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Easily one of the funniest movies ever. Brillant lines, brillant casting and just overall a fun film. "I'm going to go home and have sex with my wife" I don't know why, but Green saying that line at the end made me lose it. This movie is a king of random lines. And I think 15 million was the budget of the film and it made back the budget if I remember right.

Bills vs 49ers. Every damn year. If that stuff ever happens, his head might explode like that scene in Scanners. Edited to add: Bills vs Niners is his joke pick, which he now just kinda mentions offhand and doesn't make a big deal out of anymore.

I don't care if the show is just Mean Gene and The Brain playing ping pong for an hour, I'll watch it. At least it will get me away from the nightmare announce teams in place. The Brain= Ratings

Obviously, they plan to do a Dallas opening next week on Smackdown where Dawn Marie wakes up in bed and finds Kurt showering with a big ass smile on his face. See, the entire Smackdown was just a DREAM of Dawn's! It'll be like Butterfly Effect, only with DAWN.

-The New Sportscenter anchors. You couldn't find a bigger group of assholes on the planet. - The kissing of the ass of certain players, such as Donovan McNabb during football. Yeah, I know the guy is good but he's not god's gift to football like ESPN tries to make him out to be.

Was the Miami Dolphins the "No Name Defense"? Cause I can't remember.

When did Vince become the father from The Critic? Because right now, they have to be working at the same brain wave level.

Bartman sure thinks they're easy-going The Cub fans have already forgave Bartman. God damn, the Cub fans (probably 90% of them now anyway) have already all admitted they would have went for the ball and were just pissed off when he first did it. The Bartman grudge has been over since December. The guy is a Cubs fan and stuff happened to him. Be glad he wasn't a Yankee or Red Sox fan, he would have never gotten out of the stadium alive...the cops would have shot him and sprinkled crack on him. The Cubbies shouldn't really be on the list. They are the lovable losers, the fans are so used to losing that its no longer as miserable as the media wants to make it out to be. They go out to the ballpark, they sing "Take me out to the ballgame" and watch some baseball with the bleacher bums. The Cubs fans are always wait till next year while some of these other fans are like "son of a bitch! We blew it forever!" How can the Cubs fandom be miserable when they have no clue what the World Series even LOOKS like.

Bonds seems like one of those guys raised in the Bobby Knight way of thinking. If you want him to respect you, respect him. If you don't know him personally, don't be calling him Barry like you are his best friend. It seems like the people he signs for call him "Mr. Bonds" so that might just be a thing with him. I respect Bonds as a player, he doesn't want to sit out for anything unless he feels like he is hurting his team by being on the field. He's easily the most feared hitter in baseball today. He'll easily go down with the most homeruns in baseball history, it's just a question of how many he'll end up with. And he seems like he has become more humble and soft spoken to the media since his father passed on. And although it's not a huge deal, passing Willie Mays is a damn big deal to Bonds and a big deal to the Giants organization. Now if ESPN pops into a game every time he is up to bat till he passes Aaron, then we have a problem.

Actually, wasn't really a cameo. Terry was one of the main bouncers and pretty much was all over the first 30 minutes or so. I pick Robert Stack in Baseketball. That had to be some of the funniest stuff ever.

Awwww yeah, now things are looking up. When is that Magnum PI set coming out though?

I still believe this is either two fake reports by the WWE, very much like downloading files that get various fakes. Or the WWE worked out a deal to promote "I'm still alive" on UPN and at some point you'll have Kurt Angle give some kind of speech about how someone really did what he did and survived and how what they saw on Smackdown was just a skit/angle/whatever. And if not, well Angle has been fired or will have to be killed for the purpose of protecting the lie.

"Enter the Matrix" would have been a superior movie to "Matrix Reloaded" and "Matrix Revolutions". ETM had the better story, better acting, more intriguing characters and no god damn superman flying like we got strapped with in two and three. The plot for two and three was horrible, it's like it was trying it's hardest to be deeper than it really was and all it did was come off like some college student who thinks they are smarter than you cause they can say the exact same thing only with bigger words. The only positives that came out of it was Will Farrell getting to mock it during that MTV award show.

Paul Walker as Human Torch and Christina Millian as the Invisible Woman? Wow, I hope those rumors are false cause that is some really bad casting if they are true. Michael Chicklis is the only member of that casting call that doesn't suck the life right out of me. I mean, Tim Robbins as Dr Doom? Tim ROBBINS? The guy from Hudsucker Proxy?

So, she was the host version of painfully unfunny Jimmy Fallon?

Them paying me 34.95 and having Trish sitting on my lap. Then I might watch it.

I want to see a film take an opposite approach. Get really good critic reviews but do the fan commercial where they all say how bad the film is, then say "Well, the paid actors didn't like it, but the critics did" followed by the critic statements then the name. I'd go then

Stop trolling. That's all you've been doing in these box office reports with your stupid comments. "Jesus" came back from number 6 to number 1 and here you are trolling again. No one beat Jesus this weekend, Easter weekend. And none of these movies will make as much money. Well, Johnson Family Vacation did have the highest per screen average in the top ten. Passion averaged $5,334 per screen in 3,203 theaters. JFV averaged $6,985 per screen in 1,317 theaters. That is pretty damn good. If JFV was in 3,203 theaters x the $6,985 per screen average, it would have made about $22 million. Granted if it were in more theaters, it might not have filled them up as much, but that is just a rough estimate. So JFV did beat the Passion, in one catagory. Thank you No one said Cedric beat Jesus in overall, but he did beat the film in per screen average. That's not trolling, that's stating a damn fact. Not like Cedric would have beat "The Passion" overall but the per screen average was beyond impressive for a weekend "The Passion" was expected to dominate both catergories. Only "Johnson Family" competed with "The Passion" in any of the catergories and it beat it. So yes, Cedric beat out the Jesus.

Now would be the perfect time for someone to recut that "Kill Christ" Trailer and make it look like Uma is doing it to him. Cause that would be perfect

"Johnson Family Vacation" had the highest per screen average in the top ten! Cedric beat Jesus! On Easter weekend!

That's what she gets for making a movie where she is a former porn star who doesn't get nude. Hopefully this means, with the unsuccessful run of EURO TRIP, that the teen gross out comedy is finally starting to die off. Damn things just aren't funny. And "Walking Tall" held up very well considering. The Rock certainly can hold a movie, despite it being too short and poorly scripted.

Yes, it is. Do people honestly think a war on terror wouldn't involve big trouble? Of course the situation in Iraq sucks, hell the early situation in America sucked when this country got its freedom. This stuff takes time and the terrorist were always in Iraq, the thing was they were well protected. They aren't protected now but they know that they can make the American people back down in a heartbeat. Thankfully the military and Bush, as much as I dislike him, are not backing down from this. They are not going to leave until they are done. It's going to take time and if we wanted, we could handle this situation like assholes and just start killing everyone. But we aren't doing that. It seems like we are being overprotective now. It's frustrating and sad of course that we are losing soldiers but did we really think that wasn't going to happen in this war?

Because we live in a "right here, right now" world. Imagine if we had CNN during the Revolution, Civil War or WWII... Oh god, that would have been a nightmare. We would have been out of World War II after the first battle we lost That and D-Day would have been rumored and reported on CNN as happening a day before it took place, totally screwing up everything.

But how can he be? Jericho has the Boston Crab already. A "model" gimmick without the Boston Crab just doesn't feel right. If they can get Jericho a new finisher then I can totally see this.

I really don't want to see the Eugene character wrestle. Why would I want to hear "dammit! How could he hit that poor boy? Eugene is disabled and insert heel name here is a gutless coward for attacking him" during every damn match.