Slayer

Logic has no place in incest jokes

I dunno, considering how License Plate turned out, the kid has nowhere to go but up

Go figure one of the worst songs they've ever done is the one to chart... NPFTD for me is a big black hole in their discography. I like to pretend their work jumps straight from SSOASS to FOTD. And before anyone says anything, even VXI had "Futureal"

While driving through western Kansas I passed a Dairy Queen with the following letterboard

We laugh because EHME is different EHME laughs because we're all the same

Philly built a statue of a fictional character because that's all they have going for them

This is a random bit of player gush

Hey, viva likes the Astros' most notable players

Hey, how about that new millenium

"Hey, we don't like your given Asian names... take these instead."

At least he didn't sort out the women first and then shoot

I would run with the "taste is subjective" line, but then I'd feel like a hypocrite given my own mild elitist streak within the metal community. As said earlier, my greatest problem is that now I'm an old non-MTV-watching man (and have been for all this decade) and therefore I know fuck all about the songs he's reworking nowadays.

Yeah, remember when Zack used to play Arcade Fire and Neutral Milk Hotel?

I seem to recall Trevor Horn and Geoff Downes being fairly prominent in the video

Very much so

Ugh

Someone took basic statistics at juco

If twentysomethings in this country actually fucking voted

That works so well with your English degree

I thought your Pitchfork burn was better

The same ones who post half-naked pics on internet wrestling message boards

Don't let the national title make you forget that Mack Brown has always been a whiny bitch

I'm really not digging the new player intros on MNF I think Czech's indictment earlier was fairly accurate

Whoo indeed

I won't accept anything less than the real deal, treb