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Well if it's the ROTLD ones then we are all kinds of screwed. Those suckers refused to stay down! Romero's would cause massive damage in the US when the lot of us who are arrogant think, "Ha ha, they are slow, this is nothing" and start getting cornered and shredded. DOTD remake zombies just confirm you ARE dead no matter what you do so you might as well swallow the gun barrel. Let's go with the Shaun of the Dead zombies. Much like the Romero ones but you can pretend to be a zombie to fake them out. I just find the whole predicting 20 plus years into the future to usually be a horrible idea. We don't know how technology will advance, we don't know if any major world wars will break out and we don't know how the government views on Global Warming and such will change. If you are going to include a future where there is no advance in technology and no wars then you might as well come up with a prediction that involves radiation rising zombies from fallen space probes. Or military chemical warfare gone wrong that unleashes a mutation gas into the sky.

Hot Fuzz gets the same low screen number as ATHF did and still cleans up nicely with 7,000 a screen. I have no idea why that movie didn't get a higher screen number, it looked fantastic and even my dad wanted to go see it and he hates the movie theater. The real positive is Red Line continues to bomb out. 26 million to make a Fast and the Furious meets Cannonball run movie with Eddie Griffin and it's only made 5.6 million while plummeting.

First sweep of the Blue Jays by the Orioles in 13 years. That is one heck of a long streak to avoid being swept and being unable to sweep a team. And the Orioles are doing it with mostly doubles and singles to get guys home. I like they aren't just slugging the ball out of the park for runs but depending more on timely hitting, speed, pitching and defense. Jays still scare the hell out of me though cause once they get healthy, they are going to be one dangerous team.

I liked Blade 3 for FINALLY making Dracula into a Warrior like being instead of some fancy pants little pussy in a tux with make-up on. Plus it had Jessica Biel in tight pants and shirt, which is always a joy to watch. Not to mention Triple H and Ryan Reynolds dueling comedy lines.

It's not like Carlos Lee was a homegrown Brewers talent who had been with the franchise forever. He was there for a season and a half, not exactly Mr. Established Star for the club. The only guy right now who I couldn't see them booing if he left is Ben Sheets as long as he didn't bash the franchise before his exit. White Sox fans would have had less reason to boo Lee than a Brewer fanbase that barely knew the guy.

Yeah right, a tidal wave will strike just as the Cubs are about to make the last out to win it. It'll be the ultimate final cruel joke. I want to know when the zombies rise up to kill off half the populace? Does it happen on a Tuesday?

The Orioles revamped bullpen has looked exactly that to open the season. Getting out of jams, keeping the score the same to give the offense time to get going and just doing everything last year's bullpen was completely incapable of doing. Other than the one game against the Yankees, they have looked very good to open the season. Loewen still walked too many but his development on the fly is doing ok. He's looked decent so far but he's really got to get better command out there cause eventually those walks are going to get him killed. And best of all for the Birds, Corey Patterson did NOT strike out wearing the #42 in Tribute of Jackie. He actually had a decent game with two singles and an RBI. Not bad, not bad at all. Now if the damn Cubs could get rolling, I'd actually have a positive opening of the season for my favorites.

Should I be worried? My ten year-old thinks the show is hilarious, but I haven't done the responsible parent thing and screened the show. I figured, if it was on Nickelodeon, it has to be kid-friendly... Am I mistaken? I haven't seen anything horrible other than the title and trying to turn two 10 year old kids into sex symbols or something. Other than that, it seemed moderately ok. It's not Degrassi: The Next Generation, just the show creeps me out when I see 2 minutes of it. I don't think they'll learn anything harmful from it though so you are probably ok.

I think there were more but I only remember those because the names were pretty damn cool. I just checked Wiki and the teams I missed were the Birmingham Barracudas, the San Antonio Texans and the Shreveport Pirates. Can't believe I forgot about the Texans but obviously they could not be used since the NFL now has that one locked down.

do you have kids? Oh, here we go... oops? Yeah, you just want to walk away Lushus. Just walk away. Nothing good can come of you even asking that question so just walk away and pretend like you didn't say it.

