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I hung around and made jokes. I know nothing about the girl other than she is 17 which means "Ummm, no". I'm not that lonely yet or ever.

"Hey there little fella...you ok?" I liked it.

I've decided I'm just going to treat her or any other player, like a PGA player. I don't care if they are a 14 yr old boy, girl or even a dog with clubs. It's better to treat it, if you ask me, like she/he is just like any other player than treating them like a novelty act. She had a good round. But she is nine strokes out and if she wasn't 14 and female, I doubt we hear about her. I'd rather treat her like any other player and shrug my shoulders at her round. I already informed my editor I was not doing a story on this and I explained my reasoning to her. She was actually impressed and said she's glad to have a reporter like me since I don't seperate age or gender with my story. She is what she is, just another golfer.

Why is it I hear "women just want to be treated equal" but when a female goes out and shoots a 2 over par, it's turned into freakin parade day? If she wants to be treated equal, she had a solid first round and doesn't deserve a national story. I swear, women get treated like they are in the special olympics when they face off against the men. It turns into a big story for the most average of acts just because "they are a girl". I'm going to treat her equal and say "Eh, solid round but nothing to get excited about." Same with Annika, who I said "All of this and she didn't make the cut?" Wie is nine strokes out, she doesn't deserve a story just because she is a girl with a good short game. I'm treating her just like every other PGA player, she had an ok round.

You insensitive prick. If you were in a warzone and a little child was pointing a high powered military weapon at you, you'd probably shoot the poor thing insetad of trying to shoo it away by offering it candy! You CHILD HATER! No. I'd shoot the child in the foot, then offer some snicker-doodles... You'd shoot a child in the foot! YOU BASTARD! Children are sweet and innocent and do no wrong! Which is insanely different from the 80's when we were all stupid and troublemakers and could do no right. Man, stuff sure has changed. I also kinda remember when you turned 12 it was understood you knew right from wrong. Apparently, you don't know right from wrong until the age of 17 now. God, I missed the freakin revolution!

A real man would tie himself to a missile naked and had them launch him at the enemy yelling, "Take this bitches! WOOOOOO! WOOOOO!"

Was the US title "Beating your wife for DUMMIES", cause those are very popular. Did I mention I hate some humans even more now?

Humans like cars that move fast and crash, which is why NASCAR ratings will remain stable. As for the points system, I'm not sure how to feel about it. I'll wait for them to send me my BCS type manual and I'll go from there.

2003 Cubs 3 Marlins 1 Need I say more?

So, which one says "I will NOT be ignored"?

Well, one of the big rumors was Jason never really drowned but he did "die" so to speak. One of the things is he was just a sweet deformed boy till he was left to die in the lake. Somehow he lived but mentally he was dead. Mommy snapped because of this (best guess, the camp was closed after the death), and when mommy was killed...big boy Jason flipped out and started killing. The series is very confusing but it does give subtle hints as to what the hell was going on. I still can't figure out what the hell happened to Tommy though.

I hope Garcia stays but I just gotta wonder if his final throws in the Seattle game, added on with this won't end up hurting him. I think he's the better of the QB but I also think Rattay is a Pro Bowl QB sitting on the bench. With time, I think Tim could be one of the top QBs in the NFL.

You have to ask yourself what is worst then Having one of, if not you best match when you were knocked so far out of it you weren't really aware what you were doing. Or admitting that you were carried by RVD. That's the other big question.

Alright cool about the Box set. Now I'm glad I didn't buy the one Columbiahouse was selling. But didn't Tommy come back to kill Jason in Part 6? See, that is where the series started losing me Tommy slaps on the mask at the end of Part 5 but digs up Jason (huh???) in Part 6. So what the hell happened to Tommy???

Ah, gotcha. Ok, you may return to your regularly scheduled birthday wishes to the Canadian Edgehead.

I don't know if that was touching to watch, or very very sad. If a picture pops up we have to get a muzzle and oxygen mask for the screaming JSYK

That was your cat.

Remember, slow deep breaths...slow deep breaths.... Wait...or is it short fast breaths? Try the slow and if you die, we'll all know. Happy B-Day again young lady That wasn't an insult, I call everyone young lady. Hell, I call guys young lady and...and I just realized how incredible insane I just sounded so I'll shut up now.

If Shawn Michaels vs Benoit is with special guest ref The Hitman then.... Ah screw it, I'm still not paying 40 dollars for it.

There is-uh! No spoon-uh! There is only the game-uh! My god, he's going to hold down Keanu now! I get the feeling Blade will have no face quality left after his fight in Blade 3.

I think Rob needed to hit the 5 star to make the rib work really show any impact but maybe the injury to Randy forced them to switch up the plan. I'm praising both of them and I really do not like Orton at all. But with the additional knowledge, people are saying RVD must really suck if he only could carry a dizzy man to a *** match???

That is perfection. Ok, so what about the supporting characters? The nerdy guy especially? Dustin Diamond needs work.

Rob is the most experienced wrestler of the two, of course he was the freakin ring general. And if I'm reading this right, RVD literally had a match with a blind man and managed to make it a damn good match. Both of them deserve props and I'd like to see these two work together again. They have had two good matches with each other and a feud for the IC title with the face (RVD) winning and it would allow Randy to show off his ability in the ring would set him up for a run at the RAW title. I still think Randy is a piece of crap and I don't like him, but I give him and RVD props for that.

The DUI isn't the only reason he would lose his job, he'd lose it for being the older quarterback who this season blew the final game of the season vs Seattle. Owens, who I'm almost sure will be back, likes Rattay better and Tim has the stronger arm than Garcia. It's a shame cause I like Garcia but the Niners will use this as a way to dump him via trade or waiver.

But who would play "Dynamo". Not too many Opera singers these days... You could always use Meatloaf.