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Because now anyone can be a teacher and then demand a wage 60% of them don't deserve while the ones who deserve the raise are left shafted because they cared more about the students than sucking up. I think that about covers it.

Ok, now it's becoming obvious she is lying her ass off.

If Simpsons can't seem hilarious after the horribly unfunny "Malcolm in the Middle" then it has no chance in hell. I think I chuckled once, and that was at the bullies. The Simpsons are in major need of another series character death. I selected Marge "Outlived my usefulness two seasons ago" Simpson.

I no longer believe this story. Unless Adam Copeland legally changed his name to Edge and Amy Dumas legally changed her name to Lita, then I don't believe it. And if it's true, I hope Matt Hardy hits Adam in the face with a chair in real life and smashes his face up so badly that the WWE no longer has a use for him. Cheat on your wife? Negative points. Cheat on your wife with the gf of one of your best friends? Break every bone in your face. Hopefully Bradshaw and Hardcore Holly are invited to explain the rules of the WWE to Adam. Someone get them a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

GO LADY BLUE HENS! There, that's all I care to contribute.

That's where I'll end it as well. The driver didn't stop and that's all I need to hear. The soldiers did their job, the car didn't stop so they fired. There is nothing more to this story for me. They didn't screw up, the driver did. You don't stop at a military checkpoint in a country where you know cars have been used as bombs then you need to get shot. Not to mention if you just "escaped" or were "released" or whatever, the first people you'd want to find is the damn military and not speed past them.

Keep in mind it IS Kentucky. Part of that state still think television is black magic and that witches won't sink to the bottom of a pond. Maybe his grandparents are necromancers and they feared him?

I will. Those stories disappointed me greatly. King has been on a strong downward plunge lately in which he tries to be creepy and ends up being just boring.

Yeah, but Seth and IFC were saying they are bringing it back as a full-time series in what I saw last night. So either they loved the special so much they already decided, or IFC and Seth just confused me.

If it stops another Stephen King --- it's a sacrifice worth making. -=Mike ...King writes good non-horror stuff; but his horror is the drizzling shits... Well, Stephen is the only man brave enough to give us the "what would have happened if Old Yeller got out" story. But lately his horror is miserable. Next he's going to write a horror story about nothing but band-aids and ovaltine.

In Kool-Aid's defense, it doesn't have the obnoxious fucking ads that fuking Ovaltine does. -=Mike ...I fucking hate fucking Ovaltine fucking ads... MORE OVALTINE PLEASE! I now know what drives people to become serial killers. Ovaltine ads. Ovaltine ads that constantly make me say, "son of a bitch". I'll take "OH YEAH!" over "MORE OVALTINE PLEASE!". Pitcher of sugar water doing a Macho Man catchphrase>>>>shrill children.

Yeah, but people REALLY have to use better judgement now. Story about Zombies...unless you have ZOMBIES in your school and you are afraid he is going to committ a hate crime against them, then don't do it. This was like arresting that little girl who had SAFETY SCISSORS to open a CD case. Man, white kids screwing up everything. First they screw up moshing and now they are screwing up future horror writers.

On IFC, Seth Green was interviewed at the cast reunion for the show and they talked about the show returning to IFC. Been nice if they had given a date for its return, but they didn't.

I doubt that. I am sure if we had a similar population size and density that we would also have a similar amount of police killed on duty. Only speculation on my part, though. No, what I mean is does a major part of Canada view police officers as the scum of the Earth?

To be fair to her (for once), it does take TWO people to cheat. If the story is legit, I highly doubt she was some sort of irresistable temptress that seduced Edge into infidelity - and even if she was, he still could have said no. I wasn't talking about Edge. Matt Hardy was on the rise on Smackdown before he gave up his rise for her. And now she has officially fucked him over. Edge, I've always viewed him as a dickhead. He switches marriages like they are new pairs of pants.

Am I correct in assuming that Canada holds their officers of the law in higher regards than Americans do?

But are Matt and Edge close friends? I mean, from the original story we know there was a married wrestler messing with someone and the office wasn't pleased. If this is true, they will have to move Matt or Edge to another brand and make sure they never come in contact with each other. So I'd expect Version 1 being sent back to Smackdown very soon since Matt and Lita won't be able to be on the same show either. Good job Lita, you have effectively fucked over your bf and an entire wrestler's rise. Well done, well done indeed.

Other than Scarecrow looking incredibly stupid, I love all I see here. Guess if the acting turns out to be positive then it'll be ok. But he looks silly.

Jesse singing, "I'm so excited" while Zack tries to hug her....the funniest shit I had ever seen, especially knowing it was supposed to be serious. Man, those were some innocent times, when the hardest thing you could get on was No Dose. I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO....SCARED!" I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the episode. It's classic bad overacting.

"Growing Pains"- Matthew Perry, playing the boyfriend. He drinks, he drives, he wrecks, he's fine and then BLAM! He dies! Awesome!

You have the crap long enough you start feeling like it's a disease. That and my damn keyboard seems to have the G where the Q is and the Q where the G is. Cause you know, it was meant to be plague.

Probably because they made them up... I smell an obvious Dan Rather joke. Which is why I won't make it.

They paid him with disease? That sounds like a fucked up payout. Come on Ripper, you're hip. You know how much the kids love to get polio and the plaque nowadays.

Could someone ask God if pets get into Heaven? Cause that was really a question that has never been answered and Jesus has been ducking me for months!

Place your bets on which poster will come in and claim China is right and applaud them for calling out the dirty dirty USA. Then again, if anyone would know about violating Human Rights it would be China. After all, they are the masters.