Slayer

That's almost Downhome-ian

Hey, wait a minute, I like Dream Theater and Manowar. I can't justify those outfits though

This is all chazz1998's fault

Maybe he meant "physiology" ...yeah

So, in spite of the continual piles of shit he produces here, we should treat him with respect because he's the King of Shit Mountain on other boards? Maybe he posts on Crono's board

Yeah, they're called "Nightwish" Except they're not really power metal, and she's not really hot... but metal dorks fawn over her anyway

They call it riding the gravy train

When they first came out I didn't even give them any thought, since there's something like 20+ metal bands with the name Dragon(something)

I remember back when I only knew snuffy as another crap Packers fan in the sports forum and not as America's answer to C-Bacon

I laughed more at the middle part than at the end

The current "it" power metal band, they have nothing going for them besides playing super-fast. No real melody, and an awful singer. I could easily toss out a large number of superior power metal bands, though I'm sure Agent would scoff those just as equally

You know, this post is pretty interesting. Just a couple more of these for Spine's statement to have any real accuracy

Keep lowering that bar, snuffy

No punchline necessary

Rock your body?

Good one, A-Bacon

No, he really wouldn't

The Muslim mouse afterlife?

Did we really need to post "WP's" screen-stretching mug five separate times?

Because it certainly wasn't fun before

It made sense to Selig because it got the heat off his ass for allowing a tie to occur in the ASG. Of course, it never actually addressed what needed to be done in the event of a tie, but Bud was under a lot of pressure!

Smues jinxed it

Have you tried telling them about the Benjamins?

More people should follow Ma and Pa Jerk's lead

This would require the mods to possess something resembling a sense of humor.