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Ya got me

Fucking awesome

Welcome back to Who-ville, Seattle!

Arizona can't beat teams with zeros in their records

That's what he gets for taking advice from Emmitt

I'm sure iggy has carefully researched the line and over/under to ensure that he loses no more than 1/3 of his testicle

Even though they're a division rival, I have a soft spot for the Lions and wouldn't want to see that happen to them. Let it happen to the Cardinals, it's beyond fitting.

Dammit, that means another year to wait and see if someone can pull the 0-16

Seattle fumbles into the endzone and Minnesota grabs it for a TD

Even though this is Italy? If you leave the Bronx, I'll give you Fudgicles I have to rely on the radio for my Vikings fix, as fulfilling AwShucks weekly TV time is apparently more important here.

I love Michigan, but I'm scratching my head about the "be very shook" And I believe they have a very good shot.

HotbutterSpoontoaster is just some poster. He is not anything we have to worry about. From the bottom of my heart I only hope we can move beyond all this petty fighting, as the feuding we all do will only carry with us to our grave, and that's just not a good thing

Touch Joe Buck's throat? I'd probably punch him in the throat. There's always writing, Joe!

Ohhhhh.. fuck

The Wichita newspaper's big sports columnist is a Cardinals fan, and an insufferable jackass. His love for the Cardinals only exacerbates my pre-existing hatred for the team.

oof, crushed

Reyes has a pair of 19th-century legs on him

But then we don't get Phil Garner's "Adventures in Lineups"

But do they know it's the World Series?

Man, were people really still wearing those kinds of clothes in 1990? Shit. As for JCVD, his whole filmography for me begins and ends with Bloodsport. There are no other movies for him.

Holy crap, what movie is that from

He'll weigh down their g-strings with all those loonies

Good. Fuck a bunch of FSU

And Washington follows up by letting Cal run in on the first play of OT

Watching that again, that's about a .7 on the Nebraska kicked-ball scale