Slayer

Aside from not wanting to see the Packers in the playoffs because they're the fucking Packers, I want to preserve Brett Favre's last playoff game as the loss to Minnesota at Lambeau... though I can't say I'd object to him making the playoffs if it results in the same sodomizing sendoff that Dan Marino got.

Hah, you've never amused me

Contribution to your next thread You three are going to jerk each other off during my next thread? I suppose that would be a bit tame for one of your threads, wouldn't it That is, of course, ignoring the question of how exactly one draws the connection between an agreement of opinions and masturbating in a geometric shape.

Contribution to your next thread

Next, Banky will play the role of "Disgruntled Minority #2"

I must've imagined that whole UGS v. TSM incident

Though this last year I've managed to avoid watching the station when there isn't an actual game airing

I'd hate to have seen the men's room at your Starbucks then

I thought I'd seen him rattle off a list of four or five different teams he considered his "favorite", which became a(nother) source of derision in these threads

You know, if you offered to join, I bet you they would have stopped Oh come on, it's worked in every porn I've ever seen

You did the right thing

Yet SLAYER won that poster tournament? Lame. I hate you Slayer. I thought I did pretty well in this thread with these two posts, although this one was my personal favorite Anyways, there's no need to get all hateful just because you're older than Mike yet no less (if not even more) of a complete fucking tool

Personally I wish they'd loosen up on the "Oh, you better not start talkin' trash in our sports folder!" bit. I know it probably stems from the old nikLoss philosophy of "flaming/trash-talking distracts from serious [sports] discussion," but trash-talking is right at the very heart of sports discussion and, to me, is part of the fun. Actually I could apply that to a lot of places on the board... except the CE Folder, which nothing can elevate from its perennial position as the sewer of the board.

Remember when Mole was still anonymous and nearly everyone was hailing him as the great board savior? I bet he cherishes those memories now Shit, if only I could go back to the beginning of this year and put "Mole's Short Lived Popularity as TSM's Anonymous Admin" as the Best Bet on my Death Pool list that I never composed... I would've gotten some points

Oh shit, I missed that conference!

I gotta see this

He's been reading from The Book of Incandenza for the last few months

58 No, wait... 59

I remember hearing about 10 seconds of it on some cellular company commercial (forgot which provider) where a guy walks up to his friend (you, in first-person) and says "Man, you have got to hear this new Fergie song!" as he puts the headphones on you and you hear this awful mess with awful "I'm the F to the E to the R-G-I-E" and oh man... if my friend did that to me I'd have to hit him.

"I want my kidney back"

I'll never forgive him for bringing down my GPA

I wonder if he thought this was No Holds Barred where anything goes

You stupid Cuban!