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Implants do not equal hotter. Example: Stephanie McMahon Lev...god, her name is really hard to say now. SML S&M Lover.... Yeah, that ruins my weekend.

Plus a guitar and a few bags of white powder. If I had to pick shell, I say it's going to be London. The guy looked like a bump machine in his match with Brock so unless it's the bump machines time to succeed, he's got problems. Hopefully neither though cause Smackdown needs the tag teams.

Not only do you have to factor in leg injuries but also, not many people can keep up with Rey when he goes full speed. You aren't going to see Malenko/Rey counter to counter to counter type matches with the WWE roster. The WWE HAS guys to make a decent cruiser divsion but they don't care cause they don't think they can build good storylines and "Americans don't like matches without storylines". I still say the downfall of WCW wasn't the finger poke of doom, it was the end of the cruiserweight division.

I don't think I'd mind Albert if he could wrestle and didn't look like he was double coated with Wesson Oil before coming out for his matches.

All heels should have to grow facial hair so we can keep track. And if they are going to make a heel turn, they have to bring a fake beard to the ring and put it on before the turn. And Linda Miles should have to shave her facial hair off. And Triple H should be required to save his head, put on 200 pounds and make Marlon Brando jokes.

What OJ thing? Did OJ do something? I don't watch much news.

Now we got the 2 Kliq BUTT buddies at the booking meetings??No wonder nobody can't get over on RAW besides these two wadgobblers. Well, I admit that Raw last week was better than usual. Of course, I noticed Goldberg is getting punked out easier these days and booked to look weaker than he should. Name any other champ that was made to make Henry look like a title threat if you can think of any. Chris Jericho

Oh, so they're going to rip off Ashton/Demi for a storyline? No That would have to be Paul London and Sable Guy with promising career dates a walking bag of plastic and somehow his career falls apart. Of course, Randy Orton and Terri would fit the Demi/Ashton line of thinking.

Freud would have hung himself with razor wire over the top rope.

PPV hasn't happened and already Bischoff looks bored. Horrible site design, the WWE website division must have taken a hard hit in terms of lay-offs lately.

But Shane?? Everyone knows the toughest McMahon kid is Stephanie.

Just congrats to both of them. .....I'll be outside waiting for the brimstone.

Never but I've taken alot of medication today so in my drug riddled mind it makes perfect sense. Plus I never said they WOULD do it, I was just looking for an added logic while in my pilled up state. If I wasn't on the pills I'd realize the WWE doesn't use earth logic.

Stephanie costing Taker actually MAKES sense though. He did try to kill her ass storyline wise when she was younger so I'm betting they can play off of that. Just make it she comes back to bury Taker, but doesn't give a damn about Vince and just plays him all the way to WM where she costs him a match with Foley. It makes sense...I don't like it cause it's too much McMahon but it makes sense.

Obviously the world title match for Smackdown will be Foley vs Vince. Like the Crippler will ever get a world title match at Wrestlemania. HHH vs Orton....yeah, that makes me want to spend 40-50 on a show. I'd rather watch A-train wrestle a giant Spongebob Squarepants than this. Taker vs Kane- So, Kane beats Shane and that means he's a threat to Taker? On what planet? And for this to work, doesn't that mean either Kane or Taker has to be traded to build the match? I guess it'll be Matt Hardy for Kane. I guess it could be decent since Taker does usually slip into another gear for mania. But you KNOW it'll be a gimmick match of some kind and it better not be HIAC cause these two against each other cannot do it. Goldberg vs Brock- Well, it could be good. But as a main event of Wrestlemania? That I'm not sure of yet.

So what? Matt goes to RAW and Shannon gets fired? What happens to poor moron Shannon? Oh, and is anyone REALLY shocked to hear Stephanie will join Vince? I mean really?

I'd call them Huggies Pull-Ups.

Rob doesn't have the fat stupid woman market cornered like drug boy does. If he did the WWE would have fired him months ago.

And does the WWE really WANT people believing there are two brands? Hell no, cause some fans would only watch one of the brands and the ratings would tank. Quit the bull, leave the magazines alone. Plus, does anyone really want 20 or 30 stories on Orlando Jordan??? I swear this company is being run by a monkey with a typewriter.

Mark Henry has bent over backwards in the WWE about 8000 times. He does any angle, he goes along with any rib, and he worked his ass off literally only to have the WWE tell him they wanted him to regain the weight so they could complain he didn't lose weight. It wasn't Mark's fault the WWE gave him a huge contract and horrible angle after horrible angle. And the one angle he was over in (the D'Lo/Henry team) got scrapped for more comedy bits. Mark is trapped, he knows the wrestlers hate him for the money he makes so he goes along with any rib. Why? Because he knows he better not say anything cause no one seems to like him anyway in the WWE and suddenly he'd be labeled a "bad influence". Flair is a dickhead to do this. I respect Flair for his wrestling but this was bull to do to this guy. Yeah, clap clap to Ric for going after one of the obvious team players in the WWE. Mark needs to quit letting himself get pushed around and slug Flair right in the face for this.

Hulk Hogan was stuck in a non-sense gimmick as a masked idiot that everyone knew who it was. It was a stupid angle and screamed 1988 for crap sake. Hogan jobbed to quite a few people his last run and I really am not a fan of Hogan. But this "the guy sucks so he must always be wrong" thing is getting out of hand. I'd rather see Hogan than dead weight losers like Randy Orton and Maven.

So now the WWE has TWO vanilla magazines only now they are special cause they cover seperate brands. Great....wonderful.... Who do I call about cancelling my RAW subscription?

Man, Scott Hall is the Jose Canseco of wrestling. Great potential and just flushed it down the toilet. Hall, Nash and Heenan. Now that would make me watch RAW.

I didn't know of his work but I knew of him. That's a shame. Also, I hate saying this but....Jeff Hardy.

Is Scott doing anything besides prison and drinking?