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As long as the two retarded bitches don't come to my town, it's all good. Cause if they do, I just KNOW I'll be the one who would have to do a story about it. Rather have my teeth pulled than listen to or look at these imbred morons.

My opinion? Chris looked like he was about to cry as big mean Triple H made fun of him. I swear, I expected tears to start coming down Benoit's face and him to start whining about Triple H being a big stupid head. And then HBK (who we must take serious now cause he grew a BEARD!) comes down, preaches to Chris who still looked like he was emotionally traumatized by Triple H and then when Benoit finally decides to stuck it up, dry his eyes and sign he gets superkicked like a bitch. Benoit wasn't the face, christ he was the cowardly Mikey Whipwreck of the segment. He should have hit his knees and started hugging HHH's legs saying, "Please don't hurt me! I'll leave! You can have the title just DON'T HURT ME!!!" Then what do we get as the big response? Chris Benoit acting LIKE A HEEL in the back and crying to Bischoff like Veruca Salt asking for an Oompa Loompa. When do faces CRY about injustice in the back? Yeah, that bah gawd tough Wolverine turning to Uncle Eric to help him out. The perfect way to settle this would be to have HBK superkick Benoit (who comes out in his little vest from WCW) and pin him in 10 seconds. Then Benoit can battle Molly or whichever woman has the Lady title.

The author is a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize? Man, that award IS a friggin' joke. -=Mike And yet, I can't even get nominated. I swear, injustice! I need to start rambling about nothing and throw in the name Bush and I might get nominated.

Not to mention some people are afraid of flying and the LAST thing they want to hear is the pilot informing them they are crazy if they don't worship Christ. Religion should stay in church or in the home. When it leaves there, it becomes a problem. If people want religion, they will find it. Religion shouldn't be campaigning

And the Hawks coach STILL STANDS! Coach of the YEAR!

If one person came to know of Christ.....what? Was Christ a big secret? Did Jesus get erased from all the pictures and churches and crosses and movies and drink mugs that people didn't know who he was? Did the Pope forget to fart on a certain day and Christ was forgotten? What, is he like Freddy Krueger and if someone doesn't act like a jackass or kill in his name then he is forgotten about? I'm sorry, but even Jesus would have kicked this guys ass. Hell, he would have beat him with the cross.

MVP: Kevin Garnett (now, let me see him pull a Manning and win a series. No excuse this year) but a special mention to Michael Redd with a quiet 22 ppg on the "huh? What the heck? They aren't last??" Bucks. Rookie: Carmelo Anthony 6th man: Bobby Jackson Defensive: Ron Artest Most Improved: Michael Redd (although I knew he was good since college) Coach of the year: Terry Porter (my god, the Bucks are above .500 in the hardest division in the East! And he's doing it with basically nothing in terms of names.) Special Mention award: Terry Stotts (all that talent and they still stink and he still has a job in easily the worst non-college sports city in the country. How he is doing it, I'll never know)

Not nowadays. They get libraries, health care, cable, all that crap. If we could put an end to all of that, give them nothing of entertainment at all and make them work hard labor for the rest of their life on the prison in some way or another, then I'd be more comfortable with just putting people in prison. That would be cruel and unusual punishment. Even though, you know...some people on the outside live like that now. I love you could have axed someone up for giggles and still be able to get your GED.

It would have been better if he said, "You better be, cause when I nose dive this baby from 30,000 feet and try to recover just for fun, you'll be praying to god I can." Or maybe "Good afternoon, let's try something fun this take off. Everyone, take off your seatbelts and see if you hit the ceiling!"

If it's a Lois Lane played by Beyonce, it should be an equal actor to her talents as white Shaft. Keanu Reeves!!

First off, Burnell would not be coming in to be a back-up unless you think the Redskins could convince him to lower his 9 million dollar contract down to the league minimum. Whoever grabs him will use him as a starter but they shouldn't trade a second round pick for him. Jacksonville HAS to deal him, they are over a barrel. As for the Bills needing receivers, you can find some good receivers later than sooner. Second and third round is WR country.

