Slayer

You could always get a degree in economics

It's a tough call.

I'm more of a lead pipe man

Loser gets CWM

That is, quite possibly, one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my time here.

After that, I'm challenging snuffy to a game of Monopoly

I'd think that would've been the split title of '03, as split titles was one of, if not the biggest, major reasons for the inception of the BCS Your scenario would be pretty bad too, though

I would so beat your ass at Hungry Hungry Hippos, mofo

I remember those days of playing GTA3/VC with my friends and never actually doing anything besides causing havoc, killing people and blowing shit up. Oh yeah, we played the game too.

Don't pair 909 up with Cheesy, that's just cruel

You're Irish? That explains why you look like Bono

One and one is eleven Two and two is twenty-two Won't somebody kindly tell me What the gubment's tryin' to do

f ‾¹(Edwin) = Slayer

Corey can jam out to LoG, as well as A7X, on the new Guitar Hero!

No you don't

This thread needs some math

The only thing I learned is that James Joyce is apparently the greatest author in the history of everything

I see him reading this thread, he's cracking his knuckles as I type

Oh, Corey's gonna fite you now

Was he the one with the neon-hands on his ass?

BTW, I know you guys are reading all these works for fun (I think), but school totally sapped any enjoyment of fictional reading for me

It was no Malice at the Palace!

This thread only further reminds me of my hatred for my lit classes... making me think of all those stupid questions about interpreting the world of some guy (or girl) that I had to waste my time on "What was the significance and metaphoric symbolism of the bible on the nightstand of Herman Melville's Billy Bob and Me. Even if you can answer this question in a sentence or two, we demand you expand on this for 2-3 pages." And it turns out every symbolism in any lit work I had to read for those classes represented God. It was always about God. Except when God was actually involved, in which case, he represented man. Give me my numbers anyday.

Did Tommy Lasorda break into SJK's account? "Watch the postseason! And don't kill yourself!"

You hear that? Tenure = Ban immunity