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Or put a fake e-mail address in your info and Cheesala = Lactose

You know, I never thought someone could make a Rant thread even worse

The lesson here is that when WP starts a thread, just stay the hell away from it and let it slowly roll down towards page 2, into the distant memory of TSM

Ladies and gentlemen, the insightful Black Lushus!

I'm surprised he never made a post that just said

Two people, actually, but I won't let that get in the way

Hey guys, don't call that other board "Green TSM" anymore, apparently it's an object of derision and you'll be subjected to much sarcastic laughter by the denizens

"Lightning Crashes" was allright, I thought, but there was an awful version where they interspersed audio footage from the OKC bombing.

I'm sure you've heard "Lightning Crashes" at some point

Jerk got a laugh out of me with the ST reference.

It's funny that The Pit + Rape has produced not one but two of the worst threads in the history of everything

Heh

To second Coat, I always thought the muddied Rob Zombie on Hellbilly Deluxe looked a horribly stupid When I first saw it, I thought "This can't really be the same guy behind 'Thunder Kiss' and 'More Human than Human", can it?"

Keep on digging, Special K.

Wait, that's a real quote I remember two things about this bit 1. It actually took Alex a couple seconds to get the joke. He almost moved on to the next contestant without even acknowledging it before the crowd essentially clued him in. 2. I actually thought "hoe" was the right answer. I've never heard "rake" used in that manner before.

Fuck a bunch of Brazil They're the only team I really root against in the WC

That NFC team who went to the Super Bowl, whatever their name was... I can't remember Yes, I know it was a last week of the regular season "rest the starters for the playoffs" game, but still...

It isn't like Joe Suck and Tim McCocksucker (yes I'm using immature 5th grade nicknames and no I don't care) help the matter at all. Fuck, I'd even prefer Morgan and Berman to the Fox duo

I'll not let my satire get lost in a sea of crap arguments.

That's a whoosh moment if ever there was

Blue TSM: "The sky is falling because of ee-vil corporations! " Green TSM: "Oh I bet the mainstream media won't publish this! " Please bring it all back together in one big shitpot

I was wondering why smitty would be reading the World Cup thread