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  1. Slayer

    This Week in College Football 9/7 - 9/9

    Not yet. If they end up with a .500 season because of his son's shitty offense, family loyalty may go out the window. They almost had one last year. Just imagine if they hadn't gotten lucky against VT and wound up in some random toilet bowl
  2. Slayer

    This Week in College Football 9/7 - 9/9

    Of course, I hate it when OSU wins, but on the other hand the view of despondent burnt orange is pretty nice
  3. Slayer

    Fucking Wisconsin

    "Don't forget me, you fucking pinko bitch"
  4. Slayer

    This Week in College Football 9/7 - 9/9

    Speaking of ABC and detractions, have they shown A.J. Hawk's wife (who might be related to that guy from Notre Dame) in the stands yet?
  5. Slayer

    This Week in College Football 9/7 - 9/9

    That's not the Disney way!
  6. Slayer

    This Week in College Football 9/7 - 9/9

    I saw Emmitt Smith on the sidelines of OSU/Texas and wondered why the hell he was there since he went to Florida and the game isn't in Dallas... then I saw they were using him to promote the latest Dancing with the Stars Shame on everyone involved
  7. Slayer

    Fucking Wisconsin

    Just to correlate Wisconsin issues against the Packers' performance: - From '36 to '44, GB goes to 4 NFL title games, winning 3. Nothing notable occurs. - From '44 to '60, GB fails to make the playoffs. Ed Gein goes on his infamous run during this time, and a certain senator sends the nation into a frenzy. - '60 to '70, the Lombardi era. Nothing of note happens. - '70 to '92. Packers make the playoffs twice. From '80 (or so) to '91, Dahmer goes on his run. - 1991, Dahmer is arrested. The Packers acquire Brett Favre, who makes an immediate impression. - 1994, Dahmer killed in jail. Packers put together a string of playoffs including an NFC title game and two straight SBs with one win. - '99-'00, Holmgren leaves the Packers and they lull for a couple playoff-less seasons. Chmura gets in trouble for banging his underage neighbor. - '01-'04, Packers make playoff runs, albeit losing the Lambeau mystique in the process. Nothing happens... as far as I recall. Maybe the Lambeau losses lead to someone molesting a cow, I dunno. - Now, Packers suck. Witness the twin deviant threads.
  8. Slayer

    This Week in College Football 9/7 - 9/9

    "The Peyton Manning rule"
  9. Slayer

    This Week in College Football 9/7 - 9/9

    And then she'll see the game score
  10. Slayer

    This Week in College Football 9/7 - 9/9

    Somewhere, Leena cries
  11. Slayer

    Arizona Iced Tea

    I like it, especially the Green Tea I also like Lipton (again, emphasis on the Green)
  12. Slayer

    Ever worry that some athletes just don't care?

    What about Henin-Har... Okay, I can't even say that with a straight face
  13. Slayer

    Fucking Wisconsin

    So just having gonorrhea is preferable to being a complete deviant
  14. Slayer

    This Week in College Football 9/7 - 9/9

    My g/f is a VT fan (if you might recall), so by proxy I am unsympathetic to your UVA plight. ...actually, I'm lying, since I don't care much about either school. It makes a nice excuse nonetheless
  15. Slayer

    This Week in College Football 9/7 - 9/9

    So, standard Edwin fare
  16. Slayer

    Which Flame Warrior are you?

    You're a half-ass Yuk Yuk.
  17. Slayer

    Ever worry that some athletes just don't care?

    Remember when Anthony Muñoz joined Dream Theater?
  18. Slayer

    The 99 Problems Of Jay-Z

    *disappears*
  19. Slayer

    Why do I have...

    That's a pretty real answer
  20. Slayer

    Fucking Wisconsin

    "It's true."
  21. Slayer

    Fucking Wisconsin

    3) Will the Packers make the playoffs? They only seem to do this shit when the Packers suck
  22. Slayer

    Which Flame Warrior are you?

    I'm much better at evil clowning than archivery though
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