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What about the Bashams? Give them a personality and team them with Dawn. They have personality if the WWE will just allow them to use it. Since personality will allow them TV to learn the basic style and give the company another solid heel tag team. But for goodness sake, give Damaja a better name than DANNY.

Lamont isn't doing anything. At least he makes some mildly amusing facial expression. Orlando Jordan is just...there. Plus, Bradshaw would need a short guy to play his Virgil, to impose the fact he's tall and Eddie is not. Perfect! Although he needs to lose the hair. The hair will drag Bradshaw down and no way would anyone believe Bradshaw would allow a man with a big fake fro as his lackey. Not bald though cause that would be too obvious, just a nice trim down. Plus can Lamont even wrestle? Granted neither could Virgil but he was passable and he did win the Million Dollar Belt once.

I'm going but I'm a lot less interested. The previews gave away way too much of the film, the soundtrack is depressing as hell, and seeing Tobey mope around for 2 hours isn't very appealing. On the flip side, I saw part 1 and while the ending was pathetic I found the film enjoyable enough. Plus I made a promise to go with someone and I don't break those. It might be good but I'm not expecting much anymore.

A friend of mine feels like John Bradshaw Layfield is more like Colonel Parker than anything else. Can't say I disagree with her. If Bradshaw is going to become a throwback to Ted, he needs a Virgil. I vote for Orlando Jordan since he can't seem to wrestle and the Billy Blanks looking fool needs something to do.

Plus wouldn't the 14-12 yr old situation involve juevnile conviction and no knowledge of said record anyway?

Dear god, so help me if they don't take 20 minutes during RAW to recap Joe 2! If I don't get my 20 minute Joe recap and my 30 minutes of Diva Search, I just will not be happy. It'll be like the GAB04 if those two things don't make the show. And if I don't get some more of Lita's fantastic ACTING then I just know I'll lose my mind.

I don't even blame Kerry for this, it's like one of those little splinter groups that think they are helping but they are never helping. I find it a little distressing that they didn't discuss background checks till they got in trouble though. That is very disappointing. Hopefully this doesn't effect Kerry at all and he was smart enough to get away from them as fast as possible. Don't blame him either.

TWEENER Why is OJ in a ref shirt? Is he the special guest ref for the rematch at Summerslam?

Don't give them any ideas.

I'm drinking it right now.... Perhaps it was only banned in Europe?

I rather he didn't apologize. I'd rather he slapped the crossface on him and told him welcome to the real WWE and then helped him up. Eugene has gotta learn, no one is your friend and it would be much better to watch Benoit teach him the truth instead of saying "Sorry" World Champions should never say "sorry", they should find another way around it.

Well, at least Kerry was wise enough to distance himself from them. This is the one thing Kerry has going against him. The insane splitter groups that will do stuff incredibly stupid and out of character for Democrats that get news coverage. We already know the branches of the Republican party that are insane and they get distanced right from the start. When Kerry pulls away from someone, you know they messed up.

You have all scared me beyond belief. This is beyond sick and it's enough to make me turn to the dark side and become Republican. Christ almighty.

I would. That would be beyond massive! I'm guessing around 112-115 but no higher than that. Any higher and I'll be stunned. Plus "F 9/11" will hurt Spiderman out of the gate, believe it or not. Either that or it'll look like Moore's movie was pushed into more theaters and suffered one of the biggest sales drops in recorded history.

After last night, this is all we have. RAW has to hold together! I'm guessing they will make Benoit look a little weak tonight by having Matt Hardy V1 come out and cost Kane the title. Personally, I'd rather Benoit win cleanly and then Hardy comes out for the save or actually beat Kane down.

How can you be a tweener after you commit murder?

Well since they do the exact opposite, how about this --- Dear WWE, I am shocked at the brillance in the offices of Titan Towers! To give a man as deserving as John Bradshaw Layfield the World title is a stroke of genius and whoever made the decision deserves a raise. I would like to give that person a hearty handshake. Congrats and kudos, ___________ ----- Now I feel like I should shower for a few days.

Well OBVIOUSLY the Undertaker feared for his life from Bearer and was forced to defend himself! YOU ALL SAW IT! It was self defense! Bearer was ummm he was ummm about to burst and kill us all! Yeah, that's it. See, if the Undertaker didn't kill him then we'd all be dead right now. Taker is a hero! It had to be this way, he was sorry but it was either Bearer or the World. Now excuse me, I'm going into the corner to cry.

Right, good. Anyone have a polite way to call someone a scum sucking piece of dogsh*t? Or a nice way of informing the WWE that I want the McMahon family to burn in hell where they will be ripped apart by rapid badgers for the decision to make Bradshaw champion?

Right now my state of mind involves sharpening an axe so maybe you are right. Anyone have an email address and the ability to calm me down enough so I don't curse the hell out of their stupid asses?

My head suddenly feels like that movie Scanners Wait, not only did someone DIE but SOMEONE GOT SENT TO HELL?!?!?! So what, Hardcore Holly will be forced to watch consant replays of Great American Bash 2004?

Can we officially name Stephaine whateverthehellshecallsherself as the worse head booker in the history of pro wrestling now? Nothing good came out of this show. RVD gets eliminated first in a match that had RENE DUPREE and John "Whiter than Marky Mark" Cena. Undertaker KILLS Paul Bearer, I mean that alone is pathetic. The Dudley Boyz main event and LOSE to the Undertaker while being World Champions. JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD IS WORLD CHAMPION! What good came out of this show? Did anyone positive come out of this show? Anything at all? Tell me now please...

Well, it'll pass "Spiderman" this weekend more than likely and it has an outside chance at "Star Wars Episode I" and "ET" It's unlike it catches them and it has more than likely no shot at "Star Wars" however if it keeps in the 7-10 million range for three or four more weeks it has a VERY good shot at catching it. I'd say it's on pace to finish at $435 million, putting it third all time.

This movie is about as much a "documentary" as Blair Witch Project. I suppose it is since it's called a "documentary" although I could have sworn there was another one that grabbed the top spot but I don't remember if that is accurate.

"The Notebook" looks like too much of a crying female movie for me and since I don't current have a female, I'll pass. I might check it out once it hits DVD, but no thank you at the moment. I'm still paying for making fun of Leo drowning in Titanic.