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That depressed the hell out of me. Wish Vince would buy it for him. That would be a class act by Vince and give him some major brownie points in my book.

Bonds changed his stance and worked on his swing. He didn't SUDDENLY bulk up at all, he didn't even come close to a sudden increase. Bonds always had the potential to be a better hitter and anyone who watched baseball could have told you that. Bonds was very much like Sosa, swinging as hard as possible and not caring where the ball was when he swung. Now he uses his head and has possibly one of the most destructive swings in baseball. It's a pure pull swing. Steriods do nothing for you if you can't make contact. Young Barry could have taken steroids like Flintstone chewables and he wouldn't have hit the ball cause he had a reckless swing.

Call the Chargers and ask them for 15 ccs of Doug Flutie! STAT! Or, Billy Joe Hobert.

He slowed down his swing, got closer to the plate and only waits for pitches to hit. He got patient and is more than willing to take a walk now. When he was younger, he seemed to feel that a walk was failure so he'd swing at almost anything.

Exactly. Not to mention, he looks like he might be chubby in the stomach as well. The guy grew naturally and people are gasping at straws because a) the print media hates him b) Rick Riley hates him...but he hates everyone not named Rick Riley and c) they need another explanation other than he can hit the ball really well. If he's guilty, fine. But if he's not, the photo evidence they have doesn't even look close to damming.

Isn't this exactly what they tried to pull on Letterman and he didn't fall for it?

So no matter what, Bonds is guilty. If it's negative, he stopped taking last year and switched to something. So it's a lose-lose for him. I really don't understand, if the test comes back negative then Barry Bonds should be clear of all allegations. None of this, "well he obvious just switched to something less traceable" crap. The guy is not built, he's big but does not look like he is muscular. Bonds is not a mountain of muscle. He's a mountain of older guy who happens to have one of the easiest swings in Major League Baseball. If it's negative, I'll accept his word he never did steroids.

Five years from now? Come on...there is no way in hell to say Leno won't change his mind in 2007. This is really a major jump the gun announcement.

I don't think Holyfield could get a decision win over Charlie Steiner at this point of his career. And who the hell is Lamon Brewster?

Fuck that! We dont want them Fine, you get them plus Fred Durst. Wouldn't that be viewed as WMD proliferation? -=Mike What about Cher and Bette Milder to the UK and we'll ship Fred to Canada. Is that agreeable?

INXS, just a suggestion, but don't write anything ever again. And, at what point can we stop inaccurately labelling France and Germany as allies? -=Mike When they fail at another attempt at world domination.

I dunno, I think we might have a tight race. Gotta admit though, this one is in the lead.

I don't know what to do with the U.N. I'm yet to figure out if they do anything at all except yell at the U.S anytime we do something they should have done a long time ago. I get the feeling the U.S will have to go in and clean up Sudan and the U.N will bitch at the U.S for doing it. I'm just waiting to see if there is a poster to come in and defend the U.N.

Quicker fighters. Plus it IS John Ruiz

Damn double posting machine

I'd probably sign up if it was for something better than an Ipod. Ipod are nothing more than expensive coasters.

Explain to me again why the Dolphins are playing at night?

Farve and the Pack have a chance to tie this one up. Amazing.

And the Packers decide to slow the game down some, which is actually exactly what they should do. Give their defense time to figure out what color jersey the Colts are wearing.

At least this will give James time to work on his poetry or widdle some homemade chess pieces. Plus Manning can't throw all game, his arm will fall off.

I don't care actually, I dislike the Colts. I had a Michael Irvin moment.

They have one first down. Ugly, ugly performance. Oh, and some early stat numbers: Manning: 12-for-17 for 192 yards and three touchdowns Farve: 5-for-5 for 143 yards with two touchdowns Does defense exist in Green Bay and Indy?

DAMMIT MANNING! DON'T THROW TO THE WHITE BOY! Javon Walker- 3 catches for 121 yards with two touchdowns. If he's on your fantasy team bench, you may curse now. Oh and Ken Dorsey has two turnovers in the "Seattle will crush San Fran" game. I am not going to have a happy gf after this one.

Everyone is saying how bad McNair is...who in the HELL does he have to throw too? Derrick Mason wouldn't even be a three on some of the NFL teams and here he is as the prime receiver. And Drew Bennett? Please. McNair carried that worthless receiver less offense for three years, only so far you can carry a team with nothing to throw at. He's not as great as ESPN makes him out to be, but neither is Manning or McNabb or anyone else they fall to their knees in front of.

The Chiefs are in trouble. Carr and the Texans are driving into KC territory with the game tied at 21-21 and time running down. Kris Brown money from 49 and the Chiefs are now 0-3. I think it's time for Dick to start crying.