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It's good to know SJK absorbed all of HBST's 8th-gen sublinimal animal tendencies after his untimely banning

The RAM behind the man

True enough but it seems every year there has been a clear #1 in the BCS and the whole debate has been over who gets to play them, whichever team does get sent jobs and the team everyone knew was the best ends up that way (see 1998, 2000, 2001). Okay, the last two I agree with, but 1998? Between Tennessee in '98 and OSU in '02, I dunno who was the luckiest national champion of the BCS-era.

Hilariously, I believe they mentioned on MNF that the NFL only allows coaches to wear the suits twice a year. Or was that just a poorly played Kornheiser joke? Remember, this is the NFL you're talking about

Let's not fall into a trap of "everyone is playing for the right to lose to Ohio State", given the string of WTF champions we've had in all the major sports the last few years

Hey, the sooner you guys stop arguing about first grade math, the sooner you can go back to deriding the MVP voting

"And that's how I got my job with the Justice Department"

What is Dave Mustaine is fucking your girlfriend?

Who would make the playoffs instead? Dallas in the division spot, Carolina and San Francisco as the wild cards? They'll get by. You don't really think any other team besides the "winner" is coming out of the West, do you?

Dama was perfectly capable of expressing his anger without caps

The USC fanboys here are getting more and more Dama-like and delusional by the day. Oh, the irony

I agree, they definitely seem more like winter films than summer. Maybe it's because the first two came out in November, and when PoA came out in a July, it just didn't feel right at all to me. EDIT: That and the events in the film tend to take place in fall/winter

This was your first mistake

It'd be rude not to

1996, one-loss Florida and unbeaten Florida State (who gave Florida that loss) met in what became the de-facto national title game after Ohio State beat previously-unbeaten Arizona State in the Rose Bowl. Florida won and was voted champs by both polls, so, yes such logic does apply.

OSU FOR THE GOOD OF THE CONFERENCE I would say I miss John Cooper, but it seems like Lloyd has taken over his role rather nicely

Christmas Chaps? MY ASS! No, money down!

With matching skirt, of course

Okay, I finally got to "Hangar 18" (I've been busy) and this is inexcusable. In GH1 they had a guy who did a pretty damn good Mustain for SoD, and they don't fucking bother to bring him back. I have a feeling I may not get GH3 at this rate, if the cover quality is just gonna go downhill from here

He's not gonna let the D Congress get him down!

The little bushman did not know what to make of the internet wrestling message board

Famous for Stakeburgers!

You lived a conservative childhood

Whew, I'm glad we got this pressing issue resolved

"What's brown and sticky?"