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Arrrghh....stupid messed up the damn spelling. Unf'nbelievable.

How many times can you say the word "hate" in the plot synopsis for a movie before it becomes a little crazy? Answer is three. Did they mention the HATE?

Lemme get this straight. Baker gets the Cubs, THE F*CKING CUBS, one game from the World Series and now one year later when the team slips up the fans immediately want him fired. Nevermind the bullpen is a joke. Nevermind the starters have been on and off the DL and mentally are very unsure of themselves. Nevermind Sosa looks frustrated and confused. And nevermind Alou hasn't been able to get his head out of his rear all season. So obviously, all of this is Baker's fault? What the hell is this, the NHL?!?! Sosa has always been an average fielder if that, Alou has no arm, and shortstop is usually platooned by guys who can't play it. Baserunning mistakes are a two person thing; the runner and the base coaches. Should they be fired as well? Next thing I'll hear is "Bring back Don Baylor". So the Cubs lost, big freaking deal. Zombies will rise before the Cubs win a World Series. And no one could have predicted the Cards run. And yes, I AM a Cubs fan and I'm tired of this. This "BLAME BAKER! FIRE HIM! GET A REAL MANAGER!" is just sad and so much like the bitter version of Red Sox fans.

Apparently we have missiles so smart they can enter in one part of the building, go down the hallways without touching any walls, through the inner cores and explode on the outer half! So we finally developed those missiles from Hot Shots?

That's my stance. Course I'm still not big on the smoking pot in public yet. In your own home is fine and as long as you don't try to operate a vehicle after.

Alright, time to fall to 0-3 and call the season a wash Thursday California Friday Boston College Saturday Pittsburgh Michigan Maryland TCU Ohio State Oklahoma Auburn Wisconsin Florida State Notre Dame Clemson Washington Florida USC Minnesota Tiebreaker #1: How many total points will be scored in the Connecticut/Boston College game? 64 Tiebreaker #2: How many yards rushing will Cal's J.J. Arrington have against Southern Miss? 132

Rioting over hunting with dogs? Wow, the UK has some hardcore citizens. And they threw fireworks? Ok, yeah ok. Sure, they threw fireworks. Come on, where's Ashton?

Zell Miller should have a reality show/sitcom. It would be gold.

My sig says my thoughts. I don't get it, but the looks are priceless. The gimmick may suck but it might work. Hell, dumber gimmicks have worked. Like "Legend Killer"

Least we now have the answer to the question, "Who better than Kanyon?" Apparently the answer is King Mabel. Let us at least see what Mabel looks like now. Perhaps he slimmed down and learned to wrestle. For all you know, Mabel might become the next....umm....the next...ummm Junkyard Dog! Yeah, yeah that's it. LMAO! Man, how many times do they have to fire & re-hire the guy before they realize he's useless??? Just twice more after they fire him this time. Mabel: The Terrell Buckley of the WWE

Least we now have the answer to the question, "Who better than Kanyon?" Apparently the answer is King Mabel. Let us at least see what Mabel looks like now. Perhaps he slimmed down and learned to wrestle. For all you know, Mabel might become the next....umm....the next...ummm Junkyard Dog! Yeah, yeah that's it.

Would anyone like to remember this IS the Pentagon? Hello, the walls are more than triple re-forced in case of attack. Of course the damn hole isn't going to look huge. It's the freakin Pentagon. Was anyone actually LISTENING to news coverage the days of 9/11 and 9/12? Anyone at all? If you had you would have been told by CNN, the Military, ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX NEWS and probably the damn Cartoon Network that the walls of the Pentagon are more than triple reforced with steel, concrete and such and the building gets more reinforced the further you try to go and the plane was still able to make a hole. Had the Pentagon been built exactly like the Towers, then yes there would be a whole wall missing. It's not just any building for crap sake. Course we still have morons claiming that what hit the Towers were radio controlled planes being driven by Republicans in a secret bunker in Utah so I can't put anything past anyone. This "oh it was a missile" and "oh it was a small passage plane" is an insult to the ones who died in the real plane that struck it. If thinking up half assed and stupid theories like this are the most some people have to do in a day then they need a life more than I need one.

I think that if you try flip-flopping between the two in Chicago you'll get beaten, lit on fire, robbed, stabbed and shot. And then they'll get mad at you. Well, these rules do take into account your personal safety. Unless switching between Red Sox and Yankees, then all bets are off.

MLB baseball rules: You may like one team per league but not from the same state. You are not allowed by law to be both a Chicago White Sox fan and a Chicago Cubs fan. You can not like the San Fran Giants or L.A Dodgers and like the Oakland A's or Anaheim Angels. You may switch to Team B only after claiming Team A has no story of their past and should be eliminated from Major League Baseball. If the team is the Orioles, you must call Cal Ripken Jr an overrated phoney. By law, you are not allowed to switch from a Boston Red Sox fan to a New York Yankee fan. In fact, only New Yorkers are allowed to be fans of the New York Yankees. If you are outside of New York and have never lived in New York City but claim to be a New York Yankee fan then you must provide proof that Babe Ruth is in fact your great grandfather. Mickey Mantle is also acceptable. If you demand to switch from a Red Sox fan to a Yankee fan or the reverse, you must do so after a crushing home loss, you must walk into the bar with the most diehard fans of said team and proceed to insult each of their mothers and claim the Red Sox/and or Yankees are the biggest joke in Major League History. You must then kick each of the men in the nuts and allow them to beat you up for a minute for each World Series title the team you are switching to has won. If the number of years between World Series wins is higher then that is the beating number. If both your National League and American League team meet in the World Series, you are not allowed to accept the World Series title of either team. Both teams cancel out and you do not under any circumstance get to celebrate the win. You can only be a fan of the team that loses the World Series and suffer through that bitterness. The bandwagon penalty is also in effect for MLB rules and you are allowed only one switch total per decade, not one switch per league.

Honestly, I don't even remember....commercial was so great I forgot to give a crap what the product was. I'm pretty sure it was beer. It's always beer. Budweiser more than likely. Or was it the NFL? Hell if I remember.

If I remember right, they did one for the Cowboys as well. Aired during a few Cowboy games to be exact. The Jets one is better cause the guy goes "Loyalty".

Don't forget to do it in the lair of the diehard fans of Team A. If your father is former player of Team A, you must tell them in the harshest way possible that you have never loved them. If said person is already dead and in an urn, you must knock over the urn and vaccum the ashes up. Once ashes are in the vaccum, you must drive to the closest body of garbage dump and leave vaccum. The above only applies to urn, otherwise you must just go take a leak on their grave and then write the name of your new favorite team on their headstone with the words "RULE THE NFL" included. Upon doing this, you must kick the family dog and claim it looked like the starting QB of Team A and needed to be punished for such. The family cat will be referred to as looking like the starting running back of Team A and must be tossed into the dryer. These are the extended rules and must be followed to the letter.

And when that doesn't work, they'll claim swamp gas was the cause. Can anyone tell me if any other bombs or any types of equipment used in mountain clearing form a mushroom cloud?

Oh great...Marti. Nice lady, VERY depressing writer.

You are allowed to cheer for one team in the NFL. Should you decide that you like Team B better than Team A then you may become a fan of Team B only after you denounce the history of Team A and spit on their flag. Once you have spit on the flag of Team A and declared that everyone on said team is worthless, you may declare yourself a fan of Team B. HOWEVER, once you become a fan of Team B you are never allowed to return to Team A. You have denounced them and you have committed an unforgiveable sin against them and their history. You are allowed one team switch per decade of your life in the NFL. If you commit to a new team when they suddenly start winning, you suffer the "bandwagon" penalty which means you are forced to stay a fan of said team for the rest of your life else you never have the right to complain about football ever again. Ok, there you go. The rules of team switches.

So the brillant plan is to stick to the thing the American public doesn't care an ounce about instead of proving he does have a plan? Oh, and blaming the Republicans for stupid ads attacking Kerry's vietnam experience and blaming the Republicans for bringing it up when they aren't caring a bit about it? I would be shocked, but this is the same party that convinced Gore he needed to distance himself from Clinton....which STILL makes no Earthly sense even today.

I love how the Democrats consider Clinton one of the best president but everytime he gives them a suggestion that makes an OUNCE of sense, they just ignore him like they are giving a five year old a juice box. And I don't remember, but did Clinton have military experience? It doesn't matter! Ever! Just because you were a soldier doesn't mean you have a clue how to run a war. You might have been a stupid soldier so how does it matter? Quit trying to hand the Republicans the election. At least LOOK like you are trying to win.

Actually, good for him. He is a captain and he should be setting an example other than taking up massive cap room. I like his play but he shouldn't be above the rules that the other players have to follow. The Giants need someone tough on them instead of someone who will give them a lollipop and pat them on the head.

My girlfriend has seen it three times while she was in New Mexico waiting for the start of school. She said she liked the film but the ending the first time caught her very much off guard. Apparently "Without a paddle" is a couples movie in disguise. Much like "Wicker Park" is a romantic film in the disguise of a thriller. Alright, now you have to explain. What's up with the ending? Do they all die or something like that? For "Without a Paddle"? Matthew Lillard's character asks his girlfriend to marry her and she says yes to end the film. Meanwhile Seth Green's character falls in love with a tree house girl and moves in with her. Also the whole film apparently is about the hunt for D.B Cooper's money but it ends with a romantic note Needless to say, she was not pleased with the ending. She still liked the movie though and went to see it repeatedly but it was a couples ending.

My girlfriend has seen it three times while she was in New Mexico waiting for the start of school. She said she liked the film but the ending the first time caught her very much off guard. Apparently "Without a paddle" is a couples movie in disguise. Much like "Wicker Park" is a romantic film in the disguise of a thriller.