Slayer

It's not legalized in Canada... It is decriminalized though, which, as CWM said, for all intensive purposes it may as well be

I'm farting right now

Equally surprising no one has brought up the "Kylie as gay icon" thing

A quick look at the Billboard history chart shows that Kylie's only notable hits stateside were her cover song and "Can't Get You Out of My Head", which I did forget about, but really that song fizzled off the radar after only a couple of months. The point being, she did not have "numerous hits" in the US, as Zack was eager to claim Essentially Tekcop is right (if not better) to have not heard of her

I forgot you were on proper grounds then Carry on

Are you my new Vanhalen?

Yeah! Like... that one song! Yeah, that was a big song And that other song. Man, that song was a big hit. I can't forget about the hit that was different from the previous two. Man, that was a big song too Yeah

Just imagine the price if their music was actually any good.

When I wake up in the morning, that's the first thing that goes on the TV... I mean, what the fuck else am I going to watch? One of the network morning shows? Fuck that

Because they essentially have a monopoly on the industry

It's not that hard to have a graduation rate like that when most high schools have like 5 people per class. What's funny about this is that if you were to have such a small sample, even one person failing would throw your %age way down, which invalidates the "argument" in the first place Yeah I know it was a joke, just not a well-thought one

Kylie Minogue is an average-looking big-lipped Australian woman who makes ass music yet has somehow managed to parlay her giant slab of butterfacery into a successful music/acting career. In America, however, she's known mostly for her performance of someone else's song. For some reason, Kotz has this long standing infatuation with her, but his tastes are suspect to begin with

Could be worse... you could've forgotten how to urinate

A graphicsless post. Indeed something is afoot

After the war, there was this feeling of no empire no longer... "Alright, come on Europe, give these countries back. Britain?" "What?" "What's that behind your back?" "Oh it's India... and a number of other countries." "Give them back." "Oh all-right.... This one goes here and that one there... Oh we need the Falklands! ...for strategic sheep purposes."

What the hell did you ever see in that testicle-haired whiny bitch

For real Chavers?

LOTC: Director of Canadian Tourism

So we have the option of going north or south now

If you like watching your videogames, then MGS2 is the game for you

Andy is really grasping at straws with this one

Does this mean we get to see numerous shots of Kelly Quinn at Lambeau?

Whew, for a second I thought the former Yes guitarist had died

I hate shared public restrooms because I hate dropping off the goods (liquid or solid) if I have to share the room with someone else. One-man public restrooms (where you can lock yourself in) are fine though

Assault and murder are just that, plain and simple, whether it's for reasons involving someone's race or wanting someone's money or revenge or whatever. The label of hate crime does nothing but cloud up all interracial (or straight on gay or whatever) crimes, whether hate motivated or not Ex: If a black man attacks a family member of mine and I track him down and get revenge, I don't want the fact that I'm white and he's black to be a deciding factor of the charges/trial since I would've hunted him down no matter what his race