Slayer

I find it a bit easier to root for the Steelers now that Ben is going with the shaggy hair and beard look. I want to see an all bearded QB AFC title game, dammit!

She only has two moods though, so they flesh out the rest of the magazine with ads

I thought I'd read somewhere that Millionaire had a blind contestant and I think that was him

Shut the window, then jump

Was he the blind contestant? Also, that Bert'n'Ernie BrokeBack Mountain poster rocks

Why is Ryan Reynolds QBing for the Steelers? To answer the earlier question of why I don't like the Colts, or moreso Peyton... up until a couple years ago it was because Peyton would continually fuck up in big games, but still get a lot of media attention over more deserving players because he has this "aw shucks" country boy aura that they seem to love, hence my nickname for him. Well, he has proven he can win big games (so long as said games are against the AFC West)... but he still rubs me the wrong way. I haven't really seen any Eli interview bits... does he give off the same country boy vibe as his brother?

The TSM Deities were displeased with the loss apparently Now I'm rooting for Denver in the title game because I'd rather see Denver in the SB than Mr. AwShucks or Dirk Squarejaw

Not to mention they're only up by a TD

Looking at Plummer's beard reminds me... whatever happened to the Pats playoff beards? I remember them making a fairly big deal about guys like Brady and Vinny having them during their first SB run but they didn't really do it for the later two SB runs

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showuser=623 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showuser=225 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showuser=6181 Ask him if one was a light skinned brotha named Dan. I'd rather have those guys show up at my house than the Conservative Brigade

Niskie doesn't have real world smarts? That's a harsh thing to say, shitty.

Plus it'd get too crowded in your fridge box

"Well, we don't have any real Hall of Famers to put in this year, so you'll do."

He's stealing my gimmick! It's time you evolved as a poster, Slayer. You're too strong to stay with one gimmick for too long. I need to increase my On-Post Percentage if I want to make the TSM HoF

Legalese hurts my head

He's stealing my gimmick!

To quote something I heard several years ago: "If Nolan Ryan couldn't get a 100% vote, then no one will"

Those fucking Geico commercials. "Hey honey, I just cheated on you with your sister and got her pergnant, but the good news is, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!" Fucking annoying. Good one My choice: The Sierra Mist Free radio commercials. Now the SMF TV commercial with Michael McKean and Fred Willard was pretty good, but the radio commercials are awful. "You want a Sierra Mist Free?" "Sure." "That'll be a dollar" "But you said it was free" (continued ad nauseum for thirty seconds) or "Can you buy me a Sierra Mist Free?" "Why would you buy me something that's free." (continued ad nauseum for thirty seconds) It wasn't funny when they tried that gag in Back to the Future twenty years ago, what makes you think it's funny now.

One of the reasons I'm a steadfast loyal fan is I'm afraid as soon as I say "Fuck it, I'm through with this team" is when they'll suddenly become good again. Fuck, it essentially happened earlier this year when the Vikings were down 2-5 and then roared back to a near-playoff run

Good thing you're so unliked then

Say what you will about Choken, he stood behind his crappy Cincy teams

I remember when the group of Bengals fans consisted of Choken and... umm... Yeah.

Can't, already buried

Czech's been listening to Cannibal Corpse

Word is they're coming for you next