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  1. Slayer

    Family Guy

    I didn't like Klaus initially, but he's grown on me Maybe it doesn't hurt that I have a German friend and can't help but think of him with regard to Klaus
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    Family Guy

    Didn't watch I should note I was referring primarily to FG with my statement.
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    The Amazing Race 9

    Kansas (and specifically KSU) gets representation in TAR... and that's what we have to show for it
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    The music industry has been saved.....

    There's always Brazilian tranny porn
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    Family Guy

    Go fig... episodes everyone seems to like, I don't, and vice versa I enjoyed both shows from the Seth MacFarlane hour last night
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    Criminal/Legal Question

    Why, with all that extra time, you could get into even more legal conundrums
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    Great/ Average/ Bad Bands...

    There's about as much melody in nu-metal as there is hair on Devin Townsend's head
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    The OAO Mystery Science Theater 3000 Thread

    *shot of blond girl on the beach* "Blake Edwards' 'Point Ten'"
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    Ask Incandenza

    Right, though to be fair I remember more Sesame Street songs from my childhood than the general preschool sing-alongs
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    Hot Dogs and Hot Dog culture.

    When you die, I will desecrate your grave with Heinz
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    Favourite Obscure Country

    I know it was said in A:TB, but I've been saying it for awhile now, since Canadians/New Zealanders are, for the most part, outwardly and audibly indistinguishable from Americans/Australians, but refer to them as such and they'll become very indignant
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    Ask Incandenza

    The actual first song I consciously remember hearing was "Jack and Diane"
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    John Wayne Gacy

    Chicago also gave us Richard Speck and Herman Mudgett
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    On Old People, and Boxes.

    Guide: Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years: textiles, other boxes, even children's candy. Milhouse: Do any of these boxes have candy in them? Guide: No. Milhouse: Will they ever? Guide: No, we only make boxes to ship nails. Any other questions? Martin: When will we be able to see a finished box, Sir? Guide: Well, we don't assemble them here -- that's done in Flint, Michigan. Bart: Have any of the workers ever had their hands cut off by the machinery? Guide: No... Bart: And then the hand started crawling around and tried to strangle everybody? Guide: No, that has never happened. Bart: Any popped eyeballs? Guide: I'm not sure what kind of factory you're thinking of; we just make boxes here.
  15. You mean teenage girls are conniving, deceitful and capable of lying? Nothing sacred!
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    Favourite Obscure Country

    Australia's Canada
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    Just to let all the bookers know...

    FFMS called me today and wanted me to pass along the message that he won't be back for another couple weeks (on top of this)
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    Worst style: clothing and hair

    Last Thanksgiving while walking around the mall with my g/f's brother, we saw a guy with a pink shirt and popped collar. "Gay" doesn't even begin to describe it, though we had a good laugh about it. Hell, we kept a running count of how many guys in the mall we saw in pink shirts (seven). One of my pet peeves is similar to Dama's, namely the half-assed long hair... I guess it's been going on for awhile now (since the 70's) but I've really noticed it the last couple of years. If you're gonna grow your hair out, go all the way, dammit.
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    The OAO Mystery Science Theater 3000 Thread

    Interesting note (to me): The main chick from Soultaker is from Wichita and went to Wichita State (my alma mater) on a theater scholarship
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    Hot Dogs and Hot Dog culture.

    I've seen this on some Food Network specials where they interview Chicago hot dog vendors and they're so adamantly anti-ketchup you'd think it raped their mom or something... Hell, I would buy a bottle of ketchup then go to random Chicago hot dog stands, just holding the bottle out in the open, watching them recoil as vampires to a cross Anyways, I love ketchup on my hotdog, so fuck a bunch of Chicago on that
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    Ask Incandenza

    Side note: "Oh Sherrie" is one of the first songs I can remember listening to as a kid.
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    Unbelievable

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    The OAO Mystery Science Theater 3000 Thread

    in honor of McDonald's bringing back the you-know-what "I'd rather watch David Crosby eat a McRib sandwich..."
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