It's not a matter of faith. It's a matter of facts. There are thousands of anti-death penalty lawyers and researchers poring over case files at any given time on any given day. If there were even ONE case of a genuinely innocent man being executed by any state or the federal government I guarantee you they wouldn't be reticent about trumpeting it from the rooftops. That no one ever has should tell you something. I'll say maybe during the early days in the deep south, I'm sure there was one or two trumped up charges. But nowadays, I doubt that since so many watchdog groups are checking every last detail to make sure things fit into place. I still hold the death penatly should be held exclusive to our most sick crimes. I don't want some guy who killed 20 people getting 3 life sentences, watching cable and maybe even starting to like the BUTT rapes he receives in prison while 20 families have to live with the fact their child/parent/sibling is in the ground while the man/woman is alive and well. If one life sentence does not cover it, kill them. Serial killers should NOT be allowed to live. Sadistic killers should NOT be allowed to live. Child murders should NOT be allowed to live. These are the crimes were I know some people who would gladly take a rifle and a box of bullets and shoot them one by one. Oh and I have the perfect way to end that, "IT'S GOD'S CHOICE! NOT YOURS!" We tie them to a metal pole in a thunderstorm, if God doesn't strike the pole with a bolt then they get life in prison. We give god three chances to strike them dead, three storms. If it doesn't, they can spend 50 years in prison. See? God makes the decision and decides whether to fry them or not. Or, place them in the path of a Twister, if it turns before striking them then they get life in prison. I've got a million of these and you can't call them cruel since it's possible to live through them. Tornados turn, storms end and it gives them a better chance than a lethal injection.

Only thing I ever wanted on abortion was a limit of at least 2-3. You got some females who are using it as a birth control pill which is exactly what it SHOULDN'T be used for cause if the doctor messes up and they are left unable to have a child after the fourth abortion, they sue. Mistakes happen, but the problem is lots of us were mistakes. How many of us can honestly say their parents planned out every detail on when to have us? And really, should any woman NEED more than 2 abortions in their lifetime? I mean, seriously. Of course, you have exceptions to the rule such as rape and incest in which case they can have the abortion even if they have already had 2 or it doesn't count as one of the two. Everything has limits, and this needs limits. I'm fine with abortion in a sense, but I've never been fine with married women having an abortion that never discuss it with their husband and then expect him to trust her when he finds out. That's just wrong on every level. I understand the "It's my body" but it's also his sperm and without it you aren't having the child. As for the death penalty....I think it should only be used for the most extreme offenders. Child murders, serial killers, bombers, serial rapists, and someone who plans to kill for profit. That's my thoughts. Nothing really extreme, I'm more a middle middle on most things. I can see both sides of the coin in these cases.

THE LACES WERE IN! THEY WERE IN! INNNNN!!!!! Interesting game, lots of fun. And as hard as Clinton made me laugh, I laugh harder knowing he doesn't understand almost anyone could rush for 1000 behind the Broncos line it seems.

Hold on Mike, people claim pot is not addictive? You are kidding right? I knew guys who went to work stoned just so they could make money to buy more weed to get stoned. And god forbid if they tried to go a week without it. It may not be addictive like the major ones, but it damn sure is addictive.

cause he's Old school? That's the best I could think of.

Acidville Take some and you'll see Pink Hippos and the elusive Pink Elephant.

Lots of Frisbee related deaths involved with weed. And carpentry deaths related from trying to turn everything into a bong. Not to mention all the people who choke to death on Cheetos while laughing during Spongebob Squarepants.

Wait, wait, WAIT Guns N Roses is alive and still together??? Really???

They could just have the HBK vs HHH feud end at Wrestlemania with HHH driving HBK into the mat but you run into the problem of doesn't that hurt Benoit since again he fails to win the title. Also, HBK in a ladder match??? A man with a bad back and a man who can barely lift his leg without pulling his groin in a ladder match?? COULD be good, but still doesn't make me want to order Mania.

Lots of Frisbee related deaths involved with weed.

You call yourself a liberatarian. All libertarian's I know are strong supporters of the 2nd amendment. He must be the Bill Maher type. Which is not an insult.

So what's mthe upside of endlessly belaboring the negative? Every report about this film so far has been awesome. Which none of us is denying. HOWEVER, while we all think and hope this will be an awesome film we don't have faith in the track record of WB. That's all we are saying. It's not negative, negative would be saying "WB WILL screw this up! IT'S DOOMED!" and I don't see anyone saying that. We are just saying it LOOKS like everything is going well but it's not done yet so we are waiting to make sure the WB stays out of it. I'm positive about the project, but I'm not positive about the studio behind it.

What kind of skirt? Are we talking a tasteful knee length number? Are we talking a plaid schoolgirl skirt? Are we talking upsettingly high mini? What kind of skirt? Cause the last two, no man should be allowed to wear ever.

Because Steve Harvey= Box office Hell if I know, the movie is nothing more than "Breakin" redone. I'll rent "Breakin" before I watch the remake. As Jay Sherman says: "If the movie is a remake of a classic, RENT the classic." I consider "Breakin" a classic of my time.