupid updates and anti-virus program that knocks off the one that actually works while disabling itself, it's a miracle I get anything done with them on my PC.

I say one game, the entire line-up just bunts for the first three innings. You know, to see if maybe that'll work. And just so this doesn't become a Cubs thread, the Phillies lead the Cards 2-1 in the Bottom of the second.

Hey, they got two outs! Oh great, a 3-2 count with the bases loaded...wonder how this turns out. Holy crap, a strike out.

Subtle and excellent. UVA kids are having a field day with this one. I expect piles of "Ron New Mexico" signs when Marcus Vick comes to town for the UVA/VT game in the fall. They're expecting Marcus Vick? Well, if he decides not to screw any more 14 year-olds or drive 90 stoned off his ass again, he should still be the Hokies' starter by the end of the season. One Vick's as bad as another here. He's learned his lesson. He'll go for the 16 year old while driving 95 drunk off his ass.

Well they aren't bad and I can see myself getting used to them. But god, they have no energy. It's like they are calling the game from another state. Course I wasn't a huge fan of Chip. He was tolerable but I got tired of the little smug bastard. But Steve Stone was awesome and his book about Harry is pure gold.

Looks like we've found the way to save boxing. JONES / HOGAN The knockdown in cocktown! And yes, I freely admit the catchphrase sucks. That's what Don King is for.

Considering how many double plays the Cubs hit into, maybe it's time they did break out the god damn bunt. Brenly is just....there. He doesn't really bring anything and he doesn't subtract. He's just not Steve Stone.