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All they need now is the Raiders announcer to pull a Harry Doyle "You know, I used to hate Warren when he was in Tampa. It's amazing how a uniform can change your opinion of a guy.... He's still a dick" I never really saw how Warren was any different than Keyshawn other than Warren would have cried racism had he been smacked into the Keyshawn IR list spot. Frankly, I always felt he was the most overrated D-lineman in the NFL for the last five years.

That's exactly what I thought when I first read it. There's no way he said that. He would have been fired before the house show report got in if it was true.

I'm going to go trademark "Please read back the minutes" Then I'll sue every meeting in the country!

Is that Richard Chees who did "Lounge Against the Machine"? Yes, yes it was. It's from his newest album.

I believe, MONTHS ago, I commented that reporters are amongst the laziest people on Earth. Why do all of you doubt me? People get away with making up stories because "journalists" are too lazy to investigate. -=Mike Hey! Some of us "journalists" aren't lazy dammit! As for news journalists well then no, I can't disagree. News journalists are too damn lazy for their own good. Glad I'm not one of them. Course, doesn't help that I consider the news people to be the lowest form of pond scum with no human feelings in their body.

All of this over a $250 scholarship? What's that going to buy you, a book? I still can't take this serious.

You do realize no matter what, the studio is running with SpyHunter and they don't expect WALKING TALL to be a blockbuster. Rock will not come back to wrestling for good. If anything, he has enough money to just quit if his movie career doesn't work out.

So obviously, he'll get a book deal and we'll make him famous.

What? It helped the career of Shawn Michaels. Not everything is about musical Wisp. He's too busy making sculptures out of saron wrap apparently.

They did it to Scott Hall. And they fired him for it as well. Gotta love the WWE.

One thing that is confusing me is why this is opening so early? It seems everyone loves this film, critics are singing the praises of Kaufman, Winslet and Carrey and yet it's not in an Oscar time position. I wanted to see it but it wasn't released in the same theater (they were showing some Barbarian Invasion movie instead, a gripping French drama, I mean what the hell man?!?) I was at so I'll wait till next week I hope.

Cause Jeff understands the WWE. As long as you have drugs in your system and you can still wrestle, you'll be a big star in this company. If Matt would start snorting, he'd be in a feud for the IC title. He just refuses to learn how things work in Conn.

Fat dudes look like they sweat a lot so odds are they stink. So most fat dudes look like they funky. How is it that hard to understand??? I feel like I'm in AIRPLANE! "Stewardess, I speak some jive."

Lemme get this straight....ok.... The guy had a known alcohol problem and for a good amount of time the WWE was sitting beer after beer in front of him? So, Simmons is basically Austin but only Austin is allowed to be the abusive drunk in the company.

That was Richard Cheese btw. He has also done Rage against the Machine, Linkin Park and LB. And my god, that just re-affirmed my opinion this film was a comedy.

Yeah, Blonde girl just shows up and starts modeling and having sex and I was like, "who the hell are you??? Do you have a name or do I call you Slut #1??" The line read by Ken was sooo wooden, my god I felt almost sick. It would have been better if Ving had just said the line. One thing I couldn't figure out is HOW the HELL did they get into the mall??? One minute they are walking towards and the next they are in a store breaking open a window. What the hell?? As for the ending....they give you clues as to what happens. If you watched the clue, you have the answer. None of that was spoilery was it??? I enjoyed it for the fact it was hilarious but I wouldn't buy it or see it again. The zombies scenes would have been better with Chariots of Fire playing over them. I had hopes the running zombies wouldn't make me feel like "House of the Dead" but they just weren't scary. It's hard to take a zombie seriously when he's running like a track star complete with the leg kicks.

FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER! Not one minute of this film is scary, not a damn one. It's HILARIOUS! I haven't laughed this hard in years. I'm sorry, but this movie drags and when it tries to be scary it's just funny as hell on Earth. Apparently when there is no more room in Hell, Hollywood will make hilarious remakes.

I'm still waiting for Batista to end up on SMACKDOWN with Bob Holly and have them join up with the Big Show. Just so they have have a stable called "Mr. Show with Bob and David"

I cannot believe he spent 85 dollars on a sign period. Also, is Molly now a Batman villian? I think the estate of Vincent Price is gonna sue somebody!

I personally liked the ending to Event Horizon with the blonde snapping and the ship just basically once again preparing to kill the new morons. Also, the ending of Platoon for the music alone.

Ok, these sports reporters have got to make up their minds. They have Dallas winning 11 to 12 games with Keyshawn They have Philly winning 11 to 12 games with TO They have Washington winning 11 to 12 games with Gibbs. That math DOESN'T add up at all. One of them has to be lackluster.

I'm going in a little bit. I have no expectations, I just know it's not a remake. It's not even a re-envision. I'm treating it like an entirely different series and storyline. I'll give my thoughts when I get back.

Wait, if they DROPPED the losing streak gimmick before Mania then why the hell were they still talking about him losing matches leading up to Mania??? So he went from "losing streak gimmick" to just losing for the sake of losing? The WWE must like their top stars to have some kind of drug in their system. If Matt would just take that needle in his ass like a good employee, he'd be at the top of the card by now!

I'm found of the Visa Check Card commercial with Yao "Can I write a check?" "Yo" "...Yao"

If the WWE is going to keep watering down his rhymes, Cena needs to quit doing them. He has went from halfway decent to a Vanilla Ice/Marky Mark hybrid again. Newcastle is on fire, just like Kieron Dyer? Come the hell on!