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  1. Slayer

    Moderator change. Part 3.

    Pope Pius IV: This Time He's Pissed Off
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    Legally Beating Up Someone

    This is one of those things that really pisses me off about the law... Guy in court: "This guy was on my property and was threatening my family and so I took it upon myself to protect my person and my family." Some Fucking Lawyer: "Yeah, but..." My belief: You willingly trespass on someone's property, you get what you deserve
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    This Week in College Fotball 12/26 - 12/31

    I'm a bit late on the matter since I was on the road for the last couple of days, but what do you think about a certain chicken restaurant dumping the "Peach" from the Peach Bowl?
  4. Slayer

    Oh man, I'm on Christmas Right Now

    That polka-dot flying V was pretty silly...
  5. Slayer

    TSM's WORST THREADS - VOLUME ONE

    *gets stuck in an infinite loop*
  6. Slayer

    I'm Back.

    The shadows are all wrong!
  7. Slayer

    All these perfect English fagolas need to quit.

    Today on my way home from the Holidays I stopped by Graceland. On the sidewalk in front people can write graffiti, and someone wrote "Elvis, your still the greatest" I couldn't help but think of Hoffman...
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    2005: How was your year?

    Two lols? You flatter me, good sir
  9. Slayer

    Hello?

    Hello, it's me I've thought about us for a long, long time Maybe I think too much but something's wrong There's something here that doesn't last too long Maybe I shouldn't think of you as mine
  10. Slayer

    2005: How was your year?

    There's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you And this hole in my heart can't be filled with the things I do
  11. Slayer

    The Holiday Bowl Thread

    Ohhh SHIT son OU looks to go up by 16 and coughs up the ball on the 1. How about that
  12. Slayer

    TSM's WORST POSTERS - VOLUME ONE

    More like idiotsavantMoment
  13. Slayer

    Some of the most important stuff you'll ever learn about

    Corey, have you checked out the re-produced (better) version of Enemies of Reality?
  14. This forum requested, nay, demanded another AD thread!
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    Few people

    STATELY, PLUMP BUCK MULLIGAN CAME FROM THE STAIRHEAD, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressing gown, ungirdled, was sustained gently-behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned: -- Introibo ad altare Dei. Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called up coarsely: -- Come up, Kinch. Come up, you fearful jesuit. Solemnly he came forward and mounted the round gunrest. He faced about and blessed gravely thrice the tower, the surrounding country and the awaking mountains. Then, catching sight of Stephen Dedalus, he bent towards him and made rapid crosses in the air, gurgling in his throat and shaking his head. Stephen Dedalus, displeased and sleepy, leaned his arms on the top of the staircase and looked coldly at the shaking gurgling face that blessed him, equine in its length, and at the light untonsured hair, grained and hued like pale oak. Buck Mulligan peeped an instant under the mirror and then covered the bowl smartly. -- Back to barracks, he said sternly. He added in a preacher's tone: -- For this, O dearly beloved, is the genuine Christine: body and soul and blood and ouns. Slow music, please. Shut your eyes, gents. One moment. A little trouble about those white corpuscles. Silence, all.
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    Moderator Change. Part 2.

    Silly. Minorities can't be racist
  17. Slayer

    Moderator Change. Part 2.

    For a second I was worried wildpegasus has his own board
  18. Slayer

    Teenage Suicide

    Just like suicide ....right?
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    Least Favourite

    SNF crew, by far. Joe Buck had always been average to me, but after his whole overreaction to the Randy Moss faux-mooning incident last year, I can't stand the guy
  20. Slayer

    Few people

    I almost always put my punctuation on the outside of quote marks, you English Nazis You know, James Joyce defied numerous literary conventions, and he's considered one of the greatest writers ever... so there
  21. Slayer

    Some of the most important stuff you'll ever learn about

    You act like there hasn't been quality metal released at all this decade... fuck that From the "best albums of 2005" thread, here were my favorite metal releases from last year Russell Allen and Jorn Lande - The Battle SYL - Alien Nocturnal Rites - Grand Illusion Nevermore - This Godless Endeavor Bruce Dickinson - Tyranny of Souls Candlemass - Candlemass Paradise Lost - Paradise Lost Kreator - Enemy of God Sure, nothing "groundbreaking" (last example I can think of would be Hammerfall reviving power metal with Glory to the Brave), but all quality metal releases.
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    This Week in College Fotball 12/26 - 12/31

    Fucking awful. Absolutely fucking awful
  23. Slayer

    What was worse?

    "Sidewalk slam."
  24. Slayer

    What was worse?

    Fruitbooty!
  25. Slayer

    The Titillating World of Cosplay

    Hoff is a very cromulent poster
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