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Technically no. It's Ra, damnit! It's Awesome Kong's handler.

Upnext: Awesome Kong & Ra...Rashi....Cheerleader Melissa under a vail and using a accent vs Gail Kim & ODB.

Super Eric and Kaz won the Handcuff match.

Was that a top rope chokeslam?

Ouch. That sucks for Rave.

So you would think Kaz would directly attack RelliK and Black Regin so Eric Young can get in the ring...but Kaz doesn't and waits for Eric Young to walk away before attacking. Smart. MCM and Big Poppa Pump are now handcuffed.

Hernandez needs a freaking sombaro!

BG James wins after school boy'ing Kip James after Kip went for a sweet splash music. After the match, Kip clothesline BG and ummm turns on him again? And Kurt mentions WWE, yes by name.

It's offical, BG James has the worst music ever. Match 3: BG James vs Kip James.

Results so far: Match 1: Escape Match for the X Divison Title Winner: Jay Lethal Match 2: Queen of the cage match Winner: Roxxi Labo (I have no idea how to spell her last name) Kip James is a tiger!

Roxxi beat Love with the Voodoo drop and becomes the #1 contender for the Women's title. I like the Voodoo drop.

So here's how the Queen of the cage works. Everyone starts outside the cage. The first two women in the cage will have a singles match and the winner will become the #1 contneder. Angelina Love is the first woman in. Roxxi is the second woman in.

So are Love and Sky hookers?

Boy, Frank Trigg should never be interviewed again. Match 2: Queen of the cage. Christy Hemme is still fucking hot as hell.

Lethal wins and keeps the title. Devine taped Lethal to top rope. Dutt (who stayed outside the ring) blocked Devine from leaving the cage and while Devine decided to climb over the cage, Dutt handed a excato knife to Lethal who cut himself free and dove though ropes to the outside after the door was open. Good, hot match.

Curryman is out after Devine hit a tiger piledriver on Curryman. Curryman was going to get rid of Lethal, but Devine broke it up and took out Curryman...damnit.

Creed out after curry drop!

That was a nice shooting star from devine. Lots of air. Curryman is on top the cage! Edit: nevermind, Curryman comes off with a front flip...Don West calls it a Moonsault.

Sharkboy got elimated by Creed...Fans aren't happy.

Sonjay Dutt is elimated after Devine school boy'd him.

Alright for those who aren't watching the pay per view, i'll try to give up to date results as we go. Match 1: X title Escape match.

Jesus Christ who told Don West it was ok to wear that tie!?

I'm not gonna lie, being in a steel cage is one of most frighting things I've ever done in wrestling.

So if Joe does win the title, are you going to be dissapointed that you didn't buy it? Boy that FBI warning came up quickly.

Is TNA starting to use the "You walked in and shot straight to the main event!" thing? I just noticed it was mentioned during the Joe/Angle package and the Booker T/Roode package.