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What is really ludicrous is ABC is buying it.

Beats the hell out of me, I don't have a memory strong enough to remember back when Arafat won a Nobel Peace Prize. I sorta blanked it out for some reason, no clue why.

All I say is this. It's Barbara Streisand...the woman best known in Hollywood as the "LOOK AT MEEE!!!!" woman. It's really hard for me to take anything she says anymore seriously. If it doesn't effect Barbara, it's not important.

Huh??? I may be wrong here, but everyone who supports the troops want them home safe and sound. There is nothing subjective about it. Just because we don't want everyone to immediately pack their shit doesn't mean we don't want them home as soon as possible and safely in their beds. That is a piss poor quote, I'm sorry.

All crime is hate. I don't care what you were thinking. Only time I find killing someone as mildly excuseable is in self defense. Otherwise, I don't give a rats ass WHY you did it. Someone is dead cause you got stupid. Also, a mugging gone wrong? Do most muggers tie their vitcims to a fence?

*insert gay porn/beastiality joke here* Just as long as it involves Tom Arnold, a midget, and of course, the donkey. Oh, by the way, was the production as good as they were saying it would be? Audio sucked for me on the Piper interview segment at the start but after that the audio was very well done. Production seemed much better than usual. However, I just had to deal with an hour and a half of Chris Rose and Tom Arnold. The matches were good but damn...that is way too much Chris Rose.

You would think after the President of Israel (I have forgot his name) was blown away by terrorist for signing a peace treaty would be the first clue but I guess not. It's easy to blame Israel apparently. I love how everyone says "The Jewish people should leave!", completely ignoring the fact that they will have to go somewhere and by giving up Israel they would probably be slaughtered on the way out. But that's ok apparently. I don't know WHY but some people seem to be completely FINE with the citizens in Israel getting blown to bits.

Isn't the blonde with the giant breasts that porn star that ran for Governor in California?

Gooooo JOE! Took us long enough to take the damn things off.

Game, set, match That was a cheap shot Mike. Detriot has a very active theater community. And Washington D.C. has...umm..baseball I guess? What was I trying to defend again?

I thought Bush won because of the giant killer gophers he unleased to suppress the black and gay voters. And those that made it through the gophers were blasted by a laser cannon donated by the creature of Prabyleya 6 just outside of the Milky Way Galaxy. Cause all of that makes much more sense than some of the theories I've heard on why he won.

Delaware citizens give money to in-state after school programs such as indoor soccer leagues, Little League, and other things to keep their kids busy. Rarely does anyone in this state give to charity since the money is used for other things. I don't make enough to give jack. Right now I can't give myself a haircut let alone help some kid in India get a sandwich sadly.

"Ah da ah PLAYOFFS?? Don't talk about....playoffs?!?!? You kidding me?? Playoffs? I'll be surprised if we win another game." and of course "We couldn't do diddly poo offensively. We couldn't make a first down. We couldn't run the ball. We didn't try to run the ball. We couldn't complete a pass. We sucked. The second half we sucked. We couldn't stop the run. Everytime they got the ball, they went down and got points. We got our ass totally kicked in the second half, it was a horseshit performance in the second half. Horseshit. I'm totally embarassed and totally ashamed. Coaching we our ah our coaching did a horrible job, players did a horrible job. We got our ass kicked in that second half. It sucked." Bless you Jim Mora Sr.

Technically monkies don't walk on two feet. STOP INSULTING MONKEYS!! They can at LEAST be taught to clap and push buttons. Monkeys deserve better than being compared to these slime.

No way the Israelis police could happen to forget to guard the gravesite and some group of citizens might happen to drop by with shovels and happen to dig him up. Nope, not in a million years. No sir.

Hahaha! Surely one of the Bushites here will take the challenge? Actually, most of them will just shrug it off. Course, I would find it hilarious if a 6'6 guy that weighed 300 pounds that was all muscle and had his testicles removed so he could be a better fighter took him up on the offer. Ask for something stupid, get what you deserve I say.

Give INXS credit for one thing. He has a way of bringing Republicans, Democrats and Independents together as one even if only for a few posts.

How the hell does he have zero posts when I see two right there???

I wouldn't believe Maurice Clarett if he told me the sky was up. Probably is true, but I'm not taking the word of this child. Yes, I said child cause he sure as hell isn't a man. Not to mention any NFL team willing to blow a pick on him deserves a swift kick in the ass. So I expect the Cardinals to draft him.

Put that on the front with Johnny Depp holding a child's dismembered head and we have box office hit.

Wait...my state is in the United States of Canada... SON OF A BITCH! Does this mean I should now care about hockey and the winner of the Grey Cup?

Jesusland has Mardi Gras. Yup, nothing says Jesus like women flashing their bouncers for beads. And Spring Break. Jesus loves him some Girls Gone Wild right?

That poster looks like A Clockwork Orange with Chocolate. I am very scared and something tells me going the dark route does not exactly make this isn't a happy kids movie the first one was. Plus Gene Wilder was beyond awesome as Wonka. I'm just wondering who Depp will channel for the role. From the poster, I'm hoping Malcolm McDowell And Tim Burton needs to be slapped for "Planet of the Apes". Very very hard.

I don't know, this could be a positive. Howard has an insane energy that the party may need to wake them from their walking coma. This could be a very big positive for them. Granted it could also blow up in their faces but I think it has a better chance of working. Plus the guy is more than likely next in line for the run for President so maybe this is like a trial run.

Well, even in that he says "we don't know", which was the truth. There was a reported meeting that was looked into but that wasn't the reason for the attack. But there was a meeting and no one knew. So he doesn't say, "yes there is a connection". He says "there might have been, we don't have all the evidence gathered". Basically, he handled it like a cop.