Slayer

The original Curt Warner

This week on NBC: Black Nazi!

Reminds me about the episode of "King of the Hill" where Bill pretends to be gay so he and Luann can get a job as hairdressers, but he crumbles under the pressure of so many women getting clingy to him in that manner. Anyways, Scarlett is meh to look at, but the poor girl at least needs a vocal chord operation so she doesn't have to sound like the brother from "Everybody Loves Raymond"

Well, maybe more people will care about them if they win a SB. Meanie. Of course then you'll wind up dealing with this: "Whoooooo! Seahawks won the Super Bowl! Whoooooo!" "So what'd you think of Shaun Alexander's performance in the SB?" "...Shaun Alexander? Who's that? ....Whoooooooo!"

Alexander needs to come out already and reveal that he's the third Barber twin

Yeah, and he rocked, IIRC.

That's how I see it Plus I can like Ben R as long as he keeps the shaggy hair and beard combo. I like it a lot better than the military look he's been sporting for the most part. The last hurrah?

Looks like I'm getting behind Pittsburgh for the SB

Bill Cowher: He'll get you to a Super Bowl every once in a while

That would take another 2-3 years that I don't want to spend, costing money I don't have and don't wish to borrow. Oh shit, I'll turn into Stephen Popick

Clearly your head is not on straight

If I scroll really fast, it looks like she's moving

And then promptly keeled over

For that though I'd need an actual degree in accountancy Unless you meant what you want to do

I'm not going to break out one of those generalized lists your career counselor would give you, but I personally am looking into being an actuary... I'm taking the first exam next month. If that doesn't work out... something in banking, business or maybe gubment.

Leena takes it from behind so she can still watch the matches

Allright, Milky Vos Savant

Just a BS. Tried for an MS but I didn't find graduate math studies to my liking, so I'm pursuing other career opportunities at this time

I wasn't expecting Matt to get the MST parody since I don't think he watches the show, but that statement is laughable Let's see: Book smarts? All over Matt there Real world smarts? I still have both my kidneys. Point to me. Better luck next time, kid.

Matt Youngin' is the thing to do And it doesn't hurt to have a low IQ

That just invites post-whoring

Rando with the zing Good one

The Minnesota Vikings and Buffalo Bills of Presidential Candidates

Did I wake up and it's 1995 again? ...so, you think Diesel can get it done?