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House just says, "Cutthroat Bitch?!?" and Wilson says he likes to call her Amber. House stares confused as fuck as she just stands there with Wilson with her usual bitchy "Game on" look. Preview for Tuesday was awesome.

please, BP all around America will push it into $25+ million. I am still confused as HELL how "Black Knight" made any money. If that movie can make 11 million on an opening weekend, surely a movie with Mike Epps can bring in 20 million! Although Monique might be enough to drive it back down to 15 million. Then again, it will be up against the powerhouse The Hottie and the Nottie which stars Paris Hilton as HOT and Christine Lakin as...NOT. Yeah, I don't get it either.

I think it also shows why if you get a great offensive lineman who can handle a blitz, might not be the best idea to let him walk for a guy who has never seen a bull rush NFL power blitz.

QFT. Since Plax made the guarantee, that just makes this all the more awesome. But Plax was WRONG. They didn't score 17. The Giants scored 17. He was only off by 7 on the Giants score so well done, well done indeed there. Although the quote goes a long way to show why I have hated Tom and will always hate him. Cocky Michigan pricks.

Yep, it's setting in. This was the preferable alternative. I'm gonna stick my head in an oven. NY or Boston fans, either way you were fucked. At least NY and Boston can't meet in the NBA finals....unless the NY Knicks somehow get sent to the Western Conference.

A fluke? Really? REALLY? I must have been watching a different team. It's not like they have Trent Dilfer or Rex Grossman at quarterback. Eli has for the most part learned to pick up the blitz which was always his huge question mark. If he learns to stop playing chunk ball, he is going to be downright great. Also, good for Tom Coughlin. Guy went from out of a job to Super Bowl Champion in a season. That's a damn good story right there...that will get ignored for the "Is Eli better than Peyton?" talk.

Dule Hill makes the show for me. If Dule ever leaves, I'm leaving cause really Shawn annoys the living hell out of me.

I think the Giants have everything needed to repeat. Unless they are losing a lot of players to free agency, they have everything needed to build a dynasty in the NFL. They have a defense, they have great receivers and even Eli is slowly becoming a damn good quarterback.

That happened because of Tyree. Great escape hell yes, but an ill advised throw made good by an unbelievable catch. Those Giant receivers are downright amazing and got to be one of the most impressive groups in the NFC. You got speedsters, tall ass speedsters and underneath speedsters. What is Tyree? The four receiver? And I won't call it a choke job by the Patriots cause that would take away from what the Giants defense did. They overpowered and bull rushed the Pats finesse line. That was a clinic out there.

God, this press conference is gonna be porn for sports fans. you thought last year was fun? haha wowwwww Guy is one big asshole, I mean seriously. I think that is about the only fucking constant with the Pats anymore. If the Giants defense doesn't get the MVP, something is wrong. Give it to either Strahan or that guy I can't spell the name of. Or hell, Tuck who has been a BEAST the whole playoffs.

Congrats to the Giants defense and the Giants receivers for bailing Eli Manning out. I mean seriously, if we are going to call throwing the ball up and praying cause for legandary status, something is wrong. The Giants defense and the Giants receivers, holy shit those guys are god damn AWESOME.

Or worse, Brian Billick. And about god damn time on Art Monk.

A cocky goofball assasin who makes quips while killing and is only on the side that most benefits him? Hell man, they have done that about 100 times already, only without a red and black ninja suit.

Obama might win a few of the smaller states but Clinton will get NY and California. I'm hoping he snags California away from her and at least has a strong showing in New York. I just don't see him winning any of the northeast since they seem to be hung up on their type of democrat and that is not Obama. I think he might do well in the midwest though and the south I think he'll take pretty strongly. I really hope I'm wrong on California going to Clinton cause if she gets both those states but the Northeast, it will be all over.

Cause as much as he hated to admit, the creepy bastard made him chuckle. Plus hell man, being Batman would be really boring if all he was using his cool toys for was catching pick pockets.

She's living the dream! If this is true, I officially love this family. They are just so awesome. Britney treated her kids like bags of groceries and so Momma Spears is going to make sure Jamie doesn't by raising herself a brand new meal ticket. God damn beautiful.

Al Davis IS who we THOUGHT he is! And that is a freaking senile power mad moron.

So I guess they really think Christopher Daniels was fired too.

What if it's like a thing passed down? What if it all started with Monroe man! Holy shit, that would mean this cult has been killing for...umm...lots of years man! Somebody call the FB fucking I, we've got us a Criminal Minds case dammit!

Depends on the strength of the pill. Two to three can kill someone from some of the stronger brands. If he had more than three times the normal dosage in his system, gotta go suicide. Three pills is possible, more than three and you are looking for death not a good night sleep.

It's working for Zac Efron!

Oh fuck. Now what?

That is one film where the only good thing you can say about it is it was in focus. And honestly, you were wishing it was out of focus. Walken and Jackson would never work cause then who would be the cool badass? Even when trying to dork it up, Walken comes off bad ass. It just can't be done unless you call the film "Two bad asses"

Wow. That's a shocker and a half.

It's a movie about two old guys wanting to do everything before they die. I'm not sure where the marketing was all that confusing or misleading. The whole "things to do before we kick the bucket" should have been the first clue it wasn't going to be all happy. The second clue? Morgan Freeman was in it. It didn't pull a Wicker Park or nothing.