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Unless they were big fans of Jax, I am not seeing the relationship to Mortal Kombat at all. Kicks and punches last time I check existed way before MK did. And "I don't know, I was drunk" is never a really good defense against murder.

The best line is when her mom says she was in shock. I mean really? This wasn't something she thought wasn't going to happen? I think she thought it would take another year before she followed in her sister's foot steps.

Dammit, I was all excited for this, then I realized it wasn't Alien vs Fred "Hunter" Dryer. Give me that movie and I'll give 12.50.

He should have went the rest of the way and pissed on them. If he pissed on them while they burned, he might have gotten off with community service for being a great asshole.

Must be an extremely slow news day when the death of a hamster even gets covered.

So Jericho's sole purpose for returning is a failure? I'm not entirely sure how that is positive in any way. Well, I guess him against JBL could be fun I suppose.

God dammit, the Chipmunks cleaned up. Stupid lack of family movies that don't apparently offend Christian values or something.

The real reason games on NFL Network suck is because Bryant Gumbel is a terrible PBP man. And it's on the next up package on DISH. Not the lowest price one, just an extra 10 dollars a month.

People are wondering if Pettitte realizes that he threw Clemens under the bus. Of course he knows that. Clemens will probably follow up by admitting to HGH usage too, given that if you look at Clemens' recent career he seems to have this tendency to follow Pettitte and steal the spotlight. No way, Clemens will up the bar. When he steals the spotlight, he steals it in the biggest way he can. He'll probably send out rumors that he did it followed by ones he didn't do it and hold three different press conferences with three different messages before finally holding a tearful long press conference where he admits to injecting HGH, Roids, Bull Hormones, Stem Cells and having his arm secretly replaced with a robotic one that keeps his fastball fresh.

Noticed that a lot of those "YOU DRAFTED MARIO OVER REGGIE ROFL!" comments are going away quicker and quicker. That guy is becoming damn near unblockable. 13 sacks on the season now, 3 1/2 in the game last night and he almost had two more. Guy is a beast.

Sounds good to me.

I wonder what they would have did to him if he said Happy Kwanzaa? And this story is proof the Holidays bring us all together...well not all of us, but for one brief moment the Jewish community and the Muslim community were one! And you had a group of 10 Jewish haters find each other. It's like some kind of deranged FX holiday original movie special.

Or he found a way to turn them into cakes, pies and various other delicious items.

Get her and Britney to do a duet and you have a golden Grammy moment!

Who will be the first candidate to triple dog dare their opponent to answer a question about a really tough issue that actually matters?

According to a few judges in the UK and AU, apparently not. You got one judge in UK saying the girls are always asking for it and you should buy the 11 year old you rape a bike to "cheer her up" and now you got a female judge telling a 10 year old that she was asking to be gang-banged. They probably would have told the man who got a plunger shoved up his ass that he shouldn't have been wearing those tight pants if he didn't want it to happen. Additionally...they DIDN'T appeal? What the FUCK?

A WOMAN judge gave this verdict? Holy shit, either she really hates young girls or maybe the girl did agree to it. There is just one small problem with that even if she did agree to it...she's FUCKING 10 YEARS OLD BITCH!

I'm going to start campaigning for the Ravens to start Troy Smith. Not like the offense can get much worse.

Now that was a GREAT Seagal picture. Who exactly is Ray Stevenson? They should have hired Ray Stevens, least then I'd be excited to see it. So I went and checked and answered my own question. Some dude from the show "Rome" with Julie Benz and the creepy guy from 300 playing Jigsaw.

He wanted to be remembered as The Riddler?

They already did, sorta. I thought the Bears had them once Todd Collins came in. Not entirely sure how you go down to Todd Collins. Not entirely sure how as a defense you can let Collins throw two touchdowns and complete 75% of his passes.

I agree, this is one of those angles that has grown on me nicely. Right now the Abyss-Mitchell angle is the only one that is actually boring me. The Cage-Angle stuff (which is eventually going to lead to Styles-Cage and Angle-Cage probably or at least should) and the Dudleys-X division stuff is working fine for me. Now if it doesn't end with Lethal standing victorious with the belt..then it becomes a bad angle.

The opening of Finding Forrester with the marking showing the beginning of the film confuses me to this day. Was it supposed to be a documentary? What the hell was the point of that?

Jimmy Farris must have prayed to the Devil cause the minute Sean Taylor dies, he's back in an NFL uniform.

So the little shit writes a note explaining WHY he did it and all CNN can keep asking is, "WHY DID HE DO IT?!?!" Because he was a fucking loser and anyone knows that your stupid asses will keep repeating his name and giving him his fame. Being famous and infamous go hand and hand now. Be nice if next time one of these little shits did this they just mentioned the victims and ignored the killer's name completely. Treat them like the worthless sack they are and stop analyzing why they did it when THEY TELL YOU WHY! Don't give losers fame and maybe more of them will just swallow the barrel listening to Blue October instead of waltzing into a public place so their worthless existence can have meaning. Sorry but the news coverage is pissing me off. They care more about the fucking killer than they do about anyone who got killed.