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Since I've never seen Mr. Show at all, and I remember reading the Hack FAQ many many years ago, any time I hear that "slap the dicks out of your mouth" line, I think of the FAQ

done and done Good call

So... three months to the next CGI Talking Animal movie?

"do i give u a woody"

Does Woody flirt with young boys using his dry erase board?

More like Smellonies!

More like Kyle Farnsworthless! Amiright

I remember that meltdown, I remember watching it, but I'll be damned if I can remember the circumstances... Last year's game between MSU and Ohio State when MSU was up 17-7 right before the half and went for a FG, but OSU blocked it and returned it for a TD. That was his rant to the sideline reporter before heading into the locker room.

Next, Supes will tell us about how black people act in a particular way, while white people act in an entirely different way

It's Downhome though, so the hyperbole isn't unexpected

Hey jwest, are you ready to carry this thread?

"WE SHOULD'VE BEEN IN THE BALL GAME AND THE DAMN COACHES ARE SCREWING IT UP"

Why do all of your hateful intra-metal feelings deal with some form of emasculation

Someone needs to educate James Labrie about consonants

This Cards team definitely doesn't look like the same one that tore through the NL West winners in the previous two years.

This is pretty much going to be like last year, where the thread barely hit five pages... although we have a Cards fan here now, maybe he can fill it up

The Padres are the kid on the milk carton that no one wants to find

So, really, how did you find your way up there?

I remember him originally being from somewhere in Washington state, but somehow I missed the story of how he went near Anchorage to become a doctor dealing with the eccentric characters of a small Alaskan town

Yeah, but that's like two in the afternoon for you

Does it really offend (not)TheDon that much that people (who aren't AL East rival fans) hate the Yankees so much? Even if I wasn't a Sox fan I'd still hate them for their super-conservative clean-cut pretty-boy-ness

So he became Anthony LaPaglia?

Why do I need that as an excuse (see: any given day in Boardum)

Just another day for Paul