Hot Fuzz was NOT released into theaters near me. Instead they elected to bring in "Slow Burn", "Amazing Grace" and "In the land of Women". So apparently, this is going to be very much like a ATHF situation where I will not be able to see the film until its DVD release. Figures.

They would have been better off acquiring the rights to the damn CFL and let us go 110 YARDS OF ACTION! Cause that seriously sounds more interesting than this idea. I'd be all over a game that let me play as the Toronto Argonauts. Hell, they could have included a create a franchise to give the CFL 10 teams and I'd have jumped all over it. Price tag be damned! Heck go a step further and add the Baltimore Stallions, the Sacarmento Gold Miners, the Las Vegas Posse and the ever awesome Memphis Mad Dogs! CFL needs some love dammit.

After looking at Mecca's sig, I just realized that none of the women on ECW can move their nice bodies in any kind of sexually appealing manner. Those have to be the most awkward movements I've seen since Kelly Kelly did her first striptease on the debut show.

God apparently thinks everyone outside of that church is gay. And no, I'll never be surprised by Fred anymore. I just know when the bikers,who were in town for bike week in Ocean City, showed up to protect one of our local soldier funerals, his church changed their plans real fast.

Alec Baldwin may be one of the greatest assholes in movie history. His speeches are always hilarious gold. I'm actually pleased to see he even delivers his speeches in real life situations. It's getting to the point where I think one should be honored to be insulted by Alec Baldwin because the man can fire some insults.

That was a nice win for the Birds. Nice to see them not roll over and die in a game like they did so many times last year.

Randy Orton needs his own sitcom or VH1 drama about his life. Something tells me it would be great crash television just seeing how he acts in everyday life.

The Naked Brothers Band show is not only creepy with its title but its creepy in general. They had commercials for it with the songs and its just weird and worrisome.

A slump? He'll have an 0-for-4 day in May, and it will start again. No, he cannot be a Cub. I'd cry. So would Cub fans, because he'd start the season like 1 for 23 with 10 strikeouts and everyone would be wondering what the hell is wrong with him. The answer will be simple: He signed with the Chicago Cubs. Let A-Rod go 0-3 in one game against the Red Sox and they'll turn on him and say he can't do it in the big situations against tough competition again. All he has done to start this season is good enough for maybe MAYBE one 1 for 4 game.

They'll be breaking the law if they do. Funny how that fact seems to be getting lost in all of this. That reason right there is EXACTLY the reason I was against this stupid law. Even if it means both will die, it doesn't matter. I mean what the hell is that crazed mess? This is the problem with every abortion law, it's got to be all or nothing. If that exception was in there and it could be proven the woman would die and the doctor had no choice, it's not giving abortion doctors any ground to perform partial birth abortions since it would STILL have guidelines and damn punishment if they didn't follow the law. I'm fine with the partial if the exception is there, but it's not. This law is a waiting disaster of women dying because doctors couldn't remove the child when giving no other options since they would go to prison if they do.

Sounds like he wanted to die and forever be remembered. Mission horribly well accomplished.

The Royals won today, putting the Phillies as the worst early record in baseball. They really need that rotation to get going or Manuel will be gone before the midseason point. If this Lieber thing doesn't work out, I cannot see him surviving past the All Star break.

I just listened to a whole CD of QUEEN covers. There is nothing on this planet worse than Gavin DeGraw trying to re-imagine and sing "We are the Champions". Not even Joss Stone covering "Under Pressure".

May have been the best advertising in the history of TNA and they probably had nothing to do with it. TNA WRESTLING: When pissed off cripples can't solve medical mysteries, we can.

In big trouble. Umaga hasn't gotten the upper hand on Lashley by himself once that I can recall. They need to let Umaga get big time one on one revenge next week to fix what has been done to him. And I'm with HTQ and Lushus, that first part of the match made Umaga look really bad since he was really selling his ass off for a "fan". He should NOT have needed a no holds barred match to be able to take out a fan. The three chairshots look good if you ignore the rest of what happened.