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Does that mean Haley calls out his co-stars when he gives a bad performance?

Fire Joe Buck and I'll be forever in your debt

No it isn't With the exception of '01, when they were the WC, and this year, every year they've gone to the postseason, they've won anywhere from 95 to 105 games, only to fall to a WC team each time. Hopefully the latter pattern continues this year. I don't want to see the Cardinals win a WS.

Just saw the game footage on SC. Awesome catch by Chavez, for sure, but it looks like "Struck out looking" is the new "Walked in the winning run"

ZPZ concert was tonight in KC. First concert I've been to in about five years. Fucking awesome, especially seeing Vai play live. Bozzio was a sight too. I'll write something a little more detailed tomorrow

Heard the result on the radio as I was driving out of the concert... Goddammit. You know what you need to do, Detroit

Throat slicing > All leg-snappings combined

It looks like Axl's face photoshopped onto Ali G

That Theisman football book has to be at least 2000 pages.

Where's the part about how Fat Kane SUCKS BALLS SUCKS BALLS SUCKS BALLS nakedmideon rules the known universe and lives in San Diego

That's like saying "shit, I'm gonna miss my Hungry Man because I'm going out for steak. With blowjobs." Or like saying "shit, Czech's gonna miss (event) due to the Zappa con..." Wait, nevermind

Shit, I'm gonna miss Game 7 tonight due to the Zappa concert.

You should, it's how people get "cool" around here. Help me out.

I'm not a Mets fan, so I can say whatever I want Yeah!

I wanted to be a teacher too, and in fact I actually enjoyed teaching, however I only wanted to teach at the ju-co or college level (fuck a bunch of teens) and therefore needed at least a masters, and a couple of semesters of grad level math just made me say "fuck this"

That was uncalled for

Hey, remember when Banky did something inconsequential?

Only furthering the irony

Well, this thread was started in Feb '02... looking at the ep guide, that was at the end of the fifth season, well after the show had gone downhill

That's just hearsay

Don't forget the rivers made of chocolate

I imagine he's talking about this post from above, which would be ironic since it seems your own injection of humor got flushed

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