Slayer

And Hummers. Lots and lots of Hummers. Okay, but what kind of vehicle should we buy

Slurp

Bloody fucking hell

He's the "Wings" of message-boarding

Mike's like the estranged dad who does pay child support but only shows up every six months or so to go "hey..." before disappearing again

I still wonder why Dames thought this was a good guy to hand the reins

I hope you can hold your spunk until Jingus comes down from his latest binge

Well, it's not like Mike's done anything for this forum as is, so why start now

We did ban him, and this became a happy place. We had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles. Now we're back in Molasses Swamp. WE ARE NOT IN MOLASSES SWAMP

How appropos

We did ban him, and this became a happy place. We had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.

He's just gonna come back madder than ever

The Pit has me, so at least you're guaranteed some quality

I wonder if WP spat or swallowed

State of Michigan to South Bend: "Fuck you."

More like three days.

Hey, late 2001... or mid-2002... or late-2003... or last year...

Hey Mike, eat a bowlful of dicks

Found in the same search for the previous link They didn't quite Padre it up, but they did pull off the latter.

I tried telling him that earlier this year, but he still wasn't convinced

I hate to explain jokes, but Gubment cheese was excess cheese given to welfare folk during the Reagan administration and tended to give people diarrhea. Clemens tended to leave franchises not unlike diarrhea... plus he was pretty good at fucking them in the ass. Cheech13's post was good at documenting this.

I'm late, but Gubment cheese, which, much like Clemens, leaves a bad taste in your mouth on the way in and a sore ass on the way out.

Hey Andy, Matt Young tried pulling that bit once Do you really want to be like Matt Young

As long as you're around

Do you have any more pictures of you in your underwear?