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Heavy promotion? I never even heard of this show. What the hell was it?

Yes, but that was actually good insight. He just meant as long as you are putting points on the board, sometimes a field goal is just as good as the touchdown. All the time? No, then you just can't make the drives count as much as they should.

What I find funny is if this show was coming on FX, people would be creaming their jeans to see it more than likely. However, it's on ESPN and we all know they have the uncanny ability to complete bumble the most easy of projects. Not to mention I give it one season and then someone in charge of the World Poker Tour will complain. Then ESPN will cancel it. It premieres tonight I think...not 100% sure.

The best announce crew in the NFL is the mute button on my control. None of the crews are worth a damn. Madden used to be good, but I gave up on him when he said, "It's very important to score points if you want to win" and of course, "It's a lot harder to come back from 21-7 than 14-7". Thanks John!

Man, this topic got really boring really quickly.

All I found out from this is Jeff Garcia gets lots of tail. Other than that, I see no use for this story.

Man, Easter comes earlier every year. Wish Jesus would just decide on what day he did his re-enactment of Altered Beast so I can schedule it properly.

Where the hell did Tommy Jarvis go in the Friday the 13th series?

All I want to know is who the blonde is. Other than that, my interest isn't happening.

Most of the money goes to clean up and not everything that was destroyed was just third world stuff. You had quite a few popular resorts destroyed as well as some temples. Maintenance for the tractors used to clean out debris plus the body clean-up, medical supplies, food, blankets, building supplies and a few other things would come out to a pretty sizable paycheck. Not to mention runways will have to be rebuilt for planes to land on. I can see where the money is needed, I'm just hoping it actually goes to what is needed.

The more I think about the WWE moveset compared to a New Jack moveset....he actually was working the WWE style before the WWE called it a style. All he needs is the four minute resthold headlock in the middle of the ring and New Jack is champion material. Yes, I'm serious. If he can curb his promos just a touch (I've heard Jack do a promo with little cursing other than the word ass and he is still very good) then Jack's style would work. I'd watch Smackdown for a Cena/New Jack feud.

Didn't they do that on PTI already? I actually remember missing Kornholio and Wilbon... They didn't do one with all three of them. Thank goodness. Two of them was painful enough.

I sent over blankets coated with disease and spoiled meat. If it was good enough for the Native Americans, it's good enough for relief efforts. The funny thing is America will get blamed if the money doesn't get to the people and the world will say we shouldn't have sent that much aid. Even though they were the ones annoying us for aid. I'm still hopeful the aid goes to the citizens who need it and that greed doesn't get involved in this situation. I know that is a reach considering but I really hope for once that lives are more important than the profit.

I never thought about the WMDs as a reason to invade Iraq anyway. That was issue 39 on my list. I'm more pissed off we botched the invasion and didn't put a bullet in Saddam's head than anything. The WMDs? Didn't care then and I don't care now.

It would have been funnier if he shred them, ate them with ketchup and then claimed he had a mental disease that makes him have the urge to shred sensitive documents and eat them. Cause that defense would have been more believable than, "I accidently stuffed them in my pants and destroyed them when I got home...it could have happened to anybody!" I'm not entirely sure what the penalty is for destroying documents. Is there a penalty?

Actually it's something that's routinely said by football announcers. The difference being that they explain it correctly - if there's a botched snap or a fumble prior to the kick, the offensive team retains since there was technically no field goal attempted and missed. Actually, even if a field goal is blocked you might get another chance. As long as the ball does not cross the line of scrimmage, if you recover the blocked kick then you get another shot at it. It's really a rule the NFL needs to fix. I've always felt when the FG comes on, any unused downs should be forfeited. As for the Screamin A show...well, less of a reason to watch ESPN2. I'd watch Cold Pizza for Woody if that jerk Bayless wasn't sitting right next to him. God that guy gets on my nerves more than Smith. Imagine a show with Dan Lebatard, Skip Bayless and Stephen A Smith. It would be like opening the gates of hell.

The leash thing I never had a problem with cause it was a tether which we put on little kids and she looked like she was just holding it as he crawled from his cell. The rest was just too sick and Graner should be going to jail for an extremely long time. I get the feeling they were all going for a insanity way out of the military since they actually took photos like morons but forgot the obvious fact of it being against the law. Then again, looking at the ones who did it...none of them looked too bright to begin with.

Leo does not deserve a nod. I was unimpressed with his performance and it just didn't yell at me "Oscar Worthy" or even award worthy. I'm not understanding what is so great about his performance in that film. Just seems like Leo is becoming the new Tom Hanks of award shows. Giving a nod just to give a nod.

The morale of Jaxl's story? When Mom tries to control, the shit usually STILL hits the fan. Only repeatedly. You seem like the perfect person for that one thread in lsd for advice. Cause you've been there.

The Colts: I don't like teams who always have an excuse why they lost and it is never the fault of them. I used to dislike the Yankees but not as much anymore, it just seems like it has become the cool thing to do. The Eagles: Because their fans around me have become more obnoxious than Cowboy fans ever were, even back to the "HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!" yelling days.

What exactly, in detail, is that rule, anyway? I think there might be a similar one in place with the NBA because the Bulls used to be on WGN a lot more. Some kind of broadcasting rule signed by the NBA and the MLB that pretty much assures FSN gets a majority of the games, which is just plain stupid and annoying. It's such bull, I used to watch every Cubs game and now I get maybe two a week if lucky since I can't get FSN Chicago. The Bulls really got hit hard though it seems since I hardly ever see mention of the Bulls on WGN anymore. Which is just weird since they used to be on every damn night.

Wait till the mouse's children grow up and come after you for revenge. Move now, it's your only hope. And pray to God they don't get your forwarding address.

Wait...I thought children were born sweet and innocent and destine for heaven? Now you tell me when born, kids are set to go to hell. What kind of crap is that?

Batista should be the most over wrestler on the RAW roster just for his fashion sense. No one knows how to wear a suit like Big Dave. When Flair said style and profile, Big Dave took it to heart. Unlike Randy, who looked like he stumbled in after an all night bender where he hooked up with the chubby girl Amber before she cried herself to sleep on his shoulder and hurled on his pants. Style is everything and Randy needs to learn it.

Making your first post in Hardcore Discussion is like an overweight bald fat white guy with glasses using a deep southern accent getting his first teaching job in Compton. You just know it's not going to work out well.