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That's why he gets paid the big bucks.

What happens to Velocity and Heat?

Nothing is better than BODY SLAM! Nothing!

I'm more shocked to be hearing Steve Stone calling a Tigers-Royals game. It just feels all wrong.

The crew members. The jack men and the tire changers I guess since that does require quite a bit of strength. But this is beyond stupid.

Chris Elliot and David Cross were the highlights of Scary Movie 2. Well...basically the only lights. It was pretty dark the rest of the way. There is no excuse for a movie with Tim Curry, Richard Moll, David Cross and Chris Elliot not to be hilarious. And I agree, Cross was great. Wasn't a huge fan of Elliott but he did the best he could with a really horrible character. Oh wait, I did laugh once. When James Woods said "FUCK THIS!" That was hilarious.

Divers? Nascar has divers? Man, I can't wait to see that race. And Tom Davis has snapped. I mean, come on. The NHL doesn't even really exist right now for crap sake.

Not really- they had to cut the sides off of it, HBK-style. Even with the sides removed, that is a damn miracle. They were better off just stapling the logo to his chest.

Damn. I wonder what Anna did to him to cause that. Whatever it was, you know he will be smiling for months. Kris Benson will constantly stay on the DL as long as he a) has a hot wife and b) has a hot wife who is constantly horny. Hell, you can bet if he stubs his toe that he'll go on the DL for 60 days.

I think my problem with Scary Movie 2 is it had so many actors I enjoyed the work of and it was just horrible. I loved the original but the second one was just painfully unfunny. It was more "dammit, dammit, DAMMIT, why am I not laughing?!?!" anger towards the film. The third one wasn't bad, but it wasn't good either. At least I found it more enjoyable than part 2, just for the "I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you" line by Leslie.

VISCERA AND MASTERS?!?! WHY! Why the hell wasn't Snitsky one of the final three? Why are they burying him all of a sudden?

The sequal was just as good. Part of it were better. it let Cedric shine, and I like the guy so that my sway my feelings a lil. But hey, I liked it. Kenan stole all his scenes too. Cool. I'll have to rent it. I enjoyed the first one a lot and actually felt Cedric was way underused. And he was pretty funny in MAN OF THE HOUSE for the few scenes he was in. I just wasn't sure about Barbershop 2 as I didn't hear as much about it like I did Barbershop. As much as they played him up in the previews, Cedric couldn't have been a more bit part in MAN OF THE HOUSE.

Sometimes he is, sometimes he isn't. Depends on the line-up he's facing as I've seen quite a few beat him all over the field. Then there are nights where you can't touch him. Pressure situations? You can't touch him so just forget it. I'm sorry but the people who were comparing the signing of David Wells to the signing of Randy Johnson, were high. I'll think Wells is a great signing when he makes a full season without having a hot dog take him down.

Can someone explain to me how "Beauty Shop" is a movie about "black life" when it has Kevin Bacon, Mena Suvari, Andie MacDowell and Alicia Silverstone in some of the major roles? Seems more like it was about hair styling than "black life" Hell, three of the five leads are white. Now "Barbershop", that was a great movie. How was "Barbershop 2" anyway? I never saw it since there didn't seem to have any need for a sequel.

What the hell is the O's game on? I have three channels that show Orioles but it doesn't appear to be Comcast Sports Net so who is carrying the game? And what time does the game start?

F/X? Isn't FX part of FOX though? I don't know what is in the USA NETWORK family anymore. I'd guess Smackdown will just be on Thursday on USA or it stays on UPN.

I'd like to think it's more like dangling shiny keys in front of him to keep him busy.

Well said. Christy's bumping/selling makes Torrie Wilson's look like Ric Flair in comparison. But she'll show her breasts, therefore PUSH! Molly, won't show or dress sexy so we'll job her till she learns her place as a woman in the WWE.

Like the specials on CBS? Give me a break. It's the same song and dance every contract. One item of interest TNA is in trouble.

The only good thing about that movie? Teri Byrne aka Fyre in a bathing suit in a hot tub. After that, no good quality to the movie at all.

I trust no one who wrote Scary Movie 2.

The funny thing is MLB hasn't said it was steroids. Various "sources" have claimed it was steroids. And if it was steroids, then the guy would have to be the stupidest moron on the planet to start taking them this year.

Most reporters don't like you and would be glad if hundreds of you died in a train accident they could report live from that might get them a big network job. And they don't believe in compassion, so don't bother asking. You are better off trying to play texas hold em with a one eyed dog named Pogo.

Umm repent? Repent?

Screw the F, get the attitude back. Please?