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You know the Halftime show is in trouble when the only singer is TRACE ADKINS. Who looks like he raided Bret Hart's closet and stole all his clothes. So wait...Ashlie Simpson is the big finish?!?! Was Rod Stewart busy?

....no, it's even worse. KELLY CLARKSON AND ASHLIE SIMPSON, that just screams BCS to be. Two rapid piles of suck with no talent. Sounds about right.

The Auburn coach laughing loudly into a mic while pointing at all the OU fans with his face painted blue and orange. At least, that is what I expected. Maybe Toby Keith was going to perform but decided the OU fans didn't deserve him.

BOOMER SOONER!!! Dude, chill. You have an entire second half. I'm sure the L'ville fans can tell you about a little first half lead they saw fall to pieces in the second half. Offensive line start blocking, maybe you get back into this game.

Haslett won't be fired. I swear he knows voodoo or something. Cause there is no other excuse I can think of. This game can become close in a hurry, or it can become worse. I really hope it doesn't become worse cause I don't want to see OU just ripped apart on National television. Where is that OU quarterback that won the National Championship? Call him up.

Bob Stoops looks shell shocked. Or like he wants to catch a cab to the airport and see if Cleveland is still open for a hiring.

Can't see Boise State holding in the Top 10, they will probably stumble just a little bit. At the very least, they'll be 10 and Iowa will be nine.

This game right now is a woodshed payback game. USC felt cheated last year by OU and now they are making the Sooners pay. On the flip side, I feel bad for Oklahoma. They could be on the verge of their second straight title game backside kicking. I'm not making fun of OU or anyone. This has just been a sad display of college football and screams "Game 2"

You know you must be doing something wrong when SCOTT HALL thinks you need to take a closer look.

Poor poor Conference USA.

That debate was completely pointless, if only the New York fans would chant "WHAT" all the time and no sell this stupid gimmick so it can go away and never come back. Beating up JR has become almost a heel requirement at this point. It's getting old. But JR's line was so bad that it was classic unintentional comedy. The show had some positives, like Batista and Regal. The Jericho/Edge match would have been better had they not again used a lame rope finish. Which they ended up using again in the Captain C match later on. But tons of negatives. Like the constantly worthless Christy, the Kane/Lita deal which continues to make no sense no matter how you examine it, and the knowledge MAVEN gets a title shot at the PPV. A PPV that is looking really really bad.

Wow, the Va Tech run defense just got slapped in the face on the first carry of the game. Ouch. They rebounded nicely though, held Auburn to a field goal. 3-0

Cause he's not the top threat on his own team. Carnell Williams and Ronnie Brown are the stars of the Tigers ahead of Campbell. Gotta be the star to get an ounce of recognition.

The answer to all riddles is clearly Yorkshire Pudding.

If DareDevil didn't have that laughable leaping all over the place, it would have been a bigger success. That just totally kills the movie. But for a Superhero that wasn't that well known, I'd say it did very well. And whoever decided to release Blade III the same weekend as Ocean's 12 needed a swift kick in the shin. Hulk was a success but it failed to start the franchise they had hoped for. Considering THE HULK was just as well known as Spiderman, just getting over 100 million made it a disappointment. Cut out that horrible final battle and it was a good movie.

Not a Mid Major anymore. On their way to the little Big East. L'ville though needs to be thankful he is staying no matter what the reason. If they want to be distrusting of him then I'd want out as well.

Quite a few of the dummies get splattered here in Delaware. You would think they would wait for the truck to STOP before hurling themselves violently off the back. I've seen some just stand in the road and look around. They seem to be quite a dumb animal. But they are damn tasty.

Well, he did help bring Oklahoma State out of hell and make them a sorta player in the Big 12. They could have done much much worse. After Bobby decided to stay with L'ville, I guess this was the next best choice.

How did this thread go this far without any mention of "The Hitler Rap" by Mel Brook?

All of this is tying together too damn neatly. Course nothing is more horrifying than the original Ronald McDonald. That GUY could make the devil wet his loin cloth.

Batista, cause the man is styling more than Ric Flair could have ever dreamed. Dave is a role model to all people who want to some day walk out to "Sharp Dressed Man". Plus his facial expressions crack me up. He loses the pose down and he'd be the ultimate reason to watch. Other than the Dave hilarity, mostly just to mock and cross my fingers that maybe I'll see a match that doesn't end in a bs finish. Which I haven't seen in quite some time.

Urban Meyer signed a contract with Florida before this game. You could say the exact same thing about him, too. But the new Utah coach was on the sideline. Utah had their coach there, not sure if big Dave was on the sideline for the Panthers but I doubt it.

Well, don't forget his most excellent work as Rufus in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure". And Carlin reads from the notebook at all of his shows apparently. The show I saw in Upper Darby a few months back of his wasn't that funny, but that's what happens when you do eight minute bits on suicide and world disasters making him laugh. Still, it was all about seeing the legend.

The thing is, I wasn't joking. I've grown so used to tv networks exploiting every bad thing they can for a quick buck that it is almost a done deal that one of the networks will be tasteless and make a film. The question isn't if so much as when they will do it. Which is another truly sick thing about this. My prayers go out to everyone involved and to those who lost loved ones. The death toll has just climbed well over 120,000. It could take years to get the area back in order enough for people to live there. This is a tragedy of epic porportions.

Don't be silly. It'll be NBC, not CBS. CBS will have the documentary, probably voiced by Stephen Root.