Slayer

"The reason we banned these people is simple and logical... the reason being ... Hey look, a deer."

Threw who a huge party?

GET ILLITERATE!

I don't want to see Brownback near the presidency No way, no how

So it's about Leena and Canadian Guitarist?

Hey Inc, which one of your 8388607 posts do you treasure the most?

The Omniposter

If only I knew what irony you meant so I could share in your laugh

I suppose it's a good thing then when I passed on picking ESPNC back up last year, as I'd watched it back in '01 and loved it. What's the deal? Do they not want to pay for the rights to air old games anymore, or are they just caught up in their own hype and overself-promotion of the nonsports?

For me it's a tossup between the pirate or the sailor

Have there been any reasonable postulations as to what act could be so unmentionably heinous that the E is hush-hush about it?

did I cover it all? Hell if I know, I just like using variations of that quote

Very good, but stats not track back

"Did you get those Adam nude pics from Leena yet?"

Suicide Booth: "Please select mode of ban: quick and painless, or slow and horrible." Barron: "Yeah, I'd like to report to the mods..." Suicide Booth: "You have selected: slow and horrible."

Because I don't Funny how that works

All you strange people that want to live in hot, yucky Southern places.

It is true I expressed a desire to reside in Canada for a time I do not actually want to be Canadian though eh

I don't think anyone would mistake you for one of my trusted friends

We'll find Kotzenjunior in no time

You truly excel over your peers

That's why I don't say shit on IMs that I wouldn't say in public, save for my most trusted friends

This is all Rant's fault

Of course, now that you've pointed this out, the bumping quota's gonna go up