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Oh goody, getting sent back to the glory of the March Madness franchise. Dammit! I love the college football game, but March Madness has never been worth the money they sell it for. Everytime I bought it, I was beyond disappointed. This exculsive stuff has got to stop. Hell, EA has rights to the AFL and I haven't seen an AFL game since Midway released Kurt Warner Arena League Football.

Actually, the bill is meant to curb the nutty professor who like to fail kids who disagree and actually HAVE an opinion. As for the controversial, it's more like the guy who is teaching math and suddenly goes on a rant about the jewish community ruining things and America's constant need to hold down the freedom fighters of Palenstein. It's not saying don't have an opinion, it's saying stop trying to preach your opinion as right and failing kids who don't agree with you or treating them like complete outkasts. Which does happen A LOT on campuses across the country. Far as I'm concerned, any bill that ends the God Complex of some of these professors is nothing but a good thing.

You wanted us to attack North KOREA?!?!

Don't you run into a problem like cabin de-pressurization if a bullet goes though someone and hits a window? Doesn't a small hole in the cabin risk bringing down the plane anyway?

I scan from work. Course as a reporter, my office is home. It's nice having seniority and the ability to work from home when only 24.

It's just cause the racist Eagles are out to silence a brotha. They should cut T.O's dead weight and let Fred Ex show you why him not making the Pro Bowl every year is a conspiracy organized by the man and Campbell's soup mix. Fred Ex should be the franchise cause Fred Ex is the franchise. You can't contain Fred Ex, you can't cover Fred Ex and you damn sure don't know what struggles Fred Ex must go through every day. And don't get Fred Ex started on STYLE cause there ain't no run way model with the style of Fred Ex. Cut Fred Ex? You can cut Fred Ex, but Fred Ex will catch on with the Falcons and Fred Ex will be back in the Super Bowl in 2006 while yo Eagles sitting out crying and wondering "Why we let Fred Ex go? Oh god, why we let the experience walk?!" Fred Ex gonna catch 14 passes in the Super Bowl, four for touchdown and everyone in Philly gonna be calling Fred Ex and begging the X factor to return.

If people in Florida can wear bikinis.....hey genius, the state is much hotter than Virginia. You want to wear your thong bikini? Go to the beach like a normal person and wear it there. Like it's too god damn hard for you to pull up your pants. It's not a fashion sense, it's mental idiot disorder. My pants are falling down, WHAT DO I DO?!?! Oh I know, I'll just keep walking cause I'm hip and cool like that. Wow, you're wearing a thong...and? What do you want, a congratulation? A medal? A hand shake? Shut up and pull up your god damn pants you lazy bitch.

They do it during opening here in Delaware. I've heard it, I saw it and I've never laughed harder.

As do I. But there is a line between making me think and making me want to stab myself in the eye with a fork to avoid watching it anymore. History Channel is awesome. This makes me want to hurt small little fish.

I tried to watch the first two episodes and wanted to strangle myself with piano wire for doing it. It's entirely safe on Friday nights but my god, that show is painfully boring.

But did any of those happen in SIX SIDES OF STEEL! Seriously...did they?

He wasn't bad, he wasn't great. He was passable. That's all I can say about any of the Presidents lately. Including the two Bush family members and Ronnie Reg.

Someone else will use the guitar, Jarrett pins, 1-2-3. Next week, Jarrett talks about how much of a genius he is because he outsmarted Rhodes. Odds are it'll be Scott Hall just so we can get that SCOTT HALL VS KEVIN NASH match we are all begging to see.

Fred Ex is a twit. Cocky with no ability to back it up. Expect him to be an ESPN anaylist next season.

Poor Winston Churchill. Sharing a last name with this moron. Good thing he's dead otherwise the media would have been interviewing him until he did die.

Time to begin COLD WAR V2. Everyone under your desk. I'll just be sitting here calmly waiting for the, "This is all America's fault", post that will come sooner rather than later.

Meh times three. She looks like CGI. I'd try to pretend to be shocked, but it's Playboy.

GoDaddy.com had two ad spots they bought and paid for. The ad was approved for both spots and they were also supposed to get "the Super Bowl has been brought to you by" things. However, the NFL flipped out and ordered FOX not to air the second commercial and the bummer spot was also removed because of it. Now the last I heard, FOX doesn't feel like they owe any money back to GoDaddy.com. That's the deal. Candice is just kinda the new Janet Jackson.

So wait, "Arrested" gets bumped because a show after the god damn SUPER BOWL did well in ratings? Lots of people don't even bother to change the channel, just sit and get drunk. What kind of moron is running the FOX programming department???

Did you sign anything or are they just trusting you? Cause if they are just trusting you...it looks like that didn't work out too well. I actually thought the ENTER THE MATRIX game was decent for the film clips and SOME of the fight scenes, but a lot of it was just pure crap. It was much more fun to play it with unlimited ammo and invincibility.

Actually no, it was only four. However his almost hit batters numbers cannot be defined by a number since none goes that high.

Oh no....Rice is going to do a strip tease!!! RUN!!!!!

A union for workers of Walmart.... I'm sorry, but what? Walmart? I feel myself growning dumber just thinking about a union of WALMART workers.

Earl Weaver is awesome just for cursing someone out on Orioles talk live. There is a reason some Yankee fans were actually scared of Earl when they were kids. He was always one step away from snapping and choking a pitcher to death with his belt. We need more coaches who believe that running is for little pussies.