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Morning Has Broken justifies deportation "If you want to sing, sing out" justifies a caning.

No party will use the draft unless their hand is forced. That party would be out of power till 2060 for making that move. It's political suicide. The draft should only be used if the Armed Forces are really crushed somewhere and the draft is the last option. Neither party will hang themselves.

They will. We can't have people STAYING married. Divorce is the circle of life!

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Ok, this is some crazy bull. I refuse to believe Providence, RI and a small town in DE are on the same level since they both add up to 15.

They shouldn't be able to pick the candiate for a party they aren't part of. It's stupid. Be like allowing the Democrats to vote on who the Republican party nominee should be.

Pearl Jam is still around?

The Dodgers had an incredible bullpen but the problem was they really had to overuse it to start the season as far as I know. If they can get to the ninth with the lead then they are good, but they have had problems with that as well. But I don't count them dead just yet. If they keep losing, well then they are done.

Three game hole in that Wild Card race could make it interesting for them, thats for sure. In other news The Giants are 1 1/2 games behind LA, which means the Cubs are 2 games behind the Dodgers if they fall into the Wildcard hunt. So if the Dodgers slide late, the Giants and the Cubs might sneak in and the Dodgers would be out. I like the Wildcard, it's given me a reason to care about late season baseball.

Explain to me why the hell Jericho would fight HHH anyway when Triple H is still in a feud with Randy Orton?

If the O's let Ryan walk, they should be slapped. The hitting is there and they are going to need a bullpen in a division with the Yankees and Red Sox. Get some starters and sure up the bullpen and they are in business. And Lee probably just got his rear fired tonight. Too bad, I didn't think he did that badly considering the pitching staff he was working with.

This may be the most pathetic game since Britney's Dance Beat

I was going to comment on that, but forgot. It was pretty damn funny, but what isn't on that show. Mentally challenged THING and Burst into flames when coming in contact with air HUMAN TORCH would just be the greatest thing ever. ARRRRGH!! OH GOD! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

Christopher Walken would have dominated.

Why did it have to be Delaware....

My money's on the "gay" announcement. Stay tuned tonight as Vince comes out of the closet! Vince: I'm gay JR: He's gay King: Did you hear the news? He's gay! Vince: I used to be straight but now I'm gay, I think the brand extension made me that way! All wrestlers: HE'S GAY! HE'S GAY! Vince: I'MMMMM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Instant Emmy

Al Wilson was ok over the weekend and look what happened to him... This angle should end with Lita falling for Kane and then Matt Hardy coming back and hitting Lita with the twist of fate for cheating on him. Followed by him informing Lita that the only baby popping out of her will be the child of Matt Hardy. Just to see who the crowd will accept as the face in the angle.

I'd laugh. Course it's probably impossible, they probably verify that they are registered independents.

Screw that Bring in Bagwell and Scotty Riggs and reform the American Males! Complete with the clap!

Which is why the Cubs will falter. They seem to do their best work against pitchers they shouldn't and their worse against pitchers who they should hammer. As for Prior, I am now sure it had nothing to do with overpitching him. His mechanics were off the mark and he didn't have much work before getting thrown to the wolves. He just needs to relax and he'll be fine. Today was important for him and Dusty handled it just fine. He let him get it into a position that the bullpen could take care of.

Twins vs Playoff teams: vs Yankees: 2-1 (doesn't really say much) vs Red Sox: 4-2 vs Oakland: 2-5 So 8-8 vs teams headed to the playoffs. They COULD pull a shocker but I doubt it. But the Twins don't exactly suck.

She was there on behalf of his campaign. I don't blame him for Terry McAuliffe being the dumbest SOB on the planet --- but I do blame him for the actions of his campaign people. -=Mike Yeah, but he's lost control of his family. I doubt he knew she WAS in the campaign. His batty wife probably hired her. I'd be afraid if that was my family. So why should he expect us to vote for him to lead the country if he can't even keep his own family from saying stupid shit during an election? Because he's a war hero silly. And Borg. Resistance is Futile. Vote Kerry. Other than those reasons, I have yet to be given any reason.

The one drawing looks like what Ken Foree looks like now. I say they call him and use his voice. If this game happens, it's mine. If the other game happens where you become a zombie, it's mine. And it better go to PS2 or at least be readily available for computer.

Perhaps Marty is the Larry Brown of the NFL? Flutie is listed as #2 on the chart and the Chargers weren't completely out of the game yet. So I guess he figured Doug could lead a better comeback than Rivers. Or something.

I live in a 302. So wait, my little weak ass town is better than Salt Lake City? Well then, where the hell is OUR NBA franchise?