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I think I've figured out who to root for in the Fiesta Bowl, as a Michigan fan. If OSU wins, it'd suck, but they don't get much out of it other than winning. If Notre Dame wins, you'll need a blowtorch to remove the collective sports medias' hands and mouth from ND's tip, and they'd probably be #2 preseason next year behind whoever wins the title this year. So OSU wins...

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For some reason that brought up in my mind when Bush Sr. said "We want families that look more like the Waltons than the Simpsons"

I thought you meant 7 years at the same job

Rap certainly has no place in a perfect English thread

Trying to think what happened on Tice's watch: Wizzinator Sex Cruise Tice scalping tickets Anything else? Losing a playoff spot in 2003 on two last-minute TDs to last place Arizona. That was when I first called for his head. They've proved they have the talent to get by without him. I'm not saying build the franchise around a 37 y/o QB, of course, but Daunte is more easily replacable than you seem to believe Of course, that leaves me the question of what to do with my $150 authentic Culpepper jersey...

In that time span, I've had seven jobs and two moves Shit

Fellow Michigan fan, right? The only hope is a stray test-range missile finds its way to Tempe

A reminder for Packer fans: As much as he may have sucked, he did do two things 1) Beat GB at Lambeau in the playoffs 2) Beat Brett Favre in (maybe) his last playoff game

Now the question is: Who to replace him?

Yay

Playoff schedule is set Saturday Washington Redskins at Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 4:30 ET, ABC (3-6 game) Jacksonville Jaguars at New England Patriots, 8 ET, ABC Sunday Carolina Panthers at New York Giants, 1 ET, FOX Pittsburgh Steelers at Cincinnati Bengals, 4:30 ET, CBS (3-6 game)

Washington is going to the playoffs, which is good because I'd much rather have them in than Dallas.

Go fig, Minnesota is running roughshod over Chicago when it doesn't fucking matter anymore...

Philly looking to put a damper on the Redskins playoff hopes..

Carolina appears to be on their way into the playoffs

Speaking of overrated, why is CBS hyping up this new Jenna Elfman sitcom? She's not terribly funny (as proven by her other overrated sitcom) and not that great to look at

I'd rather see KC in the playoffs than Shitsburgh

The irony in this is that the people on this board who actually possess English degrees (Edwin and DrTom) are absent from this English inquisition.

Surprise...?

Unpacked after returning from my holiday trip That was it, really

If only Rando had been accepted to Cornell...

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