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Well...it was better than the three months they were given last week. VICTORY! Or the 3 months given in 2002. TNA has been given three months more times than Ron Artest was giving second chances by the NBA.

How dare you ignore the greatness of POINT BREAK. And am I the only one who would rather leave angles to Wrestlemania and treat the Hall of Fame ceremony like an actual Hall of Fame ceremony. I'd rather not see "The Slammys: Old guy edition".

Whew. The C6 remained unscathed. I might have cried if that thing got fucked up. Gotta agree. I'm not a fan of vettes, but DAMN that is a sweet car. Kudos to Matt, at least he proved he has good taste in cars.

Are you sure you weren't watching "The Brave Little Toaster"? And nothing can make me turn on Scooby Doo 2. Any movie series where Matthew Lillard is the best actor is not a good thing.

If the script is good, Ian has already said Patrick and himself will return. So if they don't return, that gives you some idea what kind of script they are looking at for the third one.

Dammit, they had to see SPRING BREAK SHARK ATTACK!

I don't hate him. I just dislike his Mean Street Posse face and his Lex Luger promo ability so much that I would rather listen to HHH talk for 30 minutes than Randy for 5. His ring work is sub-par but I blame that more on the style of the WWE and I'm not sure what ability anyone has in the ring anymore. I just find Orton to be boring with his moves, boring with his promos and the kind of look that belongs more in "Jock bullies wimp" movie than wrestling. Add in he dresses like he just stumbled in after killing a hooker in Vegas and you have my total reasons. He has no charisma to me and he is about as cool as those Pepto commercials.

As well as some hints that Aunt May might have figured it out. She knows. They may as well have displayed a big neon sign proclaiming that she knows. Part Two mostly killed my interest in the series. If anything, Part Three needs to end with Mary Jane dying at the hands of Harry. If it doesn't, my interest is zero.

Man, why is it always nazis with these schmucks? Cause the Muslims, Buddahists and Black Panthers teach peace and love?

I've been a fan of Batista since his days as Levithan. As for Orton, he just looks like the villian from a Revenge of the Nerds movie with a Lex Luger ability on the mic. All we need is Spike to come to RAW and defend the honor of Stacy while Orton hangs around with Snitsky who just yells, "NERDS!!!" End it with Stacy talking about how good Spike is in bed, complete with "Nerds are better in the ring and better...in bed." Run this angle, I might buy Orton as a heel. Until then, his "future" and "legend killer" gimmicks fall on my deaf ears.

Oh, for the days of Sanford and Son being fresh new comedy. And yeah, Cubans who make it to land should be allowed to stay. They put effort into it, made something like Mr. Wizard and risked death. Those from Mexico, either do the paperwork or get the hell out. You showed no effort! And yes, return the ones who don't make it. They'll just have to be crafty and design something better. It's like the US version of a citizenship test. You make it to land, you have intelligience and drive so WELCOME! You don't make it, you didn't pass the test, I'm sorry you'll just have to try and take it again. Seems fair to me.

What struggles? The billboard she was on? The off-broadway play she was in? The rich hero boyfriend she had? About the only struggles Dunst was protraying was her struggles to only eat one stick of gum a day. Mary Jane became successful and suddenly now she's looking horrible? Spiderman should have just cut his losses and let the machine rip her to shreds.

Why not have this? Ref bump, RKO, it becomes obvious Orton would have the Undertaker pinned and the streak would be over if the ref would just make the count. Randy helps up the ref and Taker still only manages to kick out at two. Orton gets pissed cause he knows he had Taker, he knows he had him. Have Orton kick out of the Taker's chokeslam to show how much heart he has going for him and DECIDE THE MATCH based on the crowd reaction. If the crowd at Mania wants Taker pinned, let Orton have the pin. If they don't, have Randy go for a top rope move and just get caught with the tombstone. Send him to Smackdown and give the Undertaker no credit. Say "I beat myself, you never beat me Taker" and just feud till Randy RKO's for a three at a major show (someone said Summerslam which I agree with) leading to Cena/Orton for the title. Batista can feud with Hassan, Edge (who needs rebuilding), and anyone else who can be built up and Smackdown gets a heel superstar in the making.

Dunst was sexy as hell in part one. Then in part two, she looked horrible and made me want to cry. Her breasts were dropping to her stomach, her face looked like she had been starved for a few months in a dark hole somewhere and her hair was a mess. It was a downgrade that only Lara Flynn Boyle has managed to achieve. As for Church, I have no idea who he is playing. What's the name of that shapeshifter guy?

The fucking Simpsons are on? What city? I'm stuck watching goddamn Mad TV. Fox 5 out of Philly. Get about three episodes of The Simpsons. Not once during that time was there any sign of interuption. Hell, I didn't even hear about this shooting on the nightly news.

That is an insult to reading the dictionary. RAW was all about burying wrestlers and boring the audience. And in that area, they passed with flying colors. That commercial was nearly a saving grace to a horrid show.

And that would have made for a better promo. Triple H feeling humilated and pissed off beyond belief. Instead it's HHH promo 3a, he's the Game, he made the business, blah blah blah. It really is rinse, lather and repeat when it comes to his promos now.

If Orton wins at Mania I never watch the WWF again. I can't stand the Undertaker but his streak still means something and it would be the ultimate slap in the face for it to be broken by someone like Orton. No, Undertaker needs to put some guys over for the good of the business. The crowd doesn't want Orton to be the one and HE WAS A FACE. It's not for the "good of the business" if the audience honestly doesn't want Orton. That would be like saying Lex Luger should have pinned Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania for the World title "for the good of the business". And blowing the biggest building chip they have on ORTON is the biggest mistake they could make. Actually, the only bigger mistake would be Triple H going over at Mania.

This RAW has been so boring that I have now decided that Wrestlemania isn't even worth reading the results of. Orton deserves to get a win over the Undertaker about as much as HHH should retain over Batista.

All I care is LGF has listed "Undead" with a July 2005 release date and "SAW 2" is already expected for the Fall of 05. I'm not expecting much from "SAW 2" but damn, I am really looking forward to seeing "UNDEAD" on the big screen.

14 people being shot isn't juicy? You can bet if this was 2 white kids in a rich upper class high school we'd have about 1000 stories on it already. But it's on an Indian Reservation so that means it's not important. God damn the media is racist. It could just be the fact that the shooting occurred in a relatively isolated and now locked down location, well away from where any major news media reporters would have been stationed. Without the pictures, it's very hard for television outlets in particular to deal with the story. Trust me, if this was a school of white kids...the media would have been there in five seconds and stood outside the town like it was OUTBREAK. I speak from knowledge, the media might be the most racist group of people you will ever meet in your life. They may not be racist people per say, but they are definately selective on the people they care about.

The thing I love about Bobby is if you are an asshole to him, he'll be an asshole right back at you and break you down to a crying child. If the man could rap, I bet Bobby Knight could rule the Battle Rap scene. Doubt they get to the Elite 8 but dammit, I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Knight in Final Four=me caring about the Final Four for once in a long time.

So we should kick Babe Ruth out of the Hall for using a corked bat? If we kick out all the cheaters, the Hall is going to be a helluva lot more roomy.

14 people being shot isn't juicy? You can bet if this was 2 white kids in a rich upper class high school we'd have about 1000 stories on it already. But it's on an Indian Reservation so that means it's not important. God damn the media is racist.

Here we go again. Then again, no special report has interupted THE SIMPSONS re-run so no white kids must have been shot. We can all breathe easily. Seriously, why hasn't the news did their special report interuption already?? I mean what the hell?