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Doesn't he? I bet he has to sleep with a nightlight on. Of course, if my rich wife were a nutcase, I'd sleep with a nightlight on, too... "John! Wake up! The bed bugs have told me where I can find the Lucky Charms! Get on your shoes and grab a shovel...we are going to Montana." John Kerry's wife might be the best first lady ever if he gets elected. I don't think it'll be a contest that she'll be the most insane first lady in history. For now, he really needs to put a muzzle on her and sedate her.

If this involves Kane dressed up like the Good Humor man and making wise cracks about different kinds of ice cream as he kills people then I'm there. You cannot pass up something that sounds so bad that it'll be hilarious. I haven't felt more laughter build inside of me since HOUSE OF THE DEAD.

ESPN was better when it wasn't part of that unholy Disney-ABC combination. ESPN has royally sucked since Disney got ahold of it.

I've noticed the ones who have been involved in the bad side of the situation are always much calmer than those of us who haven't been placed in the situation. And yes, get a cab next time. If you have been drinking, you don't drive. There is no reason to do it ever.

Maybe Shaq should force more on being able to keep his lazy self playing an entire season than writing "rap". Shaq makes Randy Savage sound like Dr. Dre.

Because we all know eventually someone will come in and say something stupid. Not you, just making the statement that someone will. They always do.

I really wish both sides would take a nice long walk off a short pier. This is beyond high school now. What's next? A push up contest? Kerry going to accuse Bush of having cooties? Bush going to say Kerry wets his bed? Both parties are just too damn childish now. I've seen bitter divorces that made more sense than all of this bullcrap.

If you feel the place to voice your displeasure is at a candlelight vigil, then you be an asshole. You want to do that "died for nothing" crap, you should do it at an event you organized and not be saying it with a group of people who are in mourning. Some of them feel their sons and daughters did something right and died for a just cause. Does that make them wrong?

At this point he might have pulled a Ray Finkle.

Final stats James rushed for 142 yards on 30 carries but two fumbles and no touchdowns. Manning threw for 265 on 16-for-29 with 2 TDs and 1 INT. Stokley had 77 yards off 4 catches with a TD. Harrison had 7 grabs for 44 yards and a TD. Dillon rushed for 86 yards on 15 carries and Brady threw for 335 yards on 26-fo-38 with 3 TDs and 1 INT. Branch made 7 grabs for 86 yards with a TD.

Great job by New England defensively in the red zone and poor play in the red zone by the Colts. Why you don't run with James in that situation is a mystery to me. Ok, so will the Colts have excuses this time or will they just accept they got defeated?

I just had 7 heart attacks. Ahhh, must be football season. So much for Vanders "best kicker in the NFL" argument.

Leave time in case you need to drive for a FG. Wow, I say GOD DAMN.

Vander can still nail this. He's a very good kicker.

Wow, way to totally not cover him.

Insanity throw there and I don't understand it. Run the ball, try to force time off the clock and maybe Dillon breaks one. The key is to make sure the Colts have barely any time to get few yards. I don't understand that call at all. I don't know if the Pats can stop them again. That is asking way too much against this Colts offense.

Well, nice to see it's still old fashioned Patriots football. MAKE IT AS DIFFICULT AS POSSIBLE!

Are you kidding me?? Brady has been under pressure and hurried out of the pocket a few times. The Colts D-line has been playing a game and a half.

Another first down and this game is basically history now I think. Or at least as close to it as you can get.

Wow. That was another great job by the defense.

Apparently Claude Reigns was open deep but didn't make the catch. Interception Colts. Up to the beyond handcuffed pass defense. I get the feeling the WR could shove down the defender and kick him and the refs would call the defender for making contact with his foot. And yes, I mean that for both teams.

Ok, this new rule is a joke. If an offensive player is allowed to push, then you are just doing more than handcuffing defenses. Some calls are balant, but that tick tack call on that deep ball was an insult to the NFL. I don't care what the hell uniform the player is wearing, there has not been one instance where that five yard crybaby rule has come into positive effect.

Warren forces fumble, Brady marches the Pats down the field for the touchdown. 27-17. Nice.

It's John Madden. Don't be surprised if he mentions he loved Corey's work on 90210. Patriots answer back, Brady TD strike. 10-10.

The Pats cannot seem to stop the run. Letting Washington walk might end up being the death of this defense.