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Shit, busted! I know a lot of people have gone to the Inc school of facetious exclamation marks and the quick second-post punchline (myself included), but SJK seems to have done that a lot these last few months, including earlier in this very thread, but if you insist, I'll just have to find another reason to bust his balls

No

That's my bit: SJK = Inc Jr, and Kotz is still a fucking queer

HBST joined SJK in his regular meditations on The Bible of Incandenza, so apparently he must've been okay

Fuck them anyway

I've been to Toronto. It's about as American as Canada could be 75% of the Canadian populace lives within 100 miles of the American border, so really every major population center is American as Canada can be Except Montreal. Fuck them.

Whistlestop Sporkbuster

I d/led 200 Motels, listened to a little bit of it, then deleted it

CHEST MANMUSCLE

How's this coming along, anyways?

Okay, so we have five days until the national title game, with two very meaningless filler bowl games between the last BCS game and the title game... who thought this was a good idea, again? Not to mention not having the title game on a Friday, when most viewers wouldn't have to worry about pesky things like work/school the next day.

Looks like ND is aiming for nine in a row now

Car drives 15 stories off a parking garage and now would be a good time for accident forgiveness?! More like now would be a good time for life insurance

I wanna see how many posts teke can run up in a row

I wasn't around for that

I notice until now that the big sponsor changed from Nokia to Allstate

Kansas is also devoid of the cow-rapists that grace snuffy's homeland

No, we are totally devoid of aqautic life here in the Sunflower State

I hope that bait tasted good, fellas

He really is the Larry Brown of football

I don't know if he wormed out of it, but I remember his departure from Michigan State to LSU as less than amicable

I didn't realize that NOVEMBER 23 was such an important date

Unless you're justsoyouknow, but I haven't seen any bizarre Kotz worship or unwarranted flying-off-the-handle episodes. I liked that modern man's hustle

It smells funny

At the same time, it sounds like an attempt to absolve the defense from any blame if they fail to prevent the first offense from scoring, which is ridiculous "You can't blame us! Our offense didn't even take the field!" If the proportion was 80-20 or 70-30, then I'd sound the alarm, but that's still half (possibly less) the time that the other offense does get their chance on the field.