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He's dead of course, but if he is alive...that would be the greatest hoax in the history of the world. To be able to stay hidden for 20 years, have people believe you are dead and then POOF...walk out of nowhere.

That was one of the better movies I have seen in a long while. Slow start but it worked well, tossed in some early laughs to make sure the pace wasn't unbearable. Once it got going, it was a very nice mix of humor, action and sharp gore I must say when they used it. The stabs at other movies were also fantastic. Probably one of the best films of 2004 for me easily, not even close at the moment.

A white crying little dweeb who looks like he could get his ass kicked by a ten year old girl being successful in Pop music? No way that was going to happen. He's another pretty boy twit, like John Mayer. As for Ruben, his music was better when it was done by Luther. He's not Luther, he's not going to be Luther and he needs a change or he's done. But yes, Clay has been more popular but it's not because he has talent. Cause he doesn't.

You know Ruben owns your face. If he didn't deserve to win I would like to know who did. Better than the little crying loser Clay Aiken. It was sad that he even made it to the final two.

Actually, I don't think she is fat. But that outfit was rather unappealing on her. If anything, her body size seems fine by me. However, whoever decides to put her in outfits that are too tight should be fired immediately. Cause that look last night had me confused. But her face is just not hitting the marks for me. Kelly was cute, her body was fine enough and while she wasn't amazing she was hot enough. This girl...I don't know, something seems off in the neck up region.

Kelly is way better looking than this one they have on here now. I walked by the set last night when she was in that one shirt and said, "Who's the beached whale?....Oh....oops" Plus something about her face makes me think she was created in a lab but the place caught fire before they could finish and part of her melted.

Either way, it shall be mine. Very rarely have I laughed out loud at a trailer, but the "Shaun of the Dead" trailer got me.

How did Shaun of the Dead do in theaters? Any chance in hell of it getting to the states? Cause I need to see this film, like right now.

THAT'S HER?!?! I don't know how, but that picture of her just made me serile... *looks at Ripper's sig* Ok, it's back now. Jesus, if God makes everyone in their own image then God must be one UGLY creature. I mean, damn.

American Idol: Further proof that America is tone deaf. Then again, these are POP music artists so maybe it's better America is voting off the best singers. Talent is not important to being a teeny bop singer. And did anyone else notice Simon was about to snap and pull out an ax last night when he heard the voting? He may not come back next year unless he has a bottle of Jack Daniels and a handgun.

It said he called, not that they called him. A wrestling product is about to get on TV, it's a solid step in the right direction and it could open the door for ROH later on if TNA can do well. And TNA can do well, the talent is there. Right now TV stations are sour as hell on wrestling so just getting in the door is a huge step in the right direction for all of wrestling. That's all I am looking at this as.

It would have been nice if they explained how, but I'll say it. Pitt has to leap during the fight to strike Jones, he came down wrong and bam he was injuried. It didn't have anything to do with Mr Tick Tock doing something wrong.

Wouldn't this be more or less the genre that Firefly resides in? Or is this more Wild, Wild West with aliens instead of a robotic spider? The second one.

The trailer for SOUL PLANE made me question the existance of a God.

Hey, not all parts of West VA. are bad. Just 90% of it. It's obvious, she thinks she can save herself and her child by pulling the "I was just following orders" which is a piss poor excuse. Your human, you have a brain so either use it or shut up. I'm sorry, I don't buy the "orders" excuse. So, she was told to SMILE for the camera??? Bloody redneck bitch Sorry, I had to say that.

The guy started in "Oklahoma" so this isn't big news to me. Hell, Lou Diamond Phillips is a Broadway actor now I do believe.

What. The living. Hell? The chunky ladies love that Jeff Hardy. I really am not surprised by any of this. I've had a friend send me his "music" so I know the pain of this twit. Rather watch Jim Duggan giving Bob Dole a lap dance.

I say go for it. I'm pretty sure Jesus had a sense of humor and this could be funny.

Just when I thought I couldn't read anything stupider....I see this. NOW we arranged for a man to be beheaded to distract the media from prisoner abuse??? And this would have distracted them HOW exactly? I usually see some reasoning in even the dumbest of conspiracy theories, but this one is just mindless.

I'm not watching the footage and I'm not calling for the extermination of these people. But we are past the point of no return now, the gates of hell are literally wide open here. I don't see what we can do now. We can't pull out now, else they will have the ultimate tool to get us. We can't just bomb them cause we'll get some innocents and they are there. Really, it's a dark corner the world has been placed in. And ANYONE who uses THIS as a political agenda should be placed in a public square and flogged. To say "this is proof why we shouldn't be in Iraq in the first place" is sick and anyone saying that should be ashamed. I know we all want to unleash the full power of our military and just unload on them. But we can't do that. We can't. And yet, we can't pull out now. I don't see how the military has a choice though. A major target must be struck and struck very very hard.

Once again, last night only one show had a season finale. EVERWOOD. Raise your hand if you even watched it? I only knew about the damn thing from ANGEL commercials. Does anyone honestly think EVERWOOD and part 1 of a 7th Heaven season finale had anything to do with that drop?

If you don't know what sweeps are to begin with, how can you say that they're responsible for a 0.5 ratings drop? Because I am aware that these sweeps things are popular amongst TV viewers, especially amongst WWE's demographic. Sweeps are something to do with basketball, right? Sweeps are when the ratings actually count. The higher your ratings during 'sweeps' weeks, the more you can charge for advertising during your program. For those not getting what Hunger is doing, they are making a light jab at the WWE for it is obvious they will blame the start of sweeps for the drop in ratings. Which would work, if Monday had anything worthwhile that the WWE audience would give two flying craps about. If they aren't joking and don't know what sweeps are....god help us all.

Obviously, everyone was drawn in by the exciting season finale of 7th Heaven and Everwood. I must be the fault of Benoit, even though they didn't even bother having him on the show at all. And next week, we have the HIGHLY anticipated match between Lita and Trish!

Great, they are now the Syracuse Tanning Booth accident. The Syracuse Orange...christ, that's really pathetic. Am I the only one who won't use this and doesn't use the St. Johns Red Storm bullcrap?

Owen Wilson. He's not doing anything really.