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Shelton defeated HHH again, this time by countout. Afterwards, Evolution (who were all over ringside as trainer, time keeper and ring announcer) beat the hell out of Shelton and left him a bloody mess before Michaels, Crippler and Foley finally decided to run down. Bischoff announced Michaels-Crippler-Foley-Shelton will take on Evolution. After the announcement, Evolution laid a beatdown on the three guys and then posed after the match. In other news: -William Regal returned, only to be stuck as a manger of wrestlecrap EUGENE who made me want to cry. -Gail Kim returned but she was eliminated during a commercial, but we did get to see a replay of her fall out of the ring. She looked like she fell like one of those women in Most Extreme Elimination challenge. I can't really think of anything else. Oh, Jericho vs Christian was changed to Jericho vs Christian and Trish. Lita vs Victoria was added to the PPV as well.

Prepare gentleman Prepare for ladies in full length dresses on the beach. Get ready to start preparing to dim your lights so you can jerk off to an ankle a woman shows in an 8x10.

She got cancer The moral of Love Story is simple: "If you find the perfect girl, she'll get cancer and die. Have a nice day!"

I think this is just a case of people seeing what they want to see. "Fatal Attraction" was just a "cheating is bad" movie. I mean, I once had someone tell me that "Speed" was about multi-cultural organization in a peaceful society.

If there is a rematch and Triple H cheats to win it wouldn't be that bad as long as Shelton goes on to have a upper mid-card feud with someone that matters. That's how you give a mid-carder the so-called rub. You speak the truth, but if HHH does beat Shelton, even by cheating, people here will be yelling out how HHH just buring Shelton, and how he got screwed over in the end. When it happens you'll see one or two topics pop up about how much they hate HHH and how Shelton's career is over, and on and on. I won't complain. Shelton losing in a false finish would be perfect as long as it doesn't involve a pedigree. If Shelton couldn't hit his finisher, you can't give a guy a rub by hitting yours in the rematch. But I lost hope in HHH's abiltiy to rub after the night Jericho won the title match, HHH ordered the match be cancelled so Jericho wouldn't get the belt and then later that night instead of Jericho winning the tag match he took a pedigree and allowed HHH to PROVE his point the loss earlier was a fluke.

Will it be cut up? Cause if not, I'll watch it start to finish again. It was an excellent mini series.

Yeah, how did Courtney Love not get this part??? She was BORN to play Janis!

They gave her a crappy blender as a Mother's Day gift? -=Mike They made her an ashtray from clay THEY KNEW she was trying to quit smoking! SEE! They were out to kill her! It was them or her! Damn devil children.

I could actually see Triple H doing that. He obviously is out to fool the roster and fans into believing he is a changed man.

In honor of the ressurection of Jesus, I'll go see "Dawn of the Dead" again.

Makes sense that computers would defeat them then. I always felt ID4 would have been better if the Aliens heard "You got Mail" and Norton Anti-virus blocked the upload.

He looks like he just got made over on "Queer Eye" But yet, it works. Especially with the pissed off look he has. Looks like he really is masking lots of pain.

CAW vs Benoit We blocked each others finishers 5 times. Got free of submission holds four times each. Were basically limping and in pain for the last three minutes. And Benoit beat me with a flying headbutt at 25:00 minutes for the WWE IC title. I needed to lose the belt anyway so at least I went down fighting.

Fatal Attraction was about the spread of AIDS??? I don't know how much I believe or see that since most of America pretty much considered AIDS the "gay" virus until Magic Johnson came out and announced he had it in 1991. Plus the director was the director of "9 1/2 weeks", and later did "Lolita" and "Unfaithful". If anything, Fatal Attraction was nothing more than Close allowed to go batty and a movie to scare married men away from cheating. The AIDS thing, that I am not entirely sure of.

No more coach ruins my week. Total bummer. I hope this doesn't mean that damn Baby show is coming back.

"Sunshine" lost theaters and only went down 33% Focus Film just really messed up with the release of this film.

Too bad neither of those movies will be as profityable as The Passion has been. Is there a message THERE? People are afraid of making Jesus angry And audiences love a good snuff film, which is all "The Passion" was.

Youth daddy called it last week in the boxoffice thread. The Girl Next Door is going to have to make some money. They've been running ads heavy for a month now. Thank God I was wrong. Those damn movies about princes worry me. And did DAWN lose another 50% this weekend?

Have you been to Woody's website? It mentions the wrestling career of Taz and ECW?!?!? It's almost impossible to read the story but seeing those, well they jump out of the story and smack you in the face. Is Woody an ECW mark or something? ETA: Apparently, ATH is moving to Bristol which is why it has been off the air.

Or ask for his autograph and kiss his ass as much as humanly possible. O'Haire would have became Taker's boy and been main eventing Smackdown in a weekend.

Maybe he was just star struck and didn't know how to approach the Undertaker. I mean, maybe he was the reason O'Haire got into wrestling and he didn't know what to say or was just too scared. You never know, it's possible.

If I remember right, it is Up XOX really fast. If you don't do it fast, it doesn't work. It was always a spotty finisher in the game anyway.

Well, using "The Dragon" was a mistake since I thought he was Ricky Steamboat for a little while.

If she gets sent to a hospital for beating her kids to death with rocks, then I no longer have faith in humanity. Get a gun. Load it. Back of her head. Next case.

Jack Osbourne is proof that some children should be drowned at birth. I remember when "The Osbournes" was about the adventures of Ozzy and then the second season was all about his god damn kids and I zoned out. Ozzy's kids may be the most uninteresting and unbearable people on the planet.