Slayer

Ahnold: You think you've got problems? I'm partnered with a pig, an alien, Siamese twins, a sofa, and a second rate mime. Mime: "Hey, I'm stuck in a box!" *explodes*

I blame CWM for the lack of CWM

For me it began and ended with the classic black'n'white nWo shirt. That was the only wrestling shirt I ever owned, and I ceased wearing it about the time WCW went under.

"Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."

"Tax the businesses owned by the churches."

Don't talk back to the box!

Do you intend to post pictures of the meeting

Punishment?

Speaking of Slappy and freezing, Fridge lives there now too.

Whoo

Yup

But do you enjoy conversing with her

Patrick Spoon: Cubs Fan

Heh, Canadians

When Margo was dating the grunge rocker and they went to the concert and had to lift Jay on stage with a crane Voice from audience: "Hey, it's Meatloaf!" Jay: "Shut up!" I still occasionally say that whenever I see a pic of the real Meatloaf

Walton doing the original commentary for Malice at the Palace was classic "This is a disgrace..."

I thought that was a typical New York Day As for House, you got the intro part down, then it goes: Doctors not-named-House: "We think the problem is (random disease/condition)" House: "You idiots, it's actually (different disease/condition)" *they fight about it for the next 45 minutes and then it turns out to be something entirely different from either of the original two guesses* I actually do like the show though

Dammit, ELM took my favorite quote... "Are you prone to having blackouts?" "No." "Are you prone to having blackouts?" "No." "Are you prone to having blackouts?" "No!" "Oh, better than the rest of us, Mr. I-Know-Where-I-Am-At-All-Times!" "Sorry..." ... "Are you prone to having blackouts?" "Yes!"

Vyce, Marney, Tom, Eric and Slap... well, Vyce, Marney, Tom and Eric are all up there And Steven Popick, too

I hated the early 00's Lakers, or rather, playoff broadcasts featuring the Lakers, because of the celeb cam-whoring in which the networks would engage. Of course, most of the celebs (save for Jack and maybe a few others) care fuck all about the Lakers, they just see it as a sports equivalent of your typical Hollywood gala. "Time out called by the Lakers. *cut to crowd* Looking through the crowd, there's Jack Nicholson, of course, and there's Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, and there's Leo DeCaprio... *cut back to game* (10 seconds of play)...and a foul called on Kobe. *cut to crowd* Let's look at that crowd again. There's Enrique Iglasias, and there's Gwyneth Paltrow, and there's Lance Bass. *cut back to game* (10 seconds of play)...let's just cut away from the game for no reason just to show you more celebrities! *cut to crowd* There's (flavor of the month reality TV "star"), and there's... oh wait, that's not a celebrity, get that camera off him. And there's Pope John Paul II. Of course JP a noted Trailblazers fan, here to support his team tonight as they play LA."

To quote myself from last year "Given the extreme hit-or-miss-ness of the returned Family Guy, I'll reserve judgement on this one"

Are you going to try and meet up with any of the numerous posters residing in the Beltway?

lol @ the English crowd breaking out with the national anthem in the middle of the match

KTMA was a UHF station based out of Minneapolis which aired the true original season of MST (but only to the Twin Cities, essentially) in '88-'89 before they found their way to the national TV Comedy Channel (now Comedy Central). Episodes are notable for the cheap sets and sporadic riffing, as they actually riffed on the movies live rather than watching it 4-5 times to hone the riffs like with the national episodes. The station went under only a year or two after MST left. Personally I think there's a real downhome charm to a lot of the KTMA episodes. Several of the host segments are quite good and funny actually, including Joel examining Crow's memory, JATB dancing to "YMCA" and several segments of them checking the station answering machine for viewer messages (as they'd put up the station # for viewer response)

Actually, now that I think about it, Bloodlust did introduce us to the abomination that was Pearl Forrestor...