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    NFL Playoffs

    Pittsburgh vs. Washington would have a good buildup with the history involved, not to mention it would be Gibbs fifth SB appearance. Least attractive match would be Seattle vs. anyone except Denver, since Seattle is a meh team history wise and don't have much going for them today save Shaun Alexander. With Denver, I suppose you could play up the old AFC West rivalry, despite the fact Seattle was always the odd man out as far as intradivision hated.
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    NFL Playoffs

    The previous shutout in the playoffs was 2002: Jets 41, Colts 0
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    NFL Playoffs

    Fun fact: Last time a home team got shut out in the playoffs was the 1979 NFC title game, where the surprising LA Rams upset the equally surprising Tampa Bay Bucs 9-0.
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    Dynamite Kid

    I didn't know he did those other crazy things... no wonder dude's practically immobile now.
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    Best time of year

    Apparently you didn't hear what Czech heard
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    IPB Image

    I miss user posted image
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    Why are people so stupid?

    In my retail days I was always good at avoiding customers on my way out. Typically I'd take of my topshirt and just have my undershirt on as way of letting people know not to bug me when I'm off the clock, especially if I had my own shopping to do after the fact. What used to piss me off is when you're closing and people are still in the store. Now I can understand some people have crazy schedules and might not be able to shop in the middle of the day, but show some goddamn respect for the person who put in an eight-hour shift and has to wait on your ass to finish checking out. I'm sure you'll get a kick out of this story... one night when I was working grocery, it was almost midnight and closing time so I give the standard "store is closing soon, please bring your shit up front" announcement. Most all the customers come up to check out and everything seems to be fine until we do the store walk and find an older woman and middle-age woman (probably mom-daughter pair). We figure we'll let them get away for a minute or so to finish up... 12:10, still nothing, so I get on the PA and make a "the store is closed, please bring your shit up front" announcement. 12:20, we go peruse the aisles and find them still shopping, so I make another announcement, this one very emphatic. 12:30, they finally come up to the checkout and we find out why they didn't respond: Because they didn't fucking speak Inglés.
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    All who we lost in 2005

    And handguns* *Except in America
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    Does anyone miss...

    Truly he was our greatest poster Cheers to you all
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    I'm Back.

    Someone hasn't been checking on it a very day
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    Best time of year

    Sure, regular season matchups are slightly heated up in February, but the real shit doesn't begin until the conference tourneys in early March
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    The OAO Mystery Science Theater 3000 Thread

    All six Season 7 episodes need to find their way to DVD. While they did bring in Pearl which brought down the quality of the host segments (though CC Pearl was still marginally better than SF Pearl), there were still some gems, like in TIMM which was spent satirizing and deriding Hollywood bigwigs for their treatment of BBI while making MST3K:TM The movie riffing was balls-out though. Must've been the "want to go out with a bang" factor, which manifested itself in several classics during the final SF season as well.
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    Best time of year

    Whatever boss. Slim Citrus = Rochester? High times: October January March June Low times: February July This only relates to the big four though. Tennis is meh, and fuck a bunch of golf.
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    David Ortiz completely humiliated

    We were better off without the first post after all
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    The YTMND raid on Ebaums has begun...

    It's "tiled", not "tie-uld"
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    NFL Playoffs

    Washington goes to Seattle next week and the NY-Carolina winner goes to Chicago
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    NFL Playoffs

    Haha
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    Marcus Vick gone from Va. Tech

    I never knew Blacksburg was a haven for such chicanery. And to think I spent my Xmas vacation there.
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    I'm Back.

    Probably smells like beluga and Smirnoff
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    Zygi Wilf fires Mike Tice

    The Vikings have apparently hired Major Dad to replace Tice So in the last decade we've had the Nutty Professor, Henry Rollins and now this
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    Gimmicks...

    Big Ryan Hoffmann I'll split his infinitive That grammar nazi
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    I'm Back.

    That's rather egomaniacal
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    The Bob Marley Story???

    Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall-to-wall carpeting Get a wallet full 'o credit cards
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    pictures of Brock Lesner in Japan

    I think Matt Bloom is a good enough real name to wrestle under, although over there he'd become "Matt Broom"
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    Apple core!

    unders_core
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