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Ah, the infamous "Getting Lucky" song sequence. Yeah, yeah that scene was a little odd placed in a kids cartoon. That scene may have lead to a rise in furry love in the states.

Wasn't a running joke or storyline in that movie that Theodore wanted to get something to eat but every time he was about to, someone would chase them or the female chipmunks would show up forcing them to leave? I sorta remember that.

Isn't Flair still going because he's up to his ass in alimony and back taxes owed to the government?

Do they rap now? Or are they all convinced they are that idiot Pete Wentz?

Sid. He cuts promos just like motherfucking Sid. Same weird combination of screaming & ranting, and creepy (but hard to hear) whispering. Plus generic maniacal villain laughter. So the first live TNA impact "Ah shit, can we do that again?"

Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen. Academy award winning actor Gig Young murdered his wife Kim Schmidt and then killed himself soon after. But that was back in the 70s, not really recent. And the only reason I even remember him is I just recently saw "They Shoot Horses, don't they?" ETA: I typed all of that out and forgot to put in his name. Damn.

Finally, we have a complete picture of how it all went down.

The new President could come in, launch missiles at a penguin preserve just because they don't trust those bird bastards and we'll all just go, "Well, least they aren't George Bush." This piece of shit has set the bar so low that as a country, we're fucked in the future. It's only going to go downhill from here since neither party has shown for 5 seconds that they give a flying fuck about the American people. But that's ok, we show we don't give a fuck about ourselves every election when we go with the "lesser of two evils" and pretend no other options exist. Fucking George Bush has made sure apathy and complete hopelessness has gripped what was left of the voting public. Just fucking great. In his last four years, he managed to kill everything that was left. The least he could have done is come out and give us all the middle finger and told us to go fuck our mothers.

I'm not calling it a burial, not that part. I'm saying he was made to look like an idiot. The match later just made it even worse cause it made him look like a moron on the mic AND in the ring. If he had accomplished something, anything last night then maybe you can walk away saying he had something going for him. Instead Kennedy's night was stand there and be made look like a twit to the lamest jokes in a long time lose a match to Super frickin Crazy, who a lot of a people probably didn't even know was still on RAW then to cap the night, sells Cena's punches like bullets to the head before rolling out of the ring. That is a bad night. A really bad night. A burial? Not really. If they do it again next week? Oh boy.

I think the only reason you might be able to call it one is Kennedy just stood there and took it. He allowed the lame jokes, his comebacks didn't happen over the mic and he just got made like a complete idiot the whole show. If the guy isn't ready to go, then don't send him out there in matches and let him get a few lines in. I WAS eagerly anticipating a Kennedy/Cena feud but not after THAT exchange. I was excited to see them in the ring and I thought they would finally lay the ground work. Instead it was the Cena bad joke hour with Kennedy as the punchline. That promo exchange did nothing but hurt both of them. Cena was unfunny (not one of his jokes was chuckle and whoever wrote them needs to be fired) and Kennedy didn't say a god damn thing about it. It was stupid on all levels. That whole segment was about 1000 steps back for Kennedy and the 100 back for Cena.

Let's see here. They own Fueltv, which is described as an action sports network and I have never heard of it. There is Fox Reality but that doesn't seem to make much sense not to mention it has terrible coverage. And of course FX, which we all know of and TNA could be allowed to get away with near murder but ratings expectations would be extreme. Other than that, I got nothing. ETA: Fuel TV is apparently unavailable on Dish so I REALLY hope that it isn't going there. Hell, the channel is basically a non-existant blip on the television radar screen. TNA would be committing a HUGE mistake if that is the channel that Fox is offering up.

With the DEA investigating him, I wonder if they were tailing him. If they were, that would explain a great deal of the paranoia Benoit might have had. Maybe he wasn't imagining people following him after all.

The Chicago Bears have released a statement: "Oops."

Well, TNA did have a commercial during "The Loop" last night so I guess it's pretty much a done deal. It just scares the living hell out of me. They JUST started to get some kind of established audience on Spike. I guess if this deals gives them more promotion and more television time then it could work but it feels like a beyond huge risk.

The recent word on Matt Hardy is that they were going to build him up as sort of an upper-card person where he beats all the mid-carders, but loses to all the main eventers. That really sounds like the stupidest plan in the world. So he'll be the upper card person that everyone knows will fail miserably when against real tough competition? So what the heck is the point of it? It's not even really a push then since all he will become is king of the losers.

Seriously, are you stunned by this? Most Vince angles are only designed to get over one person, and that's Vince.

The only way this Cena run will end up being complete crap is if the guy who beats him clean for the belt is a guy who didn't need the amount of rub a win over Cena would be worth now. If say HHH or HBK take him down, then what was the point of all of this? To build them up even MORE than the superstar main event status they already are? Right now I can only think of one man I want to see take out John Cena and that is Mr. Kennedy. If they can start a feud between the two of them, I think it would be one of the greatest programs in a long while. Two very good talkers, both are passable in the ring and the springboard off Cena would build Kennedy into an instant superstar. As long as they don't waste the win over Cena on someone who doesn't need it, I am perfectly fine with Cena. He was stale for quite some time but now he seems to have found a comfortable balance between just shouting gay jokes and catchphrases to being a guy who does that on occasion but for the most part he just wants to fight.

They could just go with the injury and return as his twin brother out for revenge deal. I know it's incredibly lame without question but it's about the only way out of it now.

You can also take it to mean he had become paranoid that Nancy and Daniel were part of the people out to get him. Which would suggest a state of insanity where he might have truly believe killing them was a self defense action. It all comes down to how paranoid he had become. Either he removed them as an early sign he was going to kill them, because Nancy was leaving him or because he thought Nancy and Daniel were going to try and kill him. Take your pick, any of them could be right.

So Indiana Jones' son is going to be a gay James Dean? Who could have possibly thought that hair was a good idea.

I think it's just going to be really tight but it seems like more of the focus is on Scotland at the moment.

Sid needs to return and they need to start holding charity softball games again. That'll be good press for the company and a small way of giving back in a fun matter. Maybe take a RAW off to hold the game live on USA, give the guys a break. It could be like an All-Star week! The entire roster could play and it could be the ultimate of comedy events. Use Smackdown for something that week like a special on WWE wrestlers visiting sick kids at the many children's hospitals or something. Hold it during the summer when the CW honestly could give a crap less. It's a way to give the whole roster a sorta break and we can all thank Sid. It's BRILLIANT! Sure the company loses a week of business like house shows but it gives them a week off. ECW could just be a best of edition and everyone is happier. It's the ultimate in moral boasts.

FINALLY! A show where Optimus Prime will get to have big huge googly eyes and a wide open expression after being stunned!

You could just steal it and crop it down to size, make it look like it was shot with a 35mm auto on a tight focus.

Umm, so what do we do if they are trying to kill us? Reason with them? Ask them to politely stop trying to kill us? Offer a ransom in exchange for our